# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 43
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2017, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/841 "2017-02-18T01:02:08Z")
> [@Aspenglow](#): > > There really is no depth to which he will not stoop. > > I remember well the cold shiver that went down my spine when he loudly, proudly, publicly entreated Russia to dig up and publish through Wikileaks Hillary’s “thirty thousand emails.” Couldn’t believe he got a pass from any segment of our citizenry then. Can’t believe he continues to get a pass from any segment of our citizenry now. \*\* It sickens me how ignorant so many are about the very foundations of our republic.\*\* > > He’s a complete treasonous fuck and the sooner he’s in prison for it, the better. I’d almost be willing to make an exception for one last rendition. Almost. Even worse are the leading Republicans fighting to save/kiss his ass. Chaffetz, who said he had two years worth of investigations of Clinton ready to go but says it would be an awful thing to investigate a fellow Republican for conspiring with the Russians. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2017, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/842 "2017-02-18T01:17:55Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Even worse are the leading Republicans fighting to save/kiss his ass. > > Chaffetz, who said he had two years worth of investigations of Clinton ready to go but says it would be an awful thing to investigate a fellow Republican for conspiring with the Russians. This. Some of us knew what kind of a man (I use the term loosely) Trump was. But the members of Congress who are sitting back in silence and letting him blather on, insult other countries, bait other nuclear powers. And the biggest culprit of them all is that lying, gutless, disgusting piece of scum, Mitch McConnell, who has had NO comment on Donald’s behavior at all. There isn’t a ring of hell deep enough for that man (again using the term loosely). ---
**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2017, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/843 "2017-02-18T01:31:44Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Even worse are the leading Republicans fighting to save/kiss his ass. > > Chaffetz, who said he had two years worth of investigations of Clinton ready to go but says it would be an awful thing to investigate a fellow Republican for conspiring with the Russians. I hold them equally responsible, and that’s where I’m bringing most of my pressure to bear. Letters/calls/emails to Republicans who need to heed their constituencies and do their jobs. I’m on 'em as often as I can be – and that’s a lot. ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2017, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/844 "2017-02-18T01:34:17Z")
> [@Aspenglow](#): > > He’s a complete treasonous fuck and the sooner he’s in prison for it, the better. I’d almost be willing to make an exception for one last rendition. Almost. For candles or for soap? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2017, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/845 "2017-02-18T01:35:37Z")
> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#): > > For candles or for soap? 😛 :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2017, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/846 "2017-02-18T02:24:10Z")
> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#): > > For candles or for soap? 😛 You would actually wash your balls with Trump Soap? Ewwwwww. Washing your pussy would be even more disgusting. The bar of soap might have some sort of…reaction. ---
**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2017, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/847 "2017-02-18T02:26:52Z")
> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#): > > You would actually wash your balls with Trump Soap? Ewwwwww. > > Washing your pussy would be even more disgusting. The bar of soap might have some sort of…reaction. My vagina just puckered up in retreat like a sea urchin at the very thought. Eeeuuuggh!!! Yep. Reaction!! ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2017, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/848 "2017-02-18T02:46:44Z")
> [@Aspenglow](#): > > My vagina just puckered up in retreat like a sea urchin at the very thought. Eeeuuuggh!!! > > Yep. Reaction!! Hmmm, Trump soap, or stay dirty… Call me Pigpen. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2017, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/849 "2017-02-18T04:18:15Z")
I must say that in one respect I find his twitter feed light years better than it was last year. Last year if you clicked a tweet to view replies mostly you’d see pics and memes that weren’t even on topic (IOW it mostly read like spam). Now for pretty much any tweet on top you’ll see at minimum a few strings of quality refutations. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2017, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/850 "2017-02-18T04:37:58Z")
> [@](#): > > The President of the United States of America tweeted: > > The FAKE NEWS media (failing @nytimes, @NBCNews, @ABC, @CBS, @CNN) is not my enemy, it is the enemy of the American People! That’s the second version. The first version left off ABC and CBS, and had the word “SICK” at the end. ---
**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2017, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/851 "2017-02-18T04:45:44Z")
> [@yezlles](#): > > I must say that in one respect I find his twitter feed light years better than it was last year. Last year if you clicked a tweet to view replies mostly you’d see pics and memes that weren’t even on topic (IOW it mostly read like spam). Now for pretty much any tweet on top you’ll see at minimum a few strings of quality refutations. It has been a while since he retweeted any memes from white supremacists. I guess now that Bannon is right there in the White House, Trump no longer needs to light up the Batshit Signal on Twitter. ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2017, 9:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/852 "2017-02-18T09:15:40Z")
“Batshit Signal” - ha! ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2017, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/853 "2017-02-19T05:17:36Z")
> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#): > > For candles or for soap? 😛 How about making a book cover for _The Communist Manifesto_ out of his skin? Any left over could go for a lampshade. ---
**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2017, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/854 "2017-02-22T04:48:50Z")
45 just cannot believe that all American citizens aren’t Republicans: > [@](#): > > The so-called angry crowds in home districts of some Republicans are actually, in numerous cases, planned out by liberal activists. Sad! Yes, Donald, some of those Republicans also have liberals within their districts. Yes, Donald, some of those liberals are angry, and yes, activism is legal and American. Yes, you TWIT, there are a lot of angry liberal activists, even in Republican districts, so it’s fair to call them “crowds.” Nothing so-called about it. ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2017, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/855 "2017-02-22T11:11:13Z")
> [@raventhief](#): > > Yes, Donald, some of those Republicans also have liberals within their districts. Yes, Donald, some of those liberals are angry, and yes, activism is legal and American. Yes, you TWIT, there are a lot of angry liberal activists, even in Republican districts, so it’s fair to call them “crowds.” Nothing so-called about it. In some decades like the 80s, when as a teenager I attended anti-nuke rallies, I’ve been skeptical about such gatherings having any effect. But this Trump guy makes this a no-brainer! We’re having a clear, direct, instantaneous effect on the President himself! This is awesome. Let’s keep these crowds going. We don’t have to devote every day of our lives to this – it obviously doesn’t take much to rattle the Orange Moron. But let’s keep this going. ---
**Author:** ![scudsucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scudsucker/32/14101_2.png) [@scudsucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scudsucker)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2017, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/856 "2017-02-24T11:59:39Z")
In counter-point to Mr. Trump’s verbose twitter account, in which he endeavours to blame everyone else; here’s an (allegedly) in-house twitter account blaming the White House. I cannot vouch for the authenticity but it is worth a look [https://twitter.com/@AngryWHStaffer](https://twitter.com/@AngryWHStaffer) ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2017, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/857 "2017-02-24T12:03:13Z")
I’m 99.9999% positive that is a fake account. Too detailed about too many things. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2017, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/858 "2017-02-24T15:09:31Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > I’m 99.9999% positive that is a fake account. Too detailed about too many things. The scary part is none of it is too ludicrous to be immediately dismissed. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Lance\_Turbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lance_turbo/32/6156_2.png) [@Lance\_Turbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lance_Turbo)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2017, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/859 "2017-02-25T23:09:37Z")
[Special snowflake seeks safe space.](http://www.cnn.com/2017/02/25/politics/trump-declines-to-attend-white-house-correspondents-dinner/index.html?adkey=bn) “‘I will not be attending the White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner this year,’ the President tweeted. ‘Please wish everyone well and have a great evening!’” ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2017, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/860 "2017-02-25T23:13:38Z")
> [@Lance\_Turbo](#): > > [Special snowflake seeks safe space.](http://www.cnn.com/2017/02/25/politics/trump-declines-to-attend-white-house-correspondents-dinner/index.html?adkey=bn) > > “‘I will not be attending the White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner this year,’ the President tweeted. ‘Please wish everyone well and have a great evening!’” It’s traditional for the reporters at some point to stand and toast the President. I can’t see this happening with our present so-called president. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=42) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=44)