# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 445
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2020, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8882 "2020-06-12T11:31:33Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > Not only that, but the whole premise is stupid. > > Yes, it was a “walk in the park” for heavily armed soldiers to confront and push aside unarmed peaceful demonstrators. Wow, what a surprise. What brave, brave soldiers and “SS” men. I bet they have no trouble beating and pummeling and shooting unarmed people. Well, it’s true enough from the standpoint that at various points the Nat Guard were indeed walking. In a park. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2020, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8883 "2020-06-12T12:26:26Z")
And don’t forget the “walk on private property to desecrate the church there”. ---
**Author:** ![septimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/septimus/32/410_2.png) [@septimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/septimus)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2020, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8884 "2020-06-12T12:59:59Z")
Making fun of Trump’s tweets? Don’t you know that Trump’s DoJ has sued in federal court to treat these tweets as official U.S. government pronouncements? > [@JohnT](#): > > Fuck this guy and any fuckwit who still supports him: > > “Buffalo protester shoved by Police could be an ANTIFA provocateur. 75 year old Martin Gugino was pushed away after appearing to scan police communications in order to black out the equipment. @OANN I watched, he fell harder than was pushed. Was aiming scanner. Could be a set up?” > > [https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1270333484528214018?s=19](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1270333484528214018?s=19) > [@MSNBC](#): > > … For senators to say they don’t comment on presidential tweets is effectively no different from senators saying they don’t comment on official presidential statements – and if that seems foolish, it’s because it is. > > Postscript: The deranged Buffalo conspiracy theory reached Trump’s attention by way of a writer who’s reportedly moonlighted as a reporter for a Russian propaganda outlet. It led to a Washington Post analysis about the **“frequent overlap” between the American president’s bizarre ideas and propaganda from Moscow.** ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2020, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8885 "2020-06-12T14:03:58Z")
> [@Originally Posted by MSNBC](#): > > …Postscript: The deranged Buffalo conspiracy theory reached Trump’s attention by way of a writer who’s reportedly moonlighted as a reporter for a Russian propaganda outlet. It led to a Washington Post analysis about the “frequent overlap” between the American president’s bizarre ideas and propaganda from Moscow. Russia is getting Trump to say stupid shit just for the LOL. Waiting for “The Moon is made of cheese, many people are saying that.” ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2020, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8886 "2020-06-12T14:28:21Z")
> [@carlb](#): > > I try not to be in the predictions game, because…\, but this will never get to SCOTUS, and probably won’t ever see a courtroom. It’s typical Trumpian bullyshitting (I just made up that word - opinions?)… Doesn’t matter if it goes anywhere, let alone into a courtroom. The important thing is that FOX viewers saw him sticking [del]it to[/del] up for them! Yeah, you tell that big nasty CNN where to get off!! If it wins a coupla votes, then it was worth it. ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2020, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8887 "2020-06-12T14:56:06Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > Not only that, but the whole premise is stupid. > > Yes, it was a “walk in the park” for heavily armed soldiers to confront and push aside unarmed peaceful demonstrators. Wow, what a surprise. What brave, brave soldiers and “SS” men. I bet they have no trouble beating and pummeling and shooting unarmed people. And the Holocaust was just a little trip out to the country. ---
**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2020, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8888 "2020-06-12T21:46:53Z")
> [@septimus](#): > > Making fun of Trump’s tweets? Don’t you know that Trump’s DoJ has sued in federal court to treat these tweets as official U.S. government pronouncements? The problem here is that some of the CFSG’s staffers have access to the twitter account and occasionally send out grammatically correct and lucid tweets under the @realdumpsterfire #moron #adultdiaperswhome byline. Early on, a number of government departments (DoD specifically) rightly kicked back with the note that, “We don’t take direction or orders from tweets; there are procedures in place to provide notifications.” While in quotation marks, just a paraphrase by me. I could see the drooling idiot using the, “It wasn’t me” defense in the future. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2020, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8889 "2020-06-13T14:48:01Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > Not only that, **Czarcasm** , I don’t believe he had any conversations with any soldier at all on this issue. He’s just a damn liar. Sure he did. They came to him with tears in their eyes saying, “Thank you sir, for giving us the opportunity to crack some heads.” ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2020, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8890 "2020-06-13T15:00:58Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > Hell, I’m exhausted all the time now, too. The reason? The current administration is tiring me out! It seems that every minute of every day with Trump is just more “oh shit what the fuck is it now”. He needs to choke on a “hamberder” and die already. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2020, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8891 "2020-06-14T08:32:36Z")
After Trump’s minimally embarrassing video of him gingerly walking down a ramp after his West Point Address - which most people would have forgotten about by later this afternoon - he decided he needed to clear the air. This is an actual Tweet from the president of our country. I literally checked three times to make sure I wasn’t responding to a parody account. > [@](#): > > **Tweet by Trump:** > The ramp that I descended after my West Point Commencement speech was very long & steep, had no handrail and, most importantly, was very slippery. The last thing I was going to do is “fall” for the Fake News to have fun with. Final ten feet I ran down to level ground. Momentum! ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2020, 10:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8892 "2020-06-14T10:07:06Z")
> [@DesertDog](#): > > Sure he did. They came to him with tears in their eyes saying, “Thank you sir, for giving us the opportunity to crack some heads.” On the contrary; [the National Guard unlike the police were very unhappy](https://www.politico.com/news/2020/06/09/national-guard-protests-309932) about getting dragged into this mess. It was a serious blow to their morale. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2020, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8893 "2020-06-14T10:28:53Z")
> [@solost](#): > > \*“THOSE THAT DENY THEIR HISTORY ARE DOOMED TO REPEAT IT!” > \* > As if trump knows the first thing about history. He thinks Confederate generals were “winners”. His people know history. They took notes. > [@Czarcasm](#): > > SS? > > _ **S Fucking S??** _ > > I hereby declare that “Godwin’s Law” no longer applies to Trump and/or his administration. Godwin agrees. > ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2020, 11:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8894 "2020-06-14T11:12:10Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > After Trump’s minimally embarrassing video of him gingerly walking down a ramp after his West Point Address - which most people would have forgotten about by later this afternoon - he decided he needed to clear the air. This is an actual Tweet from the president of our country. I literally checked three times to make sure I wasn’t responding to a parody account. I watched the video of his ramp walk and it seems he measures feet in the same way he measures…well other things. Or so I’ve heard. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2020, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8895 "2020-06-14T13:19:15Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > On the contrary; [the National Guard unlike the police were very unhappy](https://www.politico.com/news/2020/06/09/national-guard-protests-309932) about getting dragged into this mess. It was a serious blow to their morale. I can imagine! These guys did not sign on for this kind of duty! ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2020, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8896 "2020-06-14T13:44:26Z")
> [@dasmoocher](#): > > I don’t know about that. There’s videos of cops walking down the street and firing rubber bullets at people on their front porches. And, I believe the priests at St. John’s in DC were on theirs gassed before Trump’s photo op: > > [Episcopal priest describes being gassed and overrun by police at Lafayette Square church](https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/episcopal-priest-describes-being-gassed-and-overrun-by-police-at-lafayette-square-church/2020/06/02/c5dbb282-a4ed-11ea-bb20-ebf0921f3bbd_story.html) I’m not surprised, after all, you can be asleep in your bed and they will come in and shoot you - and get away with it. Even if they did a no-knock on the WRONG HOUSE. So of course they can “get you” on your front steps. For a fucking photo op by Bunkerbitch McBonespurs ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2020, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8897 "2020-06-14T14:52:36Z")
> [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](#): > > I watched the video of his ramp walk and it seems he measures feet in the same way he measures…well other things. Or so I’ve heard. Thank god he wasn’t confronted with actual _stairs._ He would have shied back like a frightened mule. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2020, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8898 "2020-06-14T15:05:11Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > On the contrary; [the National Guard unlike the police were very unhappy](https://www.politico.com/news/2020/06/09/national-guard-protests-309932) about getting dragged into this mess. It was a serious blow to their morale. I figured with the _tears in their eyes_ and _sir_ parts I wouldn’t need a sarcasm tag. I see I was wrong. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2020, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8899 "2020-06-14T15:24:09Z")
I can relate to Napsalone Boneyspurs in a couple ways. First, I never learned in the Disco Era how to gracefully move in 3" heels. Then again, he’s had decades to practice. Second, I also have trouble drinking one-handed, but here I have a stroke to blame. Maybe Don should admit his so he can dribble without fear of ridicule. ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2020, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8900 "2020-06-14T15:30:04Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > I can imagine! These guys did not sign on for this kind of duty! Agree. Just leave that new fence around the White House up. Toss in a few hamberders a day and be done with this mess. ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2020, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/8901 "2020-06-14T15:31:16Z")
> [@dropzone](#): > > I can relate to Napsalone Boneyspurs in a couple ways. First, I never learned in the Disco Era how to gracefully move in 3" heels. Then again, he’s had decades to practice. > > Second, I also have trouble drinking one-handed, but here I have a stroke to blame. Maybe Don should admit his so he can dribble without fear of ridicule. He needs a silly straw. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=444) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=446)