# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2020, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8522 "2020-04-14T01:38:32Z")

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A tweet from today - complete with video -

“[The Media Minimized the Risk from the Start](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1249858152578920449)”

From the same IIC\* that said the media (and the democrats) were blowing up this hoax to hurt his presidency.

That spent the entire “press conference” telling about how little risk there was at the start (to the US).

(\*idiot in chief)

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2020, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8523 "2020-04-14T01:43:55Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> Surely I’m not the only person who has noticed that the moniker @OANN is a hop-skip-and-a-jump from “onanism”? Does that mean that this is the official designated network for jerkoffs and wankers?

Oh, certainly. not! I always refer to it as ONAN. For the reasons you say. Not one republican has commented. I think it goes right over their heads.

ONAN: for when Fox News isn’t whack doodle enough.

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2020, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8524 "2020-04-17T18:00:40Z")

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Orange Dipshit is going on a bonkers twitter tirade. 12 tweets in the last 4 hours, including three ones calling for people to revolt against their stay-at-home orders (that’s how I interpret it at least):

**LIBERATE MINNESOTA!**  
**LIBERATE MICHIGAN!**  
**LIBERATE VIRGINIA, and save your great 2nd Amendment. It is under siege!**

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**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2020, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8525 "2020-04-17T18:05:04Z")

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> [@wguy123](#):
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> Orange Dipshit is going on a bonkers twitter tirade. 12 tweets in the last 4 hours, including three ones calling for people to revolt against their stay-at-home orders (that’s how I interpret it at least):
> 
> **LIBERATE MINNESOTA!**  
> **LIBERATE MICHIGAN!**  
> **LIBERATE VIRGINIA, and save your great 2nd Amendment. It is under siege!**

Does Virginia have a 2nd Amendment of their own, different from everybody else’s?

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2020, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8526 "2020-04-17T18:40:18Z")

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“Today people started losing their jobs because of Crazy Nancy Pelosi, Cryin’ Chuck Schumer, and the Radical Left, Do Nothing Democrats, who should immediately come back to Washington and approve legislation to help families in America. End your ENDLESS VACATION!”

> <https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1251146022665048064>

Plus he’s going all in on attacking Cuomo today. Multiple crazy posts.

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**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2020, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8527 "2020-04-17T18:54:21Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> “Today people started losing their jobs because of Crazy Nancy Pelosi, Cryin’ Chuck Schumer, and the Radical Left, Do Nothing Democrats, who should immediately come back to Washington and approve legislation to help families in America. End your ENDLESS VACATION!”  
> [https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1251146022665048064](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1251146022665048064)
> 
> Plus he’s going all in on attacking Cuomo today. Multiple crazy posts.

If the Senate comes back from vacation then he won’t get the recess appointments that were so critical on Wednesday. He’s got the attention span of a goldfish.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2020, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8528 "2020-04-17T19:15:33Z")

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> [@wguy123](#):
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> Orange Dipshit is going on a bonkers twitter tirade. 12 tweets in the last 4 hours, including three ones calling for people to revolt against their stay-at-home orders (that’s how I interpret it at least):
> 
> **LIBERATE MINNESOTA!**  
> **LIBERATE MICHIGAN!**  
> **LIBERATE VIRGINIA, and save your great 2nd Amendment. It is under siege!**

I would fully support and donate to a news program that said “Trump said more stupid shit today, but we’re not going to quote it or comment on it. And now, some real news. . .”

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**Author:** ![amarinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@amarinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarinth)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2020, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8529 "2020-04-17T23:47:51Z")

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> [@jsc1953](#):
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> Does Virginia have a 2nd Amendment of their own, different from everybody else’s?

Well, yes. Every state has its own constitution and its own second amendment. From a very quick glance, Virginia’s may have something to do with not needing to own land in order to vote - which is something that Virginians should support. Sufferage is good. I’m happy to see the President promote expansion of voting rights.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2020, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8530 "2020-04-18T00:01:46Z")

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What did Pelosi allegedly do that so set him off?

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**Author:** ![steronz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steronz/32/11765_2.png) [@steronz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steronz)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2020, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8531 "2020-04-18T00:08:38Z")

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> [@wguy123](#):
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> Orange Dipshit is going on a bonkers twitter tirade. 12 tweets in the last 4 hours, including three ones calling for people to revolt against their stay-at-home orders (that’s how I interpret it at least):
> 
> **LIBERATE MINNESOTA!**  
> **LIBERATE MICHIGAN!**  
> **LIBERATE VIRGINIA, and save your great 2nd Amendment. It is under siege!**

It’s curious, Ohio has the same sort of lockdown order as those other states, we’ve also had Trump rally protests against said lockdown, as yet we don’t rate a LIBERATE OHIO tweet. I can only imagine why…

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**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2020, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8532 "2020-04-18T00:12:10Z")

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> [@jsc1953](#):
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> If the Senate comes back from vacation then he won’t get the recess appointments that were so critical on Wednesday. He’s got the attention span of a goldfish.

He probably just wants them back so he can force them to adjourn. Somebody just told him about a new toy in the constitution and he wants to try it out as soon as possible.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2020, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8533 "2020-04-18T00:12:32Z")

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> [@John\_DiFool](#):
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> What did Pelosi allegedly do that so set him off?

She doesn’t really have to do anything.

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2020, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8534 "2020-04-18T00:31:25Z")

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> [@wguy123](#):
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> Orange Dipshit is going on a bonkers twitter tirade. 12 tweets in the last 4 hours, including three ones calling for people to revolt against their stay-at-home orders (that’s how I interpret it at least):  
> **LIBERATE MINNESOTA!**  
> **LIBERATE MICHIGAN!**  
> **LIBERATE VIRGINIA, and save your great 2nd Amendment. It is under siege!**

> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> “Today people started losing their jobs because of Crazy Nancy Pelosi, Cryin’ Chuck Schumer, and the Radical Left, Do Nothing Democrats, who should immediately come back to Washington and approve legislation to help families in America. End your ENDLESS VACATION!”  
> [https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1251146022665048064](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1251146022665048064)  
> Plus he’s going all in on attacking Cuomo today. Multiple crazy posts.

> [@John\_DiFool](#):
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> What did Pelosi allegedly do that so set him off?

It may not have been Pelosi. It may be that someone informed him that on Monday, US District Judge Reggie Walton will be reviewing the unredacted Mueller Report:

> [@](#):
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> … U.S. District Judge Reggie Walton of the District of Columbia had ordered the Justice Department to turn over the report, in a ruling that sharply criticized U.S. Attorney General William Barr’s handling of the more than 400-page document. Walton said Barr displayed a “lack of candor” in his public rollout of the Mueller report, and the judge assailed the Justice Department leader for appearing to spin the Russia investigation’s findings “in favor of President Trump.”  
> “The court has grave concerns about the objectivity of the process that preceded the public release of the redacted version of the Mueller Report and its impacts on the department’s subsequent justifications that its redactions of the Mueller Report are authorized by the [Freedom of Information Act],” Walton said in his 23-page ruling March 5.
> 
> Justice Department lawyers submitted the report Monday, only to have Walton note that he will not be able to review the unredacted version until at least April 20, in light of an order issued by Chief Judge Beryl Howell that drastically limited the court’s operations amid the coronavirus crisis. …

> **[Virus Pandemic Delays Judge's Review of Unredacted Mueller Report | Law.com](https://www.law.com/nationallawjournal/2020/03/30/virus-pandemic-delays-judges-review-of-unredacted-mueller-report/?slreturn=20250709155456)**
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> "The judge's review of the Mueller report marks one of the most significant 'in camera' reviews in the history of the Freedom of Information Act," the advocacy group Electronic Protection Information Center, a plaintiff in the case, said.

and

> [@](#):
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> … EPIC in a statement said the judge’s review of the Mueller report “marks one of the most significant ‘in camera’ reviews in the history of the Freedom of Information Act.”
> 
> Joshua Burday of Loevy & Loevy, who’s representing Leopold, told Law360 on Tuesday, “We look forward to the court’s in camera review as soon as it is that can be safely done.”
> 
> The judge will examine the report and determine whether the redactions were made appropriately, and **indicate what information should be made public** in response to the FOIA suits’ demand for access.
> 
> … The consolidated case is Electronic Privacy Information Center v. U.S. Department of Justice, case number 1:19-cv-00810, in the U.S. District Court for the District of Columbia.

> **[Virus Delaying Court's Review Of Unredacted Mueller Report - Law360](https://www.law360.com/articles/1258985/virus-delaying-court-s-review-of-unredacted-mueller-report)**
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> A D.C. federal judge said ongoing court disruptions caused by the coronavirus pandemic is preventing him from immediately reviewing the unredacted version of former special counsel Robert Mueller's report on Russian interference in the 2016 U.S....

^ My emphasis. Trump will be fretting over this. And when he frets, he does stuff like attempting to foment violent overthrow of state governments…you know, like you do.

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**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2020, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8535 "2020-04-18T00:35:43Z")

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An aside, you call him the Orange meanie, but do you really want to see what he looks like without makeup

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2020, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8536 "2020-04-18T00:54:36Z")

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> [@SuntanLotion](#):
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> An aside, you call him the Orange meanie, but do you really want to see what he looks like without makeup

Are male inmates in any federal or state prison permitted to wear makeup? If not, then, yes, I do waht to see what he looks like wearing that kind of orange instead of what he’s wearing now.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2020, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8537 "2020-04-18T05:49:09Z")

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> [@John\_DiFool](#):
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> What did Pelosi allegedly do that so set him off?

She held office as a Democrat.

AND SHE’S STILL DOING IT!

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2020, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8538 "2020-04-18T05:52:37Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> Are male inmates in any federal or state prison permitted to wear makeup? If not, then, yes, I do waht to see what he looks like wearing that kind of orange instead of what he’s wearing now.

Um.

A satellite photo of the prison exercise yard should be fine. For me. Just put a little arrow on it indicating where he is. That’ll be fine.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2020, 9:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8539 "2020-04-18T09:38:33Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> Um.
> 
> A satellite photo of the prison exercise yard should be fine. For me. Just put a little arrow on it indicating where he is. That’ll be fine.

Actually, what I’m looking forward to is searching on “find a grave” for that twerp.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2020, 9:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8540 "2020-04-18T09:44:11Z")

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fuckin’ no-“like button”-having message board, _mumblegrumble_…

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**Post date:** [April 18, 2020, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8541 "2020-04-18T22:00:18Z")

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> [@wguy123](#):
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> Orange Dipshit is going on a bonkers twitter tirade. 12 tweets in the last 4 hours, including three ones calling for people to revolt against their stay-at-home orders (that’s how I interpret it at least):
> 
> **LIBERATE MINNESOTA!**  
> **LIBERATE MICHIGAN!**  
> **LIBERATE VIRGINIA, and save your great 2nd Amendment. It is under siege!**

I’m am deeply disappointed that he omitted [del]Kenya [/del]Hawaii. We are decidedly anti-republican (I believe there is one total for the entire state legislature - to his credit, he jokes that he’s on lots of committees). To be left out of the president’s fever dream must be disheartening to his [del]trolls[/del] supporters here in the islands.

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