# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2020, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8502 "2020-04-09T21:31:58Z")

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As one of the commenters put it: ~ America is counting dead bodies and Trump is counting his viewers.

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**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2020, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8503 "2020-04-09T22:22:16Z")

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He’s citing NYTimes numbers, but we all know they are fake news, too. He’s told us 100 times.

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2020, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8504 "2020-04-10T16:38:30Z")

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The Bloated Sack of Orange Crap continues:

**Because the T.V. Ratings for the White House News Conference’s are the highest, the Opposition Party (Lamestream Media), the Radical Left, Do Nothing Democrats &, of course, the few remaining RINO’S, are doing everything in their power to disparage & end them. The People’s Voice!**

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**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2020, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8505 "2020-04-10T20:37:33Z")

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> [@wguy123](#):
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> The Bloated Sack of Orange Crap continues:
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> **Because the T.V. Ratings for the White House News Conference’s are the highest, the Opposition Party (Lamestream Media), the Radical Left, Do Nothing Democrats &, of course, the few remaining RINO’S, are doing everything in their power to disparage & end them. The People’s Voice!**

Wouldn’t the voice of the people be going in the opposite direction?

Of course, he’s undoubtedly thinking Vox populi, vox dei…and that he’s speaking for God.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2020, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8506 "2020-04-10T22:39:52Z")

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> [@jsc1953](#):
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> Wouldn’t the voice of the people be going in the opposite direction?
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> Of course, he’s undoubtedly thinking Vox populi, vox dei…and that he’s speaking for God.

I’ve already pointed out on this board ages ago that damn dirty lying sack of dung only worships himself.

Anyone want to bet he goes ahead with the White House Easter egg hunt.

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2020, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8507 "2020-04-10T23:23:53Z")

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If he does, he won’t find any of them; he’s an idiot.

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**Author:** ![romansperson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/romansperson/32/17100_2.png) [@romansperson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/romansperson)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2020, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8508 "2020-04-11T00:53:52Z")

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> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#):
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> If he does, he won’t find any of them; he’s an idiot.

Heh. Melania cancelled it anyway.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2020, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8509 "2020-04-13T00:33:08Z")

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> [@](#):
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> [TheHill.com](https://thehill.com/homenews/media/492434-trump-blasts-chris-wallace-asks-what-the-hell-is-happening-to-fox-news)  
> **Trump blasts Chris Wallace, asks ‘what the hell is happening’ to Fox News**  
> By John Bowden - 04/12/20 04:40 PM EDT
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> President Trump lashed out at Fox News anchor Chris Wallace on Sunday, calling the “Fox News Sunday” host a “Mike Wallace wannabe,” a reference to Chris Wallace’s late father.
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> In a tweet following the program’s episode on Sunday, Trump quipped that it was a “new ballgame” at Fox News, his latest insinuation that the network’s coverage of his presidency has turned negative.
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> “Just watched Mike Wallace wannabe, Chris Wallace, on @FoxNews,” Trump tweeted. “I am now convinced that he is even worse than Sleepy Eyes Chuck Todd of Meet the Press(please!), or the people over at Deface the Nation. What the hell is happening to @FoxNews. It’s a whole new ballgame over there!”  
> …

Well, boo-fucking-hoo.

> [@](#):
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> …A representative from Fox News declined to comment but pointed to Wallace’s past responses to the president’s criticism and references to his father, the veteran CBS News journalist.
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> “To which my reaction is always: One of us has a daddy problem, and it’s not me,” Wallace quipped in response when asked about Trump’s tweets during a panel discussion.  
> …

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2020, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8510 "2020-04-13T00:59:55Z")

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^That’s pretty damn low to snidely make that comment to the son of a deceased reporter. And the son’s response is mighty classy and very on-point.

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**Author:** ![aurora\_maire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aurora_maire/32/328_2.png) [@aurora\_maire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aurora_maire)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2020, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8511 "2020-04-13T03:13:41Z")

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Trump has been tweeting a lot about One America News, apparently thinking he will make Fox News jealous. He is such a transparent idiot.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2020, 10:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8512 "2020-04-13T10:14:20Z")

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\*\*Trump retweets call to fire Anthony Fauci after the coronavirus expert says earlier measures ‘could have saved lives’ \*\*  
“Trump has often in the past shown his anger with critics [within](https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2018/11/28/18115986/trump-retweets-meme-imprisonment-rosenstein-obama-mueller) [his own](https://www.businessinsider.com/president-trump-twitter-over-60-retweets-saturday-attacking-mueller-and-russia-probe-2019-5) administration by retweeting the negative or taunting comments of others rather than saying anything himself. It allows him to cry “fake news” when the media interprets the retweeted material as reflecting his views.”

> **[White House denies Trump is considering firing Fauci despite his retweet of a...](https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2020/04/13/trump-fire-fauci-coronavirus/)**
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> A measured criticism by Anthony Fauci led a flurry of right-wing commentators to rebuke the nation’s top infectious disease expert.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2020, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8513 "2020-04-13T12:07:57Z")

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> [@aurora\_maire](#):
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> Trump has been tweeting a lot about One America News, apparently thinking he will make Fox News jealous. He is such a transparent idiot.

Well, when trump asks One America to the Prom, FOX will get the message loud and clear!

Surely I’m not the only person who has noticed that the moniker @OANN is a hop-skip-and-a-jump from “onanism”? Does that mean that this is the official designated network for jerkoffs and wankers?

I know, don’t call you Shirley.

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**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2020, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8514 "2020-04-13T12:39:16Z")

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I hope he fires Fauci and ‘reopens’ the country (whatever the hell that means).

Let us all deal with the consequences and process them.

And then, hopefully, that will be enough of an argument to take decisive action against the republican cult of white christian nationalists this November and start prosecuting them and throwing them in jail beginning in January!

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**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2020, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8515 "2020-04-13T12:40:13Z")

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Remember when presidents tried to act dignified. I wonder how Nixon would’ve used twitter.

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**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2020, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8516 "2020-04-13T12:47:09Z")

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My crazy Catholic Facebook friend has been reposting a lot of stuff from Rush about how the whole lock down was overblown and the so-called experts were all wrong.

So this appears to be the new right-wing Trump defense.

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2020, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8517 "2020-04-13T16:55:05Z")

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> [@Folacin](#):
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> My crazy Catholic Facebook friend has been reposting a lot of stuff from Rush about how the whole lock down was overblown and the so-called experts were all wrong.
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> So this appears to be the new right-wing Trump defense.

In other words, sticking their fingers in their ears and saying “Nyah Nyah Nyah?”

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2020, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8518 "2020-04-13T20:55:43Z")

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> [@SuntanLotion](#):
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> Remember when presidents tried to act dignified. I wonder how Nixon would’ve used twitter.

Dick pics.

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**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2020, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8519 "2020-04-13T22:38:24Z")

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Same defense.

1. Didn’t know the guy, never met him.  
There was no call.  
Never spent the night there so it couldn’t be true.  
Fake news.  
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2. I may have seen him once or twice (regarding pictures and posts of himself with the guy).  
I called but it was business.  
That’s not what we talked about (releases transcript of him talking about subject).  
Fine people on both sides.  
Fake news (reprise)  
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3. I may have had some interactions with him (personal lawyer/fixer/bagman).  
It was a perfect call, decision, many say it was genius.  
Fake news (reprise).  
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4. Everybody does/did it.  
Obama did it but I did it better.  
It’s not illegal.  
It’s not impeachable.  
It’s unconstitutional.  
Traitor(s).  
Fake news (reprise).  
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5. So what if I did it. Sue me.  
Article II says I can do anything.  
Subpoenas, testimony; not happening.  
Traitors (again), treason, Deep State, Pelosi, Hillary.  
Fake news (reprise).
6. I am not responsible.
7. Fire them all.

Summary: Deny, fake news, it was perfect, I did it - so what?  
SAD

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**Author:** ![Gorsnak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gorsnak/32/7587_2.png) [@Gorsnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorsnak)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2020, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8520 "2020-04-14T00:22:40Z")

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> [@bobot](#):
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> Dick pics.

To be fair, every picture of Nixon is a dick pic.

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**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2020, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8521 "2020-04-14T00:46:57Z")

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> [@Gorsnak](#):
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> To be fair, every picture of Nixon is a dick pic.

(snorts)

And you just gave me a [Letterkenny](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E55t0lnp_8M) ear worm. “To be faaaahrr…” “To be faaahr…”

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