# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2020, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8742 "2020-05-29T12:27:45Z")

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Fuck. Trump. All his stupid tweet will do is stir up the mouthbreathing morons in the suburbs. There has already been at least one incident of a MAGAmoron trying to drive through the protests in a jacked up pick’m’up truck, Trump stickers plastered all over, driver shouting ignorant crap at people. When his truck was pelted with rocks, he played victim. Fuck him. Fuck Trump.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2020, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8743 "2020-05-29T13:12:09Z")

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> [@galen\_ubal](#):
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> **Monty** , when people are doing the emphasis thing, I have trouble seeing just bolding, so I use colours as well. I’d specifically picked blue to avoid confusing the colour-blind. _Mea culpa_ :smack: Maybe I’ll try italics next time…  
> FTR, the emphasized text was:  
> “People will be able to Retweet with Comment, but will not be able to Like, Reply or Retweet it.”

I have trouble seeing bolding, too. Not in favor of colors as sometimes the contrast with background is not strong enough, so I often use underlining. I think everyone can see that.

Carry on.

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2020, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8744 "2020-05-29T14:03:14Z")

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On top of his racist and violence inciting tweets of the last few hours, he just tweeted (this is it in it’s entirety):

**CHINA!**

WTF? He is a despicable fucking moron.

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**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2020, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8745 "2020-05-29T14:31:21Z")

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> [@wguy123](#):
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> On top of his racist and violence inciting tweets of the last few hours, he just tweeted (this is it in it’s entirety):
> 
> **CHINA!**
> 
> WTF? He is a despicable fucking moron.

Which is pronounced **JY-na!** , of course.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2020, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8746 "2020-05-29T14:41:12Z")

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> [@wguy123](#):
>
> On top of his racist and violence inciting tweets of the last few hours, he just tweeted (this is it in it’s entirety):
> 
> **CHINA!**
> 
> WTF? He is a despicable fucking moron.

No, it’s Chinet!

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2020, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8747 "2020-05-29T14:45:11Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> \*If we stipulate that there have ever been Republicans who were good Americans (let alone good people), they existed so long ago that they’ve been dead for several years by now.
> 
> That is, all of the Republicans who can be characterized with the word “good” are dead by now.
> 
> IOW, **The only good Republican is a DEAD Republican**. This is not to imply that causing the death of a current Republican will render that Republican “good.” That ship has sailed.\*
> 
> Anybody care to hazard a guess as to which part of the above gets pulled as the money quote?

If that’s what was meant, then it would have been better expressed as, “The only good Republicans are now dead.” If someone is imprecise in his choice of words – I’m lookin’ at _you_, Donny – he has only himself to blame when the money quote is not what he meant.

Maybe Donny should lay off of the four-dimensional chess when even [checkers](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Checkers_speech) is beyond his grasp.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2020, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8748 "2020-05-29T15:11:36Z")

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He’s playing quadruple [cranko](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v57JsLXHFEk).

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2020, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8749 "2020-05-29T15:14:35Z")

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**The National Guard has arrived on the scene. They are in Minneapolis and fully prepared. George Floyd will not have died in vain. Respect his memory!!!**

:eek: It just gets worse and worse.

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**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2020, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8750 "2020-05-29T15:16:16Z")

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> [@wguy123](#):
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> **The National Guard has arrived on the scene. They are in Minneapolis and fully prepared. George Floyd will not have died in vain. Respect his memory!!!**
> 
> :eek: It just gets worse and worse.

And the countdown to a Kent State re-enactment starts in 3…2…

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**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2020, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8751 "2020-05-29T15:21:21Z")

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Not Trump, but his social media director:

“Twitter is targeting the President of the United States 24/7, while turning their heads to protest organizers who are planning, plotting, and communicating their next moves daily on this very platform. Twitter is full of shit - more and more people are beginning to get it”

Where does he post this argument? On Twitter, of course. Is that irony, or idiocy, or something else?

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**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2020, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8752 "2020-05-29T15:27:19Z")

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He’s an idiot and inveterate liar.

There’s 500 Minnesota National Guard units activated, mostly to protect firefighters and emergency medical personnel as they go out. Why would anybody think the governor of Minnesota, who has been more or less reasonable through the whole deal, would call them up to violently suppress his own citizens? And of all people, why would anybody take Donald Trump’s word on it?

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**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2020, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8753 "2020-05-29T15:34:09Z")

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> [@DesertDog](#):
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> Maybe Donny should lay off of the four-dimensional chess when even [checkers](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Checkers_speech) is beyond his grasp.

[The former official said he doesn’t think Trump is playing “the sort of three-dimensional chess people ascribe to decisions like this. More often than not he’s just eating the pieces.”](https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/tariniparti/trump-allies-dont-see-three-dimensional-chess-in-dinesh)

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**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2020, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8754 "2020-05-29T15:35:48Z")

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> [@dasmoocher](#):
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> [The former official said he doesn’t think Trump is playing “the sort of three-dimensional chess people ascribe to decisions like this. More often than not he’s just eating the pieces.”](https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/tariniparti/trump-allies-dont-see-three-dimensional-chess-in-dinesh)

Or like playing chess with a pigeon…

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**Author:** ![tricoteuse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tricoteuse/32/4334_2.png) [@tricoteuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tricoteuse)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2020, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8755 "2020-05-29T15:40:31Z")

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> [@Slash1972](#):
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> Not Trump, but his social media director:
> 
> “Twitter is targeting the President of the United States 24/7, while turning their heads to protest organizers who are planning, plotting, and communicating their next moves daily on this very platform. Twitter is full of shit - more and more people are beginning to get it”
> 
> Where does he post this argument? On Twitter, of course. Is that irony, or idiocy, or something else?

I think the word “tragicomedy” was invented just for this!

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2020, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8756 "2020-05-29T16:51:01Z")

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> [@Sicks\_Ate](#):
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> Or like playing chess with a pigeon…

Well, pigeons are capable of learning…

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2020, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8757 "2020-05-29T18:09:17Z")

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> [@tricoteuse](#):
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> I think the word “tragicomedy” was invented just for this!

Yes, and it fills me with apocalaughter.

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**Author:** ![Bijou\_Drains](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bijou_drains/32/2814_2.png) [@Bijou\_Drains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bijou_Drains)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2020, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8758 "2020-05-29T18:16:53Z")

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Taylor Swift went after Trump today on twitter. She said he stokes white supremacy.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2020, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8759 "2020-05-29T18:20:17Z")

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> [@Bijou\_Drains](#):
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> Taylor Swift went after Trump today on twitter. She said he stokes white supremacy.

Shit just got REAL.

😉

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2020, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8760 "2020-05-29T19:04:26Z")

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Twitter just put a warning over the tweet of a Chinese official who claimed that Covid-19 came from the United States.

Oh, and Ted Cruz wants Twitter investigated for illegal activities.

> **[Ted Cruz calls for criminal investigation into Twitter](https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/ted-cruz-twitter-criminal-investigation/)**
>
> Cruz alleges the company is violating U.S. sanctions against Iran by allowing Iranian leaders to have social media accounts.

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2020, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8761 "2020-05-29T19:05:40Z")

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> [@QuickSilver](#):
>
> Shit just got REAL.
> 
> 😉

Not until she writes a song about him. Then it is ON!

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