# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 470
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2020, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9383 "2020-10-06T12:38:17Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > That’s why you’re here and that’s why we love you. Thanks ThelmaLou! Just takin’ one for the team. > [@k9bfriender](#): > > I assume it was in relation to this This is another reason I hate trump even more, because he’s making me not like myself for turning me into the kind of person who hopes he has a relapse that ruins all this crowing “trump beats Covid” BS, and I don’t want to be that person. ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2020, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9384 "2020-10-06T12:53:48Z")
You and me both, my friend. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2020, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9385 "2020-10-06T13:12:00Z")
> [@solost](#): > > Thanks ThelmaLou! Just takin’ one for the team. I appreciate it. I have a weak constitution. 🙄 > [@solost](#): > > This is another reason I hate trump even more, because he’s making me not like myself for turning me into the kind of person who hopes he has a relapse that ruins all this crowing “trump beats Covid” BS, and I don’t want to be that person. I understood every word of that, and sadly, it describes me, too. BUT I DO HOPE HE HAS A FLAMING, SCREAMING MELTDOWN RELAPSE IN FRONT OF TV CAMERAS! Whew. 😳 ---
**Author:** ![BippityBoppityBoo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bippityboppityboo/32/5745_2.png) [@BippityBoppityBoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BippityBoppityBoo)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2020, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9386 "2020-10-06T13:15:19Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > BUT I DO HOPE HE HAS A FLAMING, SCREAMING MELTDOWN RELAPSE IN FRONT OF TV CAMERAS! How will we tell? (Me too in wishing for gibbering relapse) ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2020, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9387 "2020-10-06T17:31:02Z")
> [@BippityBoppityBoo](#): > > How will we tell? He’ll collapse in a sweating, vomiting, defecating heap in mod-sentence. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2020, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9388 "2020-10-06T17:49:03Z")
> [@DesertDog](#): > > He’ll collapse in a sweating, vomiting, defecating heap in mod-sentence. Does mod-sentence mean being forced to share a jail cell with “Scooter” Libby? ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2020, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9389 "2020-10-06T17:53:34Z")
Naw, it’ll be when he’s complaining that Steve Scully is being unfair. 😳 ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2020, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9390 "2020-10-06T17:59:32Z")
I don’t know, but it could be his tweet (and FB post) about COVID. > **[Trump Covid post deleted by Facebook and hidden by Twitter](https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-54440662)** > > Twitter hid an identical post saying virus was less lethal than the flu season in most populations. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2020, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9391 "2020-10-06T18:12:04Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > Twitter hid an identicaI post saying virus was less lethal than the flu season in most populations. Maybe that’s true, in populations where they take it seriously, and act accordingly. ---
**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2020, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9392 "2020-10-06T18:24:08Z")
Oh, so Don Jr finally read a copy of the will? ---
**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2020, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9393 "2020-10-06T18:28:27Z")
Next insane line of attack by MAGAbots: _“Trump has proven the ultimate test of the presidency, that he can survive COVID-19, but Biden hasn’t proven that.”_ _“Yeah it’s not fair that one candidate got the China virus and the other didn’t, that President Trump got COVID-19 and Joe Biden did not. I mean in what universe is that even remotely fair?”_ _“Yeah, I mean what is Biden now, 95 years old? He was born before WWI. He’s in a high risk group. I mean until he gets it, we won’t know if he can survive it, and do we want a president who can’t even survive a cold? Come on!”_ _“I agree, Magabot. I totally agree.”_ ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2020, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9394 "2020-10-06T18:37:41Z")
Though, and it will be an interesting experiment, Covid precautions are not all that different from flu. We just don’t ever take flu very seriously. It is possible that we will have a very light flu season among those who are taking precautions against Covid. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2020, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9395 "2020-10-06T18:41:08Z")
> [@asahi](#): > > Next insane line of attack by MAGAbots: > > _“Trump has proven the ultimate test of the presidency, that he can survive COVID-19, but Biden hasn’t proven that.”_ > > _“Yeah it’s not fair that one candidate got the China virus and the other didn’t, that President Trump got COVID-19 and Joe Biden did not. I mean in what universe is that even remotely fair?”_ > > _“Yeah, I mean what is Biden now, 95 years old? He was born before WWI. He’s in a high risk group. I mean until he gets it, we won’t know if he can survive it, and do we want a president who can’t even survive a cold? Come on!”_ Okay, let’s see 45 go through having his wife and daughter getting killed in a car crash. Melania and Ivanka? You’re up, ladies. ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2020, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9396 "2020-10-06T18:42:31Z")
Are you sure that you didn’t just copy that from a Magabot twit feed? ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2020, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9397 "2020-10-06T19:08:41Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > Okay, let’s see 45 go through having his wife and daughter getting killed in a car crash. Melania and Ivanka? You’re up, ladies. He wouldn’t even blink. That’d be just roadkill for him. Losers. ---
**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2020, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9398 "2020-10-06T21:42:36Z")
I channeled Trumpian spirits. ---
**Author:** ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2020, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9399 "2020-10-06T22:18:36Z")
> [@DesertDog](#): > > > [@BippityBoppityBoo](#): > > > > How will we tell? > > He’ll collapse in a sweating, vomiting, defecating heap in mod-sentence. I know it means I’m going to hell, but I would so look forward to the chance to point and laugh at that. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2020, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9400 "2020-10-06T22:32:06Z")
I’m there! ---
**Author:** ![romansperson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/romansperson/32/17100_2.png) [@romansperson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/romansperson)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2020, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9401 "2020-10-07T00:43:31Z")
Yes, this. He’d just go out and buy new ones. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2020, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9402 "2020-10-07T02:17:41Z")
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