# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 467
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2020, 8:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9323 "2020-09-01T08:42:29Z")
> [@Sherrerd](#): > > I would bet ONE MILLION DOLLARS that Trump has been asking his minions to find a way to shut down Twitter entirely. Or at least to accomplish some personal harassment of CEO Jack Dorsey Poor guy might want to look into security given the rabid nature of too many of the crappy carrot’s minions. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2020, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9324 "2020-09-01T08:44:16Z")
> [@Ann\_Hedonia](#): > > I hope it goads him enough for him to try to ride a bike in public. I’d pay money to see that. Maybe he’ll even wear Lycra bike shorts, he’s so egotistical he’d probably think he looks great in them. Richard Jeni discussed such individuals in his _Platypus Man_ special. ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2020, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9325 "2020-09-01T13:15:14Z")
Is this what you were trying to link to? > **[Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 13, 2015 | GoComics.com](https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2015/11/13)** > > Pig: Why does Jef the cyclist always have to wear spandex? > Rat: I guess he thinks spandex is flattering to the human body. > Stephan: Well, guess who took up cycling. > Pig: My eyes can't un-see that. > Stephan: If only Staci could see me now. > Rat: ... ---
**Author:** ![Mickyfinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e19b73/32.png) [@Mickyfinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mickyfinn)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2020, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9326 "2020-09-01T14:06:32Z")
RIP Richard. You made me laugh. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2020, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9327 "2020-09-01T14:45:57Z")
Yeah. Poor guy. I absolutely loved the _Platypus Man_ special. Truer words were never spoken. Such a sad way 'twas the way he went. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2020, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9328 "2020-09-01T18:41:22Z")
Is Pastis still living in a basket on Staci’s front step? ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2020, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9329 "2020-09-01T18:50:06Z")
No; he thankfully stopped that storyline long ago. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2020, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9330 "2020-09-01T21:30:21Z")
In his defense, though, Staci’s mom has got it going on… ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2020, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9331 "2020-09-02T00:38:52Z")
[Er, yeah…](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SuspiciouslySpecificDenial) > ---
**Author:** ![lum\_s\_husband](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lum_s_husband/32/3698_2.png) [@lum\_s\_husband](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lum_s_husband)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2020, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9332 "2020-09-02T00:41:46Z")
Look, everyone knows that the Presnit has fewer strokes than anyone. That’s why he’s won so many championships! ---
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2020, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9333 "2020-09-02T15:21:03Z")
I’m torn between if this is better posted here or in [The Lincoln Project](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-lincoln-project/853550/184) thread, but a recent LP video ad, one of those “audience of one” ads, clearly hit its mark. trump on twitter: > We had FAR more people (many millions) watching us at the RNC than did Sleepy Joe and the DNC, and yet an ad just ran saying the opposite. This is what we’re up against. Lies. But we will WIN! The ad: [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/hjydniIywzc/maxresdefault.jpg "Ratings") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjydniIywzc) ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2020, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9334 "2020-09-05T05:41:57Z")
> [@lum\_s\_husband](#): > > Look, everyone knows that the Presnit has fewer strokes than anyone. That’s why he’s won so many championships! I think it’s pretty well known among some porn stars that Chump makes fewer strokes than anyone. ---
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2020, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9335 "2020-09-06T13:05:56Z")
The President of the United States takes to twitter to encourage his supporters to harass Steve Job’s widow, because she owns a majority share in The Atlantic. Our president is a common thug: > Steve Jobs would not be happy that his wife is wasting money he left her on a failing Radical Left Magazine that is run by a con man (Goldberg) and spews FAKE NEWS & HATE. Call her, write her, let her know how you feel!!! ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2020, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9336 "2020-09-06T14:22:26Z")
> [@solost](#): > > The President of the United States takes to twitter to encourage his supporters to harass Steve Job’s widow, because she owns a majority share in The Atlantic. Our president is a common thug: He’s acting like the bully he’s always been. A bully that may have a 6th grade education. To imagine what he will be like if he gets re-elected is the stuff of nightmares. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2020, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9337 "2020-09-06T14:22:57Z")
“And find out where she hid the keys to the strawberry locker!” 🤪 ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2020, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9338 "2020-09-06T14:24:52Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > I think it’s pretty well known among some porn stars that Chump makes fewer strokes than anyone. I thought he just pointed at the hole, says “that’s a gimmee” and walks away. ---
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2020, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9339 "2020-09-06T14:28:33Z")
> [@enipla](#): > > > [@solost](#): > > > > The President of the United States takes to twitter to encourage his supporters to harass Steve Job’s widow, because she owns a majority share in The Atlantic. Our president is a common thug: > > He’s acting like the bully he’s always been. A bully that may have a 6th grade education. To imagine what he will be like if he gets re-elected is the stuff of nightmares. Dr. Fauci and his family have been getting death threats from trump’s crazy supporters. How much worse will it be for Mrs. Jobs when trump is specifically calling on them to harass her? I’m genuinely concerned for her safety. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2020, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9340 "2020-09-06T19:30:54Z")
He’s also threatening to withhold federal funding of California schools if they teach from the 1619 Project. ---
**Author:** ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2020, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9341 "2020-09-06T19:59:13Z")
> [@solost](#): > > Dr. Fauci and his family have been getting death threats from trump’s crazy supporters. How much worse will it be for Mrs. Jobs when trump is specifically calling on them to harass her? I’m genuinely concerned for her safety. Mrs. Jobs has sufficient money that she could (and probably should) hire private security. She shouldn’t have to, but at least she has the means to do so. > [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > He’s also threatening to withhold federal funding of California schools if they teach from the 1619 Project. He’s also threatening to withhold money from them because of “Democrat cities”, sanctuary cities, and because parts of the state are on fire. At this point, California probably shouldn’t expect any money from a Trump administration. As the world’s fifth largest economy I think they’ll manage to survive. but honest to Og if California decided to secede over this shit I think they might have a valid moral basis to do so even if the legality would be questionable. Also, the ad at the bottom of the page as I write this proclaims THE OFFICIAL PRESIDENT TRUMP APPROVAL POLL WILL BE LIVE FOR THE NEXT HOUR! START NOW! Not sure algorithm that put that there has actually read the thread. Also, no indication of where I can mail my stool sample to be tallied for the poll. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2020, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9342 "2020-09-07T01:42:56Z")
> [@Broomstick](#): > > Also, no indication of where I can mail my stool sample to be tallied for the poll. 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue would be my guess. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=466) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=468)