# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 463
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2020, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9243 "2020-08-13T14:20:24Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > Jeepers. Word salad? more like word hash. Word gumbo. Salad contaminated with coliform bacteria from all the bullshit sprinked on it. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2020, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9244 "2020-08-13T14:40:43Z")
> [@Sherrerd](#): > > Holtz also compared college football players playing amid COVID-19 concerns to American soldiers storming the beaches of Normandy during World War II. Well, since the belligerents of WWII had to call it off because of the 1917 pandemic, as so memorably explained by Gluttonous Leader, that analogy may not mean what he thinks it means. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2020, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9245 "2020-08-13T16:12:26Z")
Classy as always: > Very poor morning TV ratings for MSDNC’s Morning Joe, headed by a complete Psycho named Joe Scarborough and his ditzy airhead wife, Mika, and also @CNN, headed by complete unknowns. Congratulations to @foxandfriends on dominating the mornings (thank you President Trump!). ---
**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2020, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9246 "2020-08-13T16:21:53Z")
So apparently instead of reading his daily intelligence briefings, he’s reading the cable news Neilsens. Because that’s the one that’s important for his job. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2020, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9247 "2020-08-13T16:25:54Z")
> [@GIGObuster](#): > > Ok, [Tsar sauce](https://www.epicurious.com/recipes/member/views/czar-dressing-52324201) then. The prep instructions, _bur stick still smooth and creamy_ kind of sound like a Russian bot. ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2020, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9248 "2020-08-14T00:36:31Z")
> [@Steve\_MB](#): > > > [@Sherrerd](#): > > > > Holtz also compared college football players playing amid COVID-19 concerns to American soldiers storming the beaches of Normandy during World War II. > > Well, since the belligerents of WWII had to call it off because of the 1917 pandemic, as so memorably explained by Gluttonous Leader, that analogy may not mean what he thinks it means. ‘Gluttonous Leader.’ It works, though for a half-second I saw it as ‘Glutenous Leader,’ which would be something else. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2020, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9249 "2020-08-14T01:53:59Z")
I just posted this in the Biden/VP thread: Trump the lesser (Eric) liked a tweet on Wednesday that read: “Raise your hand if you think Harris was a whorendous pick. May have misspelled,” [https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/eric-trump-likes-tweet-calling-kamala-harris-whorendous-pick/ar-BB17VRtD](https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/eric-trump-likes-tweet-calling-kamala-harris-whorendous-pick/ar-BB17VRtD) ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2020, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9250 "2020-08-14T02:02:29Z")
I have no doubt that Eric knows how to spell “whore”. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2020, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9251 "2020-08-14T07:57:00Z")
The things you have to do in that family to be considered “the stupid one”… ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2020, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9252 "2020-08-14T18:22:03Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > President Trump: > > Well, if you look at the manifesto that they’ve come up with, and if you look at their stance on religion and things having to do very importantly with aspects of religion and faith, I don’t think a man of deep religion would be agreeing to the Bernie Sanders plan. You take a look at what they have in, and you can’t put that into the realm of a religious group of people. I will say that. And I think it’s one of the reasons why, if you look at polls, which I’m not a big believer in polls. If I was, I guess I wouldn’t be standing here right now. And by the way, our poll numbers are going up very rapidly, as you know. And Joe’s are going down very rapidly. He’ll have to come out of the basement, it looks like pretty soon. Because it’s one of those things. > > But no, if you look at the manifesto. I call it the manifesto, a lot of people are calling it the manifesto. My opinion is further left than where Bernie was before. So normally he’d be left and you’d bring it somewhere a little bit toward the center. But some of the things that they have down there, and I’m not only talking in terms of religion, I’m not talking even in terms of religion. But some of the things they have in the agreement made, and this wasn’t agreement made by Bernie Sanders and Joe, it’s a terrible thing. It would be a terrible thing for our country. It will destroy our country. We will go into a depression. We will put on regulation. We will double and triple taxes. It will be terrible for healthcare. Just terrible. You’ll have 180 million people lose their healthcare. It will be a terrible, terrible thing for our country. Okay. Yeah, please. Yeah. This is a man desperately trying to squeeze every word he’s ever known as a response to any questions he’s ever asked as a way of hiding the fact that he didn’t understand the question, and wouldn’t know the answer even if he did. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2020, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9253 "2020-08-14T18:29:02Z")
This vile little punk-ass is way overdue for a serious fucking beating. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2020, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9254 "2020-08-14T19:22:16Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > This vile little punk-ass is way overdue for a serious fucking beating I couldn’t have said it better. Easily the most worthless member of the lot, and that’s saying something. ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2020, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9255 "2020-08-14T19:47:28Z")
He’s spewing lies on Twitter at the moment, all with the tag line “DEMOCRATS ARE HOLDING THIS UP!” 🙄 Here’s some samples: > [@Fucking Pusbag](#): > > I have directed [@stevenmnuchin1](https://twitter.com/stevenmnuchin1) to get ready to send direct payments ($3,400 for family of four) to all Americans. DEMOCRATS ARE HOLDING THIS UP! > [@Bloated Idiot](#): > > I am ready to have [@USTreasury](https://twitter.com/USTreasury) and [@SBA](https://twitter.com/SBA) send additional PPP payments to small businesses that have been hurt by the ChinaVirus. DEMOCRATS ARE HOLDING THIS UP! > [@CFSG](#): > > I am ready to send more money to States and Local governments to save jobs for Police, Fire Fighters, First Responders, and Teachers. DEMOCRATS ARE HOLDING THIS UP! > [@America's Ceaușescu](#): > > I am ready to send $105B to the states to help open schools safely with additional PPE. DEMOCRATS ARE HOLDING THIS UP! > [@Lying Bastard](#): > > I am ready to send Rental Assistance payments to hardworking Americans that have been hurt by the ChinaVirus. DEMOCRATS ARE HOLDING THIS UP! Gimme a break. Where are his much-bragged about negotiating skills? Where were he and the GOP from May until the end of July? Where is the GOP now? Go fuck yourself, Donnie. ---
**Author:** ![HelenGawn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@HelenGawn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HelenGawn)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2020, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9256 "2020-08-14T23:45:33Z")
Where are the executive orders? ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2020, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9257 "2020-08-15T00:02:53Z")
> [@HelenGawn](#): > > Where are the executive orders He’ll be signing them in about two weeks. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2020, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9258 "2020-08-15T01:13:33Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > He’ll be signing them in about two weeks. That’s about the same time the virus will just up and disappear, right? ---
**Author:** ![BippityBoppityBoo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bippityboppityboo/32/5745_2.png) [@BippityBoppityBoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BippityBoppityBoo)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2020, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9259 "2020-08-15T01:16:35Z")
And he’ll be debuting his New! Healthcare! Plan! as promised oh so many times. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2020, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9260 "2020-08-15T01:19:30Z")
I don’t have a twitter account but I plan to sign up when he loses for just one message: GOOD RIDDANCE! ---
**Author:** ![tripthicket](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripthicket/32/297_2.png) [@tripthicket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tripthicket)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2020, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9261 "2020-08-15T02:18:13Z")
> That’s about the same time the virus will just up and disappear, right? Like a mirror-nickel! (wish I remembered how to properly quote… ) ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Greenjeans](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.greenjeans/32/551_2.png) [@Mr.Greenjeans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Greenjeans)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2020, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9262 "2020-08-15T13:21:52Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > > [@Smapti](#): > > > > He’ll be signing them in about two weeks. > > That’s about the same time the virus will just up and disappear, right? He told us that’ll happen when the weather gets warmer. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=462) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=464)