# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2020, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8642 "2020-05-26T14:55:43Z")

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> [@enipla](#):
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> They’re gonna need something to put in his Presidential Library. Ya, know, that closet at Mar-a-Lago.

Kinda large for a thumb drive.

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**Author:** ![Bijou\_Drains](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bijou_drains/32/2814_2.png) [@Bijou\_Drains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bijou_Drains)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2020, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8643 "2020-05-26T14:55:56Z")

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they are not deleting the tweets about the intern who died .

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**Author:** ![MrAtoz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@MrAtoz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrAtoz)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2020, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8644 "2020-05-26T14:58:04Z")

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> [@enipla](#):
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> They’re gonna need something to put in his Presidential Library. Ya, know, that closet at Mar-a-Lago.

We joke about that. But as some of you probably know, the Federal government regularly publishes the [Public Papers of The Presidents](https://www.govinfo.gov/app/collection/PPP/), which compiles the various public statements and addresses of presidents going back to Herbert Hoover.

I am genuinely curious about whether Trump’s tweets will be included when it comes time to compile his public papers.

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**Author:** ![Bijou\_Drains](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bijou_drains/32/2814_2.png) [@Bijou\_Drains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bijou_Drains)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2020, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8645 "2020-05-26T15:01:53Z")

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he could use the whitehouse website to post his crap. I think I read somewhere his tweets are considered official statements so they would be included in his papers.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2020, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8646 "2020-05-26T15:03:18Z")

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> [@Bijou\_Drains](#):
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> Trump thinks big tech is against conservatives. If he’s banned it proves his point.

To MAGATS. Haven’t we done enough to try to placate them? I think the rest of the world would breath a sigh of relief and, quite possibly, take a better view of social media platforms for having finally done something they should have done a long time ago; Reduce the growing din of ignorance and hate emanating from the loudest and most prolific source.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2020, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8647 "2020-05-26T15:08:01Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> Kinda large for a thumb drive.

A very small thumb at that. Perhaps they could just shove it up Trump’s ass.

That way all the MAGATS will know exactly where to find it.

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2020, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8648 "2020-05-26T15:15:43Z")

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I’m pretty confident that the vast majority of Trump’s written work is on Twitter. I guess you could include his rambling bullshit ‘speeches’ and ‘press conferences’, but don’t know if that counts.

The only thing that goes through his brain is “Make Money, stay out of prison, round up idiots to applaud me”. Oh, I forgot one “my daughters are kinda hot”.

He couldn’t run a hot dog stand unless he got the mafia to help him. And as they found out, it still fails.

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2020, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8649 "2020-05-26T16:03:54Z")

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> [@Bijou\_Drains](#):
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> Trump thinks big tech is against conservatives. If he’s banned it proves his point.

He will use it as ammo no doubt. And come up with the Super Sekret internet monitoring council led by Jarad, Ivanka and Boss Hogg Bill Barr. The PYFF “Protecting You From Facts”

I donno, I guess I don’t want him banned. It gives a view of his addled brain. And perhaps a way for him to lash out without using the military.

Letting him implode, is better than explode.

He want’s attention more than anything else. It the Apprentice hadn’t been canceled we wouldn’t be in this mess. A stupid, vapid TV show that played to his need to look like he was in control and important. That’s why we are where we are. I blame NBC 😃

Next Trumps worry is having an accident caused by a certain hostile country that got him elected. And that he likely owes a boatload of money to.

Making money of course is next, and getting it while staying out of prison. Someone told him that this is the only way to do it.

What’s sad is that I very much doubt that the US would or could ever imprison a person that had been President. I bet Trump and Barr are working on such policy now.

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2020, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8650 "2020-05-26T16:05:24Z")

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> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> A very small thumb at that. Perhaps they could just shove it up Trump’s ass.
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> That way all the MAGATS will know exactly where to find it.

I wonder if there is room up there with the Senate.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2020, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8651 "2020-05-26T16:27:03Z")

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> [@enipla](#):
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> I wonder if there is room up there with the Senate.

He’s a yuuuge ass. Bigly.

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**Post date:** [May 26, 2020, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8652 "2020-05-26T17:01:55Z")

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So using the tragic death of a young woman to slander a critic, and trashing a veteran on Memorial day?

> [@Joseph N. Welch](#):
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> Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?

None whatsoever. The man is straight-up trash. Human shit.

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**Post date:** [May 26, 2020, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8653 "2020-05-26T17:29:21Z")

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> [@enipla](#):
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> I donno, I guess I don’t want him banned. It gives a view of his addled brain. And perhaps a way for him to lash out without using the military.
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> Letting him implode, is better than explode.

This. Banning him would be twofer for the GOP - proof that MSN/Big Tech/Elites are conspiring against real Americans, and remove a platform where I firmly hope/believe that he is hurting himself. I’m pretty sure Mitch wishes someone would take his damn phone away.

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2020, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8654 "2020-05-26T17:33:48Z")

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Awww, are Dotard’s fee-fees hurt?

> [@Pumpkinhead](#):
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> Some stories about the fact that in order to get outside and perhaps, even a little exercise, I played golf over the weekend. The Fake & Totally Corrupt News makes it sound like a mortal sin - I knew this would happen! What they don’t say is that it was my first golf in almost… …3 months and, if I waited 3 years, they would do their usual “hit” pieces anyway. They are sick with hatred and dishonesty. They are truly deranged! They don’t mention Sleepy Joe’s poor work ethic, or all of the time Obama spent on the golf course, often flying to… …Hawaii in a big, fully loaded 747, to play. What did that do to the so-called Carbon Footprint? He also played moments after the brutal killing by ISIS of a wonderful young man. Totally inappropriate - and it was me who shattered 100% of the ISIS Caliphate. I was left a MESS!

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**Post date:** [May 26, 2020, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8655 "2020-05-26T17:34:22Z")

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> [@BlankSlate](#):
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> None whatsoever. The man is straight-up trash. Human shit.

At least Hitler liked dogs.

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**Post date:** [May 26, 2020, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8656 "2020-05-26T19:49:49Z")

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> [@Steve\_MB](#):
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> Awww, are Dotard’s fee-fees hurt?

I’ve got to confess that imagining the sheer torture that not golfing for three whole months must have meant for Trump’s walnut-sized brain, kinda gives me the warm fuzzies.

Please don’t judge; I’ve gotta take my paltry ration of enjoyment wherever I can find it.

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**Post date:** [May 26, 2020, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8657 "2020-05-26T20:02:02Z")

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> [@enipla](#):
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> I donno, I guess I don’t want him banned. It gives a view of his addled brain. And perhaps a way for him to lash out without using the military.
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> Letting him implode, is better than explode.

That’s smart, and well-articulated. That’s going to get passed on to the Neighborhood Lefty Lawyers & Teachers Who Play Poker But With An App Now.

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**Post date:** [May 26, 2020, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8658 "2020-05-26T20:10:18Z")

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well at least we know accusing someone of murder is OK on twitter.

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**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2020, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8659 "2020-05-26T20:15:25Z")

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> [@Steve\_MB](#):
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> Awww, are Dotard’s fee-fees hurt?

The projection is amazing:

_Biden’s work ethic_–Trump sometimes doesn’t show up to his office until noon; watching cable news and tweeting most of the day. Some days he has one event on his schedule. I think I’ve seen a stat where Trump has spent about 20% of his time in office so far at his properties.

_The Media is sick with hatred and dishonesty_–from the guy who has told like, what is it now, 17,000 lies/untruths/false statements while he’s been in office. Not to mention Trump probably sympathizes with neo-Nazis and racists.

_Obama was golfing all the time_–Please, Trump’s already spent more time golfing than Obama did in eight years.

_Carbon footprint_–This coming from the guy who wants to roll-back as many environmental regulations as he can get away with.

_ISIS beheading_–Trump tweets this while golfing over the weekend as the US death toll nears 100,000

_Crushing ISIS_–Maybe not: [Islamic State is back and this time the west is ill-prepared to take it on](https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/may/24/islamic-state-is-back-and-this-time-the-west-is-ill-prepared-to-take-it-on)

Despite losing its caliphate and its leader, recent attacks show the militant group has begun to recover amid international disunity

Sun 24 May 2020

And, if Trump was really interested in getting exercise while golfing he could walk the course instead of riding his cart up on the greens.

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**Post date:** [May 26, 2020, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8660 "2020-05-26T21:33:39Z")

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> [@Bijou\_Drains](#):
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> If he did not ban Trump so far he’s not getting banned. And if Trump was banned he would just move to facebook, instagram, etc. His cult will follow him anywhere.

Judging by what I see from certain relatives on FaceBook, I’d have to say that his cult will go anywhere before he does.

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**Post date:** [May 26, 2020, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8661 "2020-05-26T22:26:28Z")

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[Twitter labels Trump’s tweets with a fact check for the first time](https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2020/05/26/trump-twitter-label-fact-check/)

> [@WaPo](#):
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> Twitter on Tuesday slapped a fact-check label on President Trump’s tweets for the first time, a response to long-standing criticism that the company is too hands-off when it comes to policing misinformation and falsehoods from world leaders.
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> The move, which escalates tensions between Washington and Silicon Valley in an election year, was made in response to two Trump tweets over the past 24 hours. The tweets falsely claimed that mail-in ballots are fraudulent. Twitter’s label says, “Get the facts about mail-in ballots,” and redirects users to news articles about Trump’s unsubstantiated claim.

It’s a start.

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