# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 420
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2019, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8382 "2019-12-21T21:24:21Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > Unless he does or says it under LED lights instead of incandescent ones. Then he looks orange. But it’s the BEST orange! 😃 No one does orange like he does! ---
**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2019, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8383 "2019-12-21T21:26:58Z")
> [@Kobal2](#): > > “WTF ? Why is there still some public money poured into mental health ? Did I fucking stutter ?! SCREW THESE PEOPLE, LET THEM DIE OFF !” I meant that ironically. A lot of Republicans I know, before Trump, thought that Ronald Reagan was not only the greatest Republican president in our lifetimes but the greatest president, period. He was their ideal of what a Republican president should be. They praise Reagan for bringing down the Soviet Union as a go-to example of this. Now, a lot of them have him at number 2 behind Trump. I shit you not. Their new idol Trump sucks up to Putin publically, and who knows what he’s doing for Putin we don’t know about. ---
**Author:** ![HelenGawn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@HelenGawn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HelenGawn)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2019, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8384 "2019-12-22T01:02:03Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > Unless he does or says it under LED lights instead of incandescent ones. Then he looks orange. I think I’ve figured this out. His family has replaced all the bulbs with blue-tinged ones so he thinks he’s got a great tan. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2019, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8385 "2019-12-22T14:26:56Z")
> [@Kobal2](#): > > “WTF ? Why is there still some public money poured into mental health ? Did I fucking stutter ?! SCREW THESE PEOPLE, LET THEM DIE OFF !” Too true, but even he didn’t cozy up to (then) Soviets. > [@ThelmaLou](#): > > But it’s the BEST orange! 😃 No one does orange like he does! Well, he’s right about that, isn’t he? For now, at least. Think they’ll carry his line of makeup in the prison store? ---
**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2019, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8386 "2019-12-22T14:40:51Z")
> [@DesertDog](#): > > Well, he’s right about that, isn’t he? For now, at least. Think they’ll carry his line of makeup in the prison store? It might be cruel and unusual punishment for the other prisoners if they don’t: [I Photoshopped Trump Without His Fake Tan And Now I Can’t Sleep At Night](https://www.buzzfeed.com/jenlewis/this-is-what-donald-trump-would-look-like-without-his-fake-t) ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2019, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8387 "2019-12-22T15:26:06Z")
> [@jsc1953](#): > > Trump has absolutely no clue as to what constitutes “good optics”. He may be the worst politician who ever lived, much less the worst to ever win an election. No, instead I would say he doesn’t give a fuck. He is still untouchable. And he fucking knows it. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2019, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8388 "2019-12-22T15:28:28Z")
> [@margin](#): > > Yeah, ignoring them is bullshit. It just leaves them free to be even bigger assholes and the pressure’s on the victim to shut up and pretend. It only works for people who don’t want to hear the victims complain. This. Ignoring a bully, any bully, has NEVER worked. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2019, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8389 "2019-12-22T15:32:34Z")
> [@dasmoocher](#): > > I was just watching the news and there was an item on how White House officials are nervous because he’s going down to Mar-a-Lago now for the holidays and who knows what he’ll do/say/tweet when his handlers are at a distance and he’s listening to his buddies (such as they are; I don’t think Trump has ever had any real friends, just associations with people who have similar interests such as Jeffery Epstein). ANOTHER fucking vacation - on our dime. Though I guess we should be relieved he is so fucking stupid, lazy, and incompetent. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2019, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8390 "2019-12-22T15:47:45Z")
> [@HelenGawn](#): > > I think I’ve figured this out. His family has replaced all the bulbs with blue-tinged ones so he thinks he’s got a great tan. That’s the thing, innit? LED lights should make him look _less_ orange, as opposed to incandescent bulbs that tend to have a lower colour temperature and make things look orange. ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2019, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8391 "2019-12-22T22:58:54Z")
Ah, but that’s the thing…incandescent make _everything_ look orange, so he looks like an actual human being. LEDs (and fluorescents) remove that bias. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2019, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8392 "2019-12-22T23:08:38Z")
> [@dasmoocher](#): > > … Photoshopped Trump Without His Fake Tan And Now I Can’t Sleep At Night Gets less sunshine than Dracula. ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2019, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8393 "2019-12-22T23:23:24Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > Gets less sunshine than Dracula. One is a bloodsucking demon that rejected God and Christ, and the other is a vampire. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2019, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8394 "2019-12-24T17:16:24Z")
> [@](#): > > **The Radical Left, Do Nothing Democrats have gone CRAZY. They want to make it as hard as possible for me to properly run our Country.** You’ve not properly run the country since you took office, when your side had control of both houses! ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2019, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8395 "2019-12-24T17:23:59Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > You’ve not properly run the country since you took office, when your side had control of both houses! Only thing that whiny little bitch has ever run properly is his spit flecked ugly fucking mouth. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2019, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8396 "2019-12-24T17:26:12Z")
And anything with his name on it, into the ground. ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2019, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8397 "2019-12-24T17:57:01Z")
> [@dasmoocher](#): > > It might be cruel and unusual punishment for the other prisoners if they don’t: > > [I Photoshopped Trump Without His Fake Tan And Now I Can’t Sleep At Night](https://www.buzzfeed.com/jenlewis/this-is-what-donald-trump-would-look-like-without-his-fake-t) What the word “gammon” was unwittingly invented for. ---
**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2019, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8398 "2019-12-24T18:09:41Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > You’ve not properly run the country since you took office, when your side had control of both houses! I bet that none of the previous 44 presidents have ever described their job as “running the country”, at least not out loud in public, and it would have been a scandal if they had. It’s buried so deep on the list of awful things about Trump that it just passes without notice. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2019, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8399 "2019-12-24T18:10:52Z")
> [@dasmoocher](#): > > It might be cruel and unusual punishment for the other prisoners if they don’t: > > [I Photoshopped Trump Without His Fake Tan And Now I Can’t Sleep At Night](https://www.buzzfeed.com/jenlewis/this-is-what-donald-trump-would-look-like-without-his-fake-t) Reminds me of [this Mother Jones article](https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/11/why-donald-trump-turned-orange/). ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2019, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8400 "2019-12-24T18:32:19Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > Only thing that whiny little bitch has ever run properly is his spit flecked ugly fucking mouth. It would seem that you are confused about which end you are looking at. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2019, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8401 "2019-12-24T21:39:24Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > Only thing that whiny little bitch has ever run properly is his spit flecked ugly fucking mouth. You have a yugely different definition of “properly”. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=419) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=421)