# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 46
**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2017, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/901 "2017-03-04T17:47:18Z")
I have a little more faith in our national intelligence apparatus – that if they wanted to tap Trump’s phones, Breitbart / Trump certainly would never have known it. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2017, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/902 "2017-03-04T18:25:44Z")
I hear buy decide to have a bacun, letus and tomatoe sandwitch for lunch. ---
**Author:** ![Biffster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biffster/32/339_2.png) [@Biffster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffster)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2017, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/903 "2017-03-04T19:16:54Z")
I ordered some stuff on Amazon. It should be hereby next Tuesday. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2017, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/904 "2017-03-04T19:29:07Z")
> [@Biffster](#): > > I ordered some stuff on Amazon. It should be hereby next Tuesday. > Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk I understand Amazon will start taking phone orders in the near future. It will be offered as the Hear Buy service. ---
**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2017, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/905 "2017-03-04T19:30:04Z")
> [@Biffster](#): > > I ordered some stuff on Amazon. It should be hereby next Tuesday. > Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk I think the word you’re looking for is hearby. ---
**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2017, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/906 "2017-03-04T19:42:44Z")
If I were Obama, I’d sue him. Character defamation. Something! The day this Frito-Lay Turd gets on a stand to be questioned for anything would be a great place to start the impeachment. ---
**Author:** ![Fiveyearlurker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@Fiveyearlurker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiveyearlurker)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2017, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/907 "2017-03-04T20:25:14Z")
Is it worse for Trump if there was actually a FISA warrant and he just revealed that on Twitter, or if there wasn’t and he’s just a crazy person? Either way, his tweets today don’t bode well for him. ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2017, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/908 "2017-03-04T20:28:47Z")
> [@snoe](#): > > All true. **But it’s even more meaningless than that**. See Kevin Drum’s explanation here: [Donald Trump Obliterates the Deficit! – Mother Jones](http://www.motherjones.com/kevin-drum/2017/02/donald-trump-obliterates-deficit). Basically, **monthly deficit numbers are meaningless because they reflect huge variances in tax collection month-to-month**. > > I didn’t know this, but it’s not that strange for the feds to actually run a surplus in a given month. If I’m reading Drum’s graph correctly, it happened about 20 times during Obama’s two terms - roughly one month out of five. Besides April, when all of us who pay taxes on an annual basis cough up (if we’re not owed refunds), the other months that show a lot of surpluses are June, September, and January, when payments are made by those who make estimated payments on a quarterly basis, and for some reason December. So the January surplus is due to Trump’s remarkable ability to fail to scare quarterly filers into hiding their money under their mattresses rather than making their usual quarterly payments. Astounding! ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2017, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/909 "2017-03-04T20:45:18Z")
> [@dropzone](#): > > Yeah, but [he’s Canadian.](https://www.google.com/search?num=30&newwindow=1&client=tablet-android-lenovo&ei=dS66WPrDB-T4jwS9sJ0o&q=norm+macdonald&oq=norm+&gs_l=mobile-gws-serp.1.0.0j0i67k1j0l3.7856.12495.0.16651.23.15.0.1.1.0.236.2245.1j8j4.13.0....0...1c.1j4.64.mobile-gws-serp..16.6.1083.0..0i131k1.SNe08wKMJdo) Plenty of room for his kind up there. I thought he was from [Boston](https://www.google.com/search?num=30&newwindow=1&client=tablet-android-lenovo&ei=dS66WPrDB-T4jwS9sJ0o&q=norm+macdonald&oq=norm+&gs_l=mobile-gws-serp.1.0.0j0i67k1j0l3.7856.12495.0.16651.23.15.0.1.1.0.236.2245.1j8j4.13.0....0...1c.1j4.64.mobile-gws-serp..16.6.1083.0..0i131k1.SNe08wKMJdo#newwindow=1&q=norm+cheers&*) ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2017, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/910 "2017-03-04T21:09:40Z")
> [@Locrian](#): > > If I were Obama, I’d sue him. Character defamation. Something! The day this Frito-Lay Turd gets on a stand to be questioned for anything would be a great place to start the impeachment. I was just wondering if Obama could sue our lying sack-of-shit “president.” ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2017, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/911 "2017-03-04T22:27:40Z")
> [@Locrian](#): > > If I were Obama, I’d sue him. Character defamation. Something! The day this Frito-Lay Turd gets on a stand to be questioned for anything would be a great place to start the impeachment. To sue successfully, they’d have to prove that someone took Trump seriously. At this point, that would probably be hard. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2017, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/912 "2017-03-04T22:46:31Z")
Nothing heard from the White House in the 12 or so hours since that last series of tweets. I wonder if Traitor Trump broke into the liquor cabinet last night and is sleeping it off now. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2017, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/913 "2017-03-04T23:11:29Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > Nothing heard from the White House in the 12 or so hours since that last series of tweets. I wonder if Traitor Trump broke into the liquor cabinet last night and is sleeping it off now. He’s busy golfing. It’s only costing taxpayers $75,000/hole. ---
**Author:** ![Fiveyearlurker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@Fiveyearlurker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiveyearlurker)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2017, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/914 "2017-03-04T23:25:32Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > Nothing heard from the White House in the 12 or so hours since that last series of tweets. I wonder if Traitor Trump broke into the liquor cabinet last night and is sleeping it off now. He’s supposedly a teetotaler, and it’s strangely one of the few things that I might believe about him. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2017, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/915 "2017-03-04T23:40:03Z")
> [@Fiveyearlurker](#): > > He’s supposedly a teetotaler, and it’s strangely one of the few things that I might believe about him. What would happen if someone got alcohol into him with a recording device nearby? What tales would he tell? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2017, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/916 "2017-03-04T23:58:09Z")
Trump supporters are gathering in numbers to make their support known! "At the nation’s capital, nearly a hundred people stood in the shadow of the Washington Monument to peacefully demonstrate their solidarity with the president. > **[Trump supporters across the nation gather for 'March 4 Trump'](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/march-4-trump-supporters-gather-cities-across-nation-n729121)** > > At the nation's capital, nearly a hundred people stood in the shadow of the Washington Monument to demonstrate their solidarity with the president. ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2017, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/917 "2017-03-05T00:04:49Z")
> [@bobot](#): > > Trump supporters are gathering in numbers to make their support known! > > "At the nation’s capital, nearly a hundred people stood in the shadow of the Washington Monument to peacefully demonstrate their solidarity with the president. > > ['March 4 Trump' Supporters Gather in Cities Across the Nation](http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/march-4-trump-supporters-gather-cities-across-nation-n729121) Probably paid by Russia. ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2017, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/918 "2017-03-05T00:21:36Z")
Cheapskates. The Democrats can apparently afford to hire millions of people at $1500 a head to demonstrate against him. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2017, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/919 "2017-03-05T01:32:01Z")
> [@Fiveyearlurker](#): > > He’s supposedly a teetotaler, and it’s strangely one of the few things that I might believe about him. Maybe this job has driven him to drink. Reports on CNN are he is livid about Sessions recusing himself and that this weekend is the angriest anyone has ever seen Traitor Trump. ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2017, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/920 "2017-03-05T01:35:43Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > Maybe this job has driven him to drink. Reports on CNN are he is livid about Sessions recusing himself and that this weekend is the angriest anyone has ever seen Traitor Trump. Maybe he’ll demand his resignation. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=45) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=47)