# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2020, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9263 "2020-08-15T13:44:44Z")

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> [@Mr.Greenjeans](#):
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> He told us that’ll happen when the weather gets warmer.-

Hmmm… if it gets any warmer, we won’t have to worry about COVID or checks or the election or anything because we’ll all have expired from heat exhaustion. It’s supposed to be 105 here today. 🥵

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2020, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9264 "2020-08-15T13:48:08Z")

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Yeah, but it’s always 105 there. Warmer, warmer, man, warmer!

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2020, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9265 "2020-08-15T17:57:08Z")

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> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> This is a man desperately trying to squeeze every word he’s ever known as a response to any questions he’s ever asked as a way of hiding the fact that he didn’t understand the question, and wouldn’t know the answer even if he did.

I said a couple years ago he sounds like a 5th grader giving a book report on a book he never cracked the cover of.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2020, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9266 "2020-08-15T18:09:06Z")

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> [@Jack\_Batty](#):
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> Yeah, but it’s always 105 there. Warmer, warmer, man, warmer!

We’ve broken a record of days where the temperature here has exceeded 110-degrees this year – [34](https://www.fox10phoenix.com/news/nws-2020-breaks-record-for-number-of-110-degree-days-in-a-year-for-phoenix) (so far).

The average (day and night) temperature for July was 90-degrees, a new record for the month.

If heat’s going to kill the Rona, it’s not working here.

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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2020, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9267 "2020-08-15T19:59:56Z")

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What is the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a Chickpea?

trump has never had a garbanzo bean on his face.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2020, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9268 "2020-08-15T22:17:55Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> You think he really knows who Barron is?

Hell, do you think he even cares about Barron’s accomplishments?

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**Author:** ![mtnmatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a3d4f5/32.png) [@mtnmatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mtnmatt)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2020, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9269 "2020-08-15T22:39:25Z")

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Ha ha ha - My teenage daughter literally just asked me that honest question last night so thanks for providing an answer

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**Author:** ![Bookkeeper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bookkeeper/32/281_2.png) [@Bookkeeper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bookkeeper)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2020, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9270 "2020-08-16T04:29:05Z")

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The virus seems to survive just fine at 98.6º.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2020, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9271 "2020-08-17T04:40:17Z")

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Individual retweets that “Democrat” cities should just rot.  
['Let them rot': The supposed U.S. president retweets attack on 'Democrat cities'](https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2020/8/16/1969779/--Let-them-rot-The-supposed-U-S-president-retweets-attack-on-Democrat-cities)?

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**Author:** ![John\_Bredin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/96bed5/32.png) [@John\_Bredin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Bredin)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2020, 8:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9272 "2020-08-17T08:47:43Z")

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Trump to city: Drop dead.  
City: You first. 🤬

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**Author:** ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2020, 8:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9273 "2020-08-17T08:50:11Z")

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Are there any cities he doesn’t consider “Democrat” cities?

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**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2020, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9274 "2020-08-17T10:58:33Z")

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Dallas and Jacksonville.

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**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2020, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9275 "2020-08-17T12:24:03Z")

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> [@JKellyMap](#):
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> Dallas and Jacksonville

(Actually I have no idea what he “considers,” but these two cities were highlighted in a factual-data thread a few months ago about the largest US city that is more “red” than “blue.”)

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**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2020, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9276 "2020-08-17T13:51:23Z")

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It’s likely a common entry on his expense vouchers.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2020, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9277 "2020-08-18T01:32:53Z")

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> [@Loser Donald](#):
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> Some states use ‘drop boxes’ for the collection of Universal Mail-In Ballots. So who is going to ‘collect’ the Ballots, and what might be done to them prior to tabulation? A Rigged Election? So bad for our Country. Only Absentee Ballots acceptable!

Just wait until he finds out where you put your ballot when you vote in-person.

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2020, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9278 "2020-08-18T13:08:40Z")

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He’s gone full Smeagol-and-Gollum on us:

```
SAVE THE POST OFFICE!
4:18 PM · Aug 17, 2020
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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2020, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9279 "2020-08-18T13:54:37Z")

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Trump wants to save the Post Office from himself?

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**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2020, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9280 "2020-08-18T14:06:18Z")

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It’s like Trump’s brain is stuck 1970s New York.

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**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2020, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9281 "2020-08-18T14:08:37Z")

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I’m really beginning to wonder if Trump isn’t finally starting to lose touch with reality a little. We’ve often remarked that he’s been losing it for a while, but this is starting to get worrisome. I remember an article I read a few years ago titled Nixon and the Bomb, or something to that effect, which discussed some pretty frightening shit in Nixon’s final days in office, as he felt the walls of impeachment (and the possible justice to follow) closing in on him.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2020, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9282 "2020-08-18T14:22:04Z")

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> [@asahi](#):
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> I remember an article I read a few years ago titled Nixon and the Bomb, or something to that effect, which discussed some pretty frightening shit in Nixon’s final days in office, as he felt the walls of impeachment (and the possible justice to follow) closing in on him.-

And I don’t have a cite for this (but I’ll look for it – on my way out the door) ISTR that when Goldwater went to the WH to lower the boom on Nixon, the guy who carries the nuclear football did not go, lest Nixon be tempted to do something rash.

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