# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2020, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8462 "2020-01-20T20:10:55Z")

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Well ask and ye shall receive, I guess. Trump has just got round to posting an “MLK jr DAY” (his grammar) Tweet, and it’s every bit as narcissistic as one might expect:

> [@Our beloved President](#):
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> t was exactly three years ago today, January 20, 2017, that I was sworn into office. So appropriate that today is also MLK jr DAY. African-American Unemployment is the LOWEST in the history of our Country, by far. Also, best Poverty, Youth, and Employment numbers, ever. Great!

BTW, what the heck are “Youth numbers”?

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**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2020, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8463 "2020-01-20T20:50:54Z")

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Classic Trumpian sleight of hand. Whenever he wants to pretend that he has support among African-Americans, he trots out the black unemployment rate. (You just know that if there was a way he could have pumped up the economy without African-Americans seeing any benefit at all, he’d have been fine with that.)

Similarly, whenever he tries to pretend that he cares about climate change he talks about how much he loves clean air and clean water. That’s Not. The Same. Thing.

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**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2020, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8464 "2020-02-01T21:29:14Z")

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What the actual fuck???

Did Trump just refer to QAnon as a legal scholar?

> <https://mobile.twitter.com/isDonaldTrump/status/1223649526323367937>

I have no words anymore.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2020, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8465 "2020-02-01T21:38:07Z")

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> [@Ann\_Hedonia](#):
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> What the actual fuck???
> 
> Did Trump just refer to QAnon as a legal scholar?
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> [https://mobile.twitter.com/isDonaldTrump/status/1223649526323367937](https://mobile.twitter.com/isDonaldTrump/status/1223649526323367937)
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> I have no words anymore.

When the POTUS calling for the impeachment of a former vice president isn’t the most ridiculous thing in a tweet, you know we’ve reached a dark, bonkerballs place in our nation’s history.

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**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2020, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8466 "2020-02-01T21:40:19Z")

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I’ve said it many times before, his tweets are enough to invoke the 25th.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2020, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8467 "2020-02-01T21:51:11Z")

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> [@Ann\_Hedonia](#):
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> What the actual fuck???
> 
> Did Trump just refer to QAnon as a legal scholar?
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> [https://mobile.twitter.com/isDonaldTrump/status/1223649526323367937](https://mobile.twitter.com/isDonaldTrump/status/1223649526323367937)
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> I have no words anymore.

That’s a parody account.

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2020, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8468 "2020-02-01T21:56:17Z")

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> [@Ann\_Hedonia](#):
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> What the actual fuck???
> 
> Did Trump just refer to QAnon as a legal scholar?
> 
> [https://mobile.twitter.com/isDonaldTrump/status/1223649526323367937](https://mobile.twitter.com/isDonaldTrump/status/1223649526323367937)
> 
> I have no words anymore.

He has the right to prosecute Biden… for what exactly?

And he won’t- for now? That’s a fascist, through and through. If someone should be prosecuted, you prosecute them. If they shouldn’t, then you don’t. You don’t hold it over their heads. That’s what authoritarians do. They use the law as a cudgel against their political opponents, rather than for the purpose of promoting justice and order.

ETA: Hmm, on edit, I see that Smapti is right. Still, no reason to waste a little bit of outrage, I’ll keep my words.

Speaking of which, Smatpi, the reason that I didn’t check to see was because it sounded so much like him. You are not behind that account, are you?

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**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2020, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8469 "2020-02-01T23:03:37Z")

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Sorry about that.I should’ve been more careful but the parodies usually don’t show up in my feed, I only follow a few people besides DJT

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**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2020, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8470 "2020-02-02T03:01:38Z")

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> [@Ann\_Hedonia](#):
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> Sorry about that.I should’ve been more careful but the parodies usually don’t show up in my feed, I only follow a few people besides DJT

Not really your fault - its hard to tell with Trump what is real and what is parody - they are so fucking close.

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2020, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8471 "2020-02-03T03:34:19Z")

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The Idiot-In-Chief just tweeted congratulations to the Kansas City Chiefs and “the great state of Kansas”.

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2020, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8472 "2020-02-03T03:40:32Z")

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[Aye; he did!](https://twitter.com/travisakers/status/1224172511732076545/photo/1)

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**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2020, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8473 "2020-02-03T03:50:53Z")

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As a Missourian, I think we should go with this. If we play our cards right we can stick Kansas with Hawley and Blunt.

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**Author:** ![Fiveyearlurker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@Fiveyearlurker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiveyearlurker)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2020, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8474 "2020-02-03T03:59:56Z")

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Dude spent millions on a Super Bowl advertisement, only to completely blow it because this is all anyone is going to talk about.

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**Author:** ![Fiveyearlurker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@Fiveyearlurker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiveyearlurker)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2020, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8475 "2020-02-03T04:07:31Z")

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Bust out the [Sharpie](https://twitter.com/MrJlumanji/status/1224174185607360512/photo/1).

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**Author:** ![mistymage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mistymage/32/459_2.png) [@mistymage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mistymage)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2020, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8476 "2020-02-06T22:16:41Z")

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I know a lot of you don’t “do” facebook but for those who do: What do you think of the propaganda being spewed by the official White House Facebook page? Today has been especially egregious.

> **[The White House](https://www.facebook.com/pg/WhiteHouse/posts/?ref=page_internal)**
>
> The White House. 9,648,060 likes · 83,743 talking about this · 2,128,965 were here. Welcome to the Biden-Harris White House.

(I put this here because FB is more similar to Twitter than the clusterfuck thread and I doubt it’s Trump himself running the page.)

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**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2020, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8477 "2020-02-06T22:37:58Z")

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Ugh. I feel like my phone has been infected just by opening f that link and exposing it to all that hogwash.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2020, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8478 "2020-02-06T22:48:57Z")

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I bet Murkowski is feeling a right nitwit about now.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2020, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8479 "2020-02-07T04:51:07Z")

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That is some mighty bad English on that fb page.

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**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2020, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8480 "2020-02-07T05:18:45Z")

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I use Facebook, but I’ve never followed the White House page before. Has it been so nakedly partisan under previous Presidents?

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2020, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8481 "2020-02-07T15:56:20Z")

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> [@Defensive\_Indifference](#):
>
> I use Facebook, but I’ve never followed the White House page before. Has it been so nakedly partisan under previous Presidents?

I haven either, but take a guess. :dubious:

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