# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2020, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8722 "2020-05-28T18:37:56Z")

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> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#):
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> Ooooooo, another “executive order.” He LIKES signing those.

Gonna have to wake him up and get him away from the TV though…

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2020, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8723 "2020-05-28T18:55:09Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> \*If we stipulate that there have ever been Republicans who were good Americans (let alone good people), they existed so long ago that they’ve been dead for several years by now.
> 
> …

I cannot stipulate to this statement. It’s too extreme.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2020, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8724 "2020-05-28T18:56:05Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> I cannot stipulate to this statement. It’s too extreme.

Abraham Lincoln.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2020, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8725 "2020-05-28T19:05:12Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> Abraham Lincoln.

Love Abe. Your point?

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2020, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8726 "2020-05-28T22:11:31Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> Don’t you mean a “shit” in thinking on monetary policy? Now we need the pundits to sit on their stools for an hour and anal-yze exactly what he meant by this, amirite?
> 
> You joke (and I laughed so hard I almost… _you know_), but hasn’t it just about come to this?

Sit on their stools? Ewwww!

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**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2020, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8727 "2020-05-28T22:21:21Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> Sit on their stools? Ewwww!

[_South Park_ has it covered.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LD0k7cnj384)

Ewwww, indeed.

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**Author:** ![Skypist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skypist/32/169_2.png) [@Skypist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skypist)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2020, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8728 "2020-05-28T22:53:00Z")

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So, I wonder how many years it will take for the likely upcoming lawsuits to crawl their way through the courts?

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**Author:** ![slumtrimpet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@slumtrimpet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slumtrimpet)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2020, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8729 "2020-05-28T23:16:48Z")

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Wouldn’t it be fun if while this executive order/temper tantrum is winding it’s way through the courts, Twitter banned all political tweets and all tweets by politicians?

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2020, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8730 "2020-05-28T23:22:12Z")

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Imagine a tweet that looked like this:

> [@RealDotardTrump](#):
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> I have very large hands
> 
> (!) Get the facts about this user’s hands

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2020, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8731 "2020-05-28T23:33:11Z")

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The only good Republicans are dead republicans.  
Oh, what’s that, Republicans? Problem? The problem is on your end, see, you obviously are incapable of telling when I’m joking or being sarcastic. So fuck you.

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**Author:** ![mikecurtis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikecurtis/32/3284_2.png) [@mikecurtis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mikecurtis)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2020, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8732 "2020-05-29T00:30:50Z")

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> [@Steve\_MB](#):
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> Imagine a tweet that looked like this:

If you’re gonna do it, do it right. . .

> [@](#):
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> Originally Posted by RealDotardTrump
> 
> I have very large hands
> 
> [(!) Get the facts about this user’s hands](https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/sites/default/files/custom/Meena/TrumpsHand-outline.pdf)  
> or  
> [(!) Get the facts about this user’s hands](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/08/05/yes-donald-trumps-hands-are-actually-pretty-small/)

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**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2020, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8733 "2020-05-29T01:29:27Z")

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Fuck it. If I were Jack, I’d ban him. Tell him to go to Instagram. Why waste time on lawsuits?

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2020, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8734 "2020-05-29T02:19:47Z")

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Isn’t Twitter a private business (not that the damn dirty lying sack of dung has any idea of what _private_, let alone _business_, means)? I can see them “exercising our right to refuse service to anyone”. Last I checked, “orange jackass” is not a protected class.

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**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2020, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8735 "2020-05-29T02:59:00Z")

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Anyone of us can compile a list of untruths and conspiracy theories on his twitter account in a few minutes. Twitter should Simply put a list of his latest bullshit tweets and those that are violent in content. Tell him to apologize for the tweets and his account reinstated.

That’s my dream. Successful business people smothering the rants of a failed business person.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2020, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8736 "2020-05-29T05:57:25Z")

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> [@Loser Donald](#):
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> I can’t stand back & watch this happen to a great American City, Minneapolis. A total lack of leadership. Either the very weak Radical Left Mayor, Jacob Frey, get his act together and bring the City under control, or I will send in the National Guard & get the job done right… …These THUGS are dishonoring the memory of George Floyd, and I won’t let that happen. Just spoke to Governor Tim Walz and told him that the Military is with him all the way. Any difficulty and we will assume control but, when the looting starts, the shooting starts. Thank you!

Perhaps they should’ve brought assault rifles and been complaining about Applebee’s being closed.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2020, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8737 "2020-05-29T07:29:29Z")

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Speaking of a total lack of leadership, you damn dirty lying sack of dung…

_The above, of course, is addressed to that cantaloupe-colored clown in the White House._

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**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2020, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8738 "2020-05-29T08:25:12Z")

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From TwitterComms:

> [@](#):
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> We have placed a public interest notice on this Tweet from  
> @realdonaldtrump.  
> This Tweet violates our policies regarding the glorification of violence based on the historical context of the last line, its connection to violence, and the risk it could inspire similar actions today.  
> We’ve taken action in the interest of preventing others from being inspired to commit violent acts, but have kept the Tweet on Twitter because it is important that the public still be able to see the Tweet given its relevance to ongoing matters of public importance.  
> As is standard with this notice, engagements with the Tweet will be limited. **People will be able to Retweet with Comment, but will not be able to Like, Reply or Retweet it.**

{emphasis mine}  
They’re referencing Trump’s “looting starts, the shooting starts” tweet.  
[Twitter thread starts here.](https://twitter.com/TwitterComms/status/1266267446979129345?s=20)  
Trump is going to go ballistic

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**Author:** ![aurora\_maire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aurora_maire/32/328_2.png) [@aurora\_maire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aurora_maire)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2020, 8:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8739 "2020-05-29T08:35:39Z")

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Originally Posted by Loser Donald  
I can’t stand back & watch this happen to a great American City, Minneapolis. A total lack of leadership. Either the very weak Radical Left Mayor, Jacob Frey, get his act together and bring the City under control, or I will send in the National Guard & get the job done right… …These THUGS are dishonoring the memory of George Floyd, and I won’t let that happen. Just spoke to Governor Tim Walz and told him that the Military is with him all the way. Any difficulty and we will assume control but, when the looting starts, the shooting starts. Thank you!

> [@Smapti](#):
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> Perhaps they should’ve brought assault rifles and been complaining about Applebee’s being closed.

Twitter has hidden this tweet with this message: “This tweet violated the Twitter Rules about glorifying violence. However, Twitter has determined that it may be in the public’s interest for the tweet to remain accessible.” You have to hit “view” to see the tweet. Get out the popcorn.

> **[Twitter flags Trump tweet on Minneapolis for 'glorifying violence'](https://www.cnbc.com/2020/05/29/twitter-flags-trump-tweet-on-minneapolis-for-glorifying-violence.html)**
>
> Twitter slapped a "public interest notice" on a tweet from President Trump, saying it violated its rules on glorifying violence.

I see galen ubal types faster than I do. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2020, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8740 "2020-05-29T11:41:55Z")

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> [@galen\_ubal](#):
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> From TwitterComms:{emphasis mine}
> 
> > [@](#):
> >
> > We have placed a public interest notice on this Tweet from  
> > @realdonaldtrump.  
> > This Tweet violates our policies regarding the glorification of violence based on the historical context of the last line, its connection to violence, and the risk it could inspire similar actions today.  
> > We’ve taken action in the interest of preventing others from being inspired to commit violent acts, but have kept the Tweet on Twitter because it is important that the public still be able to see the Tweet given its relevance to ongoing matters of public importance.  
> > As is standard with this notice, engagements with the Tweet will be limited. People will be able to Retweet with Comment, but will not be able to Like, Reply or Retweet it.
> 
> They’re referencing Trump’s “looting starts, the shooting starts” tweet.  
> [Twitter thread starts here.](https://twitter.com/TwitterComms/status/1266267446979129345?s=20)  
> Trump is going to go ballistic

First, I hope my color-blind self got the right color for your emphasis above.

Next, oh, yeah. He’ll have a major conniption fit when it’s explained to him that nobody can “like” his literary diarrhea.

Of course he’s completely clueless that’s he is part of the reason all of this is happening now.

> [@aurora\_maire](#):
>
> Originally Posted by Loser Donald  
> I can’t stand back & watch this happen to a great American City, Minneapolis. A total lack of leadership. Either the very weak Radical Left Mayor, Jacob Frey, get his act together and bring the City under control, or I will send in the National Guard & get the job done right… …These THUGS are dishonoring the memory of George Floyd, and I won’t let that happen. Just spoke to Governor Tim Walz and told him that the Military is with him all the way. Any difficulty and we will assume control but, when the looting starts, the shooting starts. Thank you!
> 
> Twitter has hidden this tweet with this message: “This tweet violated the Twitter Rules about glorifying violence. However, Twitter has determined that it may be in the public’s interest for the tweet to remain accessible.” You have to hit “view” to see the tweet. Get out the popcorn.
> 
> [https://www.cnbc.com/2020/05/29/twitter-flags-trump-tweet-on-minneapolis-for-glorifying-violence.html](https://www.cnbc.com/2020/05/29/twitter-flags-trump-tweet-on-minneapolis-for-glorifying-violence.html)
> 
> I see galen ubal types faster than I do. 🙂

So, it’s official now, I guess. The damn dirty lying sack of dung really does want to be the head of a military dictatorship, exactly like his fucking heroes: Putin, Kim, and, you guessed it, Hitler.

Want to know what’s actually dishonoring Floyd’s memory? The damn dirty lying sack of dung trying to misappropriate it for his own political glory. What’s dishonoring the memory of every Black or non-white person killed under the color of authority or killed with no fear of legal consequences is the president of the country calling Nazis, Klansmen, and other assorted white supremacists “very fine people”, hiring the aforementioned scum of humanity, and every single other racist, bigoted, and insane stunt he’s pulled since he cheated his way into office.

Why are people rioting over this? There’s already proof that the damn dirty lying sack of dung will pardon someone for flat out murdering people he doesn’t like. In that case, it was a Muslim prisoner. So, what’s the likelihood that he would not pardon the cops if they get convicted of murdering someone else he doesn’t like, this time a Black man? I’m going to go with zero on that.

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**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2020, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8741 "2020-05-29T11:56:06Z")

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**Monty** , when people are doing the emphasis thing, I have trouble seeing just bolding, so I use colours as well. I’d specifically picked blue to avoid confusing the colour-blind. _Mea culpa_ :smack: Maybe I’ll try italics next time…  
FTR, the emphasized text was:  
“People will be able to Retweet with Comment, but will not be able to Like, Reply or Retweet it.”

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