# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 484
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2020, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9664 "2020-11-04T23:03:02Z")
It’s fresh off the presses an hour ago: > It’s again one of his many obscured ones due to being filled with 100% grade-a bullshit. ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2020, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9665 "2020-11-04T23:04:45Z")
There are others with the same sentiment. > ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2020, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9666 "2020-11-05T00:56:32Z")
I claim these electoral votes in the name of Mars! > ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2020, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9667 "2020-11-05T01:04:49Z")
We hereby declare Ourselves President forever! Of the whole world! ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2020, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9668 "2020-11-05T01:05:37Z")
I prefer my above analogy of Trump picking states like a grade schooler picking classmates for his kickball team. “I claim Jimmy. The loser team can take pencil-neck Billy”. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2020, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9669 "2020-11-05T02:00:45Z")
“I **hereby** claim Jimmy”. Doesn’t count otherwise. ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2020, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9670 "2020-11-05T03:33:24Z")
What about gold fringe? Doesn’t there have to be gold fringe somewhere? Or should there be no gold fringe? I can’t keep it straight. ---
**Author:** ![Chelonaut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9a140/32.png) [@Chelonaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chelonaut)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2020, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9671 "2020-11-05T12:25:50Z")
> “How come every time they count Mail-In ballot dumps they are so devastating in their percentage and power of destruction?” They have _tremendous_ power of destruction. The army will soon deploy a new Mail-In ballot warhead for their hellfire missiles. Those with 1 percentage charge can blow up an AFV, make it 10 percent and it will level a military base. 50% … you don’t want even want to think about it! ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2020, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9672 "2020-11-05T13:11:35Z")
Hmmm… I think he’s on to something. Yesterday evening my friend called me and said when she was trying to put her glass shower doors back in their track, one slipped out of her hand and shattered all over the bathroom-- it’s like car windshield safety glass, so she has glass bits all inside her tub and all over the bathroom floor. She got a small cut on her hand, but otherwise no injuries. The **ONLY** explanation I can come up with is that “_they_ were counting Mail-In ballots and dumping the results.” Nothing else makes sense, amirite? ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2020, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9673 "2020-11-05T14:29:52Z")
> [![Google Photos](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/LHkwo4YgsCVf14FLcIiAVOtfkXIdEZFjY_gBSqUggD5-btCNmd88kkWqTfqiYmj8z_CpY8x22qixP2C07JwWRgAGdeXPYyS5UDBJy2shf2vbbe_OWU65KQVJeD-Se4vxypbe6KXZOg=w600-h315-p-k "New item by John Thornton") ](https://photos.app.goo.gl/nvjJuKq4E2sddQvQ8) ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2020, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9674 "2020-11-05T15:03:21Z")
> [@Eonwe](#): > > I’ve heard this a few times, but haven’t been able to find the tweet/quote. Do you have it handy? The post right above mine humorously showcases Donnie Two Scoops latest tweet demanding to stop the ballot counting while he has the lead. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2020, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9675 "2020-11-05T15:13:33Z")
I’m not a Twitter consumer. Hate the platform, tbh, because it’s nothing but an endless and unmoderated “comments” thread. But every now and then it does reveal some interesting insights into people’s minds. For example, [Kayleigh McNinny has completely given up and has decided to let Jesus take the Wheel](https://twitter.com/kayleighmcenany). “GOD IS IN CONTROL!!”, “Who wants to have a PRAYER meeting?” ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2020, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9676 "2020-11-05T20:15:57Z")
So many Individual 1 tweets are getting flagged by Twitter, he’s taken to tweeting directly to reporters to they can report what he’s saying, and Twitter isn’t flagging them. The newly elected QAnon representative from Georgia has at least six tweets flagged already. ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2020, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9677 "2020-11-05T20:33:39Z")
> [@Agent Orange](#): > > #### [Donald J. Trump (realDonaldTrump)](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1324007806694023169) > > How come every time they count Mail-In ballot dumps they are so devastating in their percentage and power of destruction? Because Biden advised his followers to vote by mail and because you told your followers to vote in person and warned them to not vote by mail, you numbnuts. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2020, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9678 "2020-11-05T20:36:15Z")
> [@Chelonaut](#): > > They have _tremendous_ power of destruction. The army will soon deploy a new Mail-In ballot warhead for their hellfire missiles. Those with 1 percentage charge can blow up an AFV, make it 10 percent and it will level a military base. 50% … you don’t want even want to think about it! I call it the Super-Duper Ballot. ---
**Author:** ![Fluffy\_PickleSniffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/77aa72/32.png) [@Fluffy\_PickleSniffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fluffy_PickleSniffer)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2020, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9679 "2020-11-06T00:41:51Z")
Not quite sure what thread to drop this in, but since it’s Twitter related I’ll put it here: [2020 election: Mike Pompeo’s Twitter account is trolling Trump’s behavior - Vox](https://www.vox.com/2020/11/5/21551669/2020-election-trump-pompeo-twitter) ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2020, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9680 "2020-11-07T15:05:46Z")
Guys… he’ll be OK. Apparently he’s starting a new business for his retirement years… [![Google Photos](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/QkHJ302pUucELzu3Jh9UPycyAVr1jZpqIdgBZyUEDhKS-6YDAfZ0UvnLZ6sIHteFquOABQwguJX9hEzv4D-X4TzT6SrAejhUETTm7zRe2MLWNgzjtQb7HlRpRjb7UwEwzLEAXdMIhQ=w600-h315-p-k "New item by John Thornton") ](https://photos.app.goo.gl/eGHtqU47FkVZ5Pk7A) ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2020, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9681 "2020-11-07T15:09:36Z")
He’s planning a press conference from a Four Seasons Hotel and will talk about a landslide; Twitter’s fact-checking changed it. (Comment stolen from MSNBC.) ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2020, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9682 "2020-11-07T15:13:54Z")
So his top notch batch of lawyers are giving a press conference at a landscaping company? Oh no, this could be bad! ---
**Author:** ![SoToasty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sotoasty/32/2803_2.png) [@SoToasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SoToasty)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2020, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9683 "2020-11-07T15:19:30Z")
I doubt it will be bad, i think the lawyers just figured what better place to spread bullshit, err manure than a landscaping company. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=483) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=485)