# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2019, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8402 "2019-12-24T22:35:33Z")

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> It would seem that you are confused about which end you are looking at.

It comes out both ends. Same stuff.

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**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2019, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8403 "2019-12-25T02:11:16Z")

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> [@enipla](#):
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> It comes out both ends. Same stuff.

Far more vile shit has left his mouth than comes out of a thousand thousand asses that drank the water on a mexican vacation.

That or

“he’s all ass - how can you tell the difference”

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**Author:** ![Unreconstructed\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/76d3ee/32.png) [@Unreconstructed\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unreconstructed_Man)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2019, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8404 "2019-12-28T04:59:11Z")

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Trump’s on a _serious_ tweeting spree right now. As of this post he’s tweeted/retweeted a total of 53 times in the last 24 hours. I think his last fraying thread of sanity is about to snap. Brace yourselves!

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2019, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8405 "2019-12-28T05:25:06Z")

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> [@Unreconstructed\_Man](#):
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> Trump’s on a _serious_ tweeting spree right now. As of this post he’s tweeted/retweeted a total of 53 times in the last 24 hours. I think his last fraying thread of sanity is about to snap. Brace yourselves!

It rained today when he was trying to golf. Have you heard of this rain? He’s studied it more than anybody. The fake news, they said, global warming, that’s the end of your rain, OK? It never rained when Obama was golfing, and people need to be looking at that very strongly.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2019, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8406 "2019-12-28T07:22:43Z")

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He RT’d the alleged whistleblower’s name. Fuck. Him

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2019, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8407 "2019-12-28T13:35:49Z")

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He couldn’t do the right thing if it was the only choice he had. Unfit for the office he holds is an understatement, and it has been clear since the beginning. Not only fuck him, but his enablers, each and every.

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**Author:** ![aurora\_maire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aurora_maire/32/328_2.png) [@aurora\_maire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aurora_maire)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2019, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8408 "2019-12-28T20:35:38Z")

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> [@bobot](#):
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> He couldn’t do the right thing if it was the only choice he had. Unfit for the office he holds is an understatement, and it has been clear since the beginning. Not only fuck him, but his enablers, each and every.

People support and enable dictators because they are afraid - they fear being imprisoned or killed. The republicans support and enable Trump because they are afraid…that he will say something mean about them. It’s so.fucking.pathetic.

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**Author:** ![Randolph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Randolph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Randolph)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2019, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8409 "2019-12-28T21:30:31Z")

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> [@Trump Tweet](#):
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> California and New York must do something about their TREMENDOUS Homeless problems. They are setting records! If their Governors can’t handle the situation, which they should be able to do very easily, they must call and “politely” ask for help. Would be so easy with competence!

Although it’s been said many times, many ways - Christ, what an asshole.

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**Author:** ![amarinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@amarinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarinth)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2019, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8410 "2019-12-29T00:24:59Z")

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> [@Randolph](#):
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> Although it’s been said many times, many ways - Christ, what an asshole.

This makes me want to call his bluff.

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**Author:** ![Kelby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a587f6/32.png) [@Kelby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kelby)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2019, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8411 "2019-12-29T00:30:01Z")

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> [@aurora\_maire](#):
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> People support and enable dictators because they are afraid - they fear being imprisoned or killed. The republicans support and enable Trump because they are afraid…that he will say something mean about them. It’s so.fucking.pathetic.

He wields tremendous power, but the man himself is a pussy.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2019, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8412 "2019-12-29T01:08:40Z")

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Trump knows all about being in competence.

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**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2019, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8413 "2019-12-29T06:56:05Z")

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> [@Skywatcher](#):
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> Trump knows all about being in competence.

Competence? Isn’t that that ghetto suburb of Los Angeles (a librul slum itself)? No way Trump would ever be associated with something like that!

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2019, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8414 "2019-12-29T07:20:13Z")

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> [@Randolph](#):
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> Although it’s been said many times, many ways - Christ, what an asshole.

Wait until he suggests shooting the homeless as the easiest and most practical solution

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**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2019, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8415 "2019-12-29T14:26:56Z")

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> [@Superdude](#):
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> Wait until he suggests shooting the homeless as the easiest and most practical solution

No. Slave labor. Arrest them all and put it them to work building the wall.

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**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2019, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8416 "2019-12-29T15:10:29Z")

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> [@Randolph](#):
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> Although it’s been said many times, many ways - Christ, what an asshole.

His plan for solving homelessness is in the same vault as the cheaper/better coverage health care plan and the solution to the various middle east quagmires.

He’s just waiting for the right time to bestow them on us.

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**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2019, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8417 "2019-12-29T15:43:36Z")

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> [@Folacin](#):
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> His plan for solving homelessness is in the same vault as the cheaper/better coverage health care plan and the solution to the various middle east quagmires.
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> He’s just waiting for the right time to bestow them on us.

You are looking at this wrong. You don’t solve problems. You just tell people the problems are solved and that you have done more to solve the problems than anyone else. Get a couple of lackeys to agree and spread it to the usual sources. Anything else is fake news and then you distract the public with some other outrageous nonsense. Repeat as long as you can get away with it, which as it turns out is quite a long time.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2019, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8418 "2019-12-29T16:04:41Z")

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> [@Folacin](#):
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> His plan for solving homelessness is in the same vault as the cheaper/better coverage health care plan and the solution to the various middle east quagmires.
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> He’s just waiting for the right time to bestow them on us.

He’s finally found a superhero he can emulate: Doctor Manhattan.

> [@DM](#):
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> This city is afraid of me…I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout “Save us!”… and I’ll look down and whisper “No.”

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**Author:** ![bmoak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9dc877/32.png) [@bmoak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bmoak)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2019, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8419 "2019-12-29T16:21:48Z")

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That quote is actually from Rorschach.

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**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2019, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8420 "2019-12-29T17:09:49Z")

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> [@Folacin](#):
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> His plan for solving homelessness is in the same vault as the cheaper/better coverage health care plan and the solution to the various middle east quagmires.
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> He’s just waiting for the right time to bestow them on us.

California _should_ call his bluff. The next effort by the federal government to solve homelessness would be the first.

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**Author:** ![Meme\_Chose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2acd7d/32.png) [@Meme\_Chose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meme_Chose)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2019, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8421 "2019-12-29T17:48:07Z")

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“So sad to see that New York City and State are falling apart. All they want to do is investigate to make me hate them even more than I should.”

How much SHOULD you hate them? Add in California, and he’s talking about nearly 20% of U.S. citizens.

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