# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 486
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2020, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9704 "2020-11-07T20:24:35Z")
Go home, Trumpeteers. Your guy _lost_. > **['This isn't over!': Trump supporters refuse to accept defeat](https://www.startribune.com/increasingly-normal-guns-seen-outside-vote-counting-centers/573002721/)** > > Follow the StarTribune for the news, photos and videos from the Twin Cities and beyond. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2020, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9705 "2020-11-07T20:31:01Z")
Whoops, didn’t realize I was in the Twitter thread. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2020, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9706 "2020-11-08T01:37:40Z")
> [@Folacin](#): > > I’m still holding out hope for the release of his better, cheaper, more coverage health-care plan. He’s got 4 or 5 two week windows left to release it, so fingers crossed! Well, no, since you ungrateful bastards didn’t vote him back in, he tore it up (it took hours with those tiny hands) and burned it. ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2020, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9707 "2020-11-08T01:39:47Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > It was obviously a joke meant to imitate the Trumpettes. Maybe? Someone posted that to the Stonekettle twitter feed a few days back. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2020, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9708 "2020-11-08T02:03:17Z")
Trump last tweeted about 4 hours ago. Anyone think he cracked and he’s in a straitjacket? ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2020, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9709 "2020-11-08T02:46:13Z")
He’s busy berating his campaign staff and legal team. ---
**Author:** ![SwissMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e79b87/32.png) [@SwissMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwissMan)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2020, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9710 "2020-11-08T03:14:39Z")
He’s wondering why he didn’t liquidate the officer corps, like Stalin did! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2020, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9711 "2020-11-08T04:00:00Z")
Trump is gonna be _pissed._ > **[Trump will lose his Twitter ‘public interest’ protections in January](https://www.theverge.com/2020/11/7/21552606/trump-twitter-world-leader-public-interest-exception-ends-january-loss)** > > “This policy framework applies to current world leaders ... not private citizens.” > President Donald Trump will lose Twitter privileges he enjoys as a world leader when President-Elect Joe Biden takes office on January 20th, 2021. Twitter confirmed that Trump’s @realDonaldTrump account will be subject to the same rules as any other user — including bans on inciting violence and posting false information about voting or the coronavirus pandemic. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2020, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9712 "2020-11-08T04:12:55Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Trump is gonna be _pissed._ > [Trump will lose his Twitter ‘public interest’ protections in January - The Verge](https://www.theverge.com/2020/11/7/21552606/trump-twitter-world-leader-public-interest-exception-ends-january-loss) > > > President Donald Trump wilI lose Twitter privileges he enjoys as a world leader when President-Elect Joe Biden takes office on January 20th, 2021. Twitter confirmed that Trump’s @realDonaldTrump account will be subject to the same rules as any other user — including bans on inciting violence and posting false information about voting or the coronavirus pandemic. (channeling Senor Rodriguez) _FINE! I’ll just build my own microblogging site! With blackjack! And hookers! In fact, forget the microblogging site!_(/cSR) ---
**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2020, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9713 "2020-11-08T05:44:14Z")
Covid relapse?? Nah, he never had it. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2020, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9714 "2020-11-08T12:26:47Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Trump last tweeted about 4 hours ago. Anyone think he cracked and he’s in a straitjacket? It’s now been 14 hours. His last tweet was at 1:54 pm (PST). Has he ever gone this long before? ---
**Author:** ![Fluffy\_PickleSniffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/77aa72/32.png) [@Fluffy\_PickleSniffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fluffy_PickleSniffer)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2020, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9715 "2020-11-08T12:41:35Z")
Maybe they took his phone away from him. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2020, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9716 "2020-11-08T12:54:52Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Trump is gonna be _pissed._ > > > ### [Trump will lose his Twitter ‘public interest’ protections in January](https://www.theverge.com/2020/11/7/21552606/trump-twitter-world-leader-public-interest-exception-ends-january-loss) > > > > “This policy framework applies to current world leaders … not private citizens.” Oh, baby… this just gets better and better. 😄 ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2020, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9717 "2020-11-08T14:02:49Z")
> [@Fluffy\_PickleSniffer](#): > > Maybe they took his phone away from him. - He got his phone back. ---
**Author:** ![Fluffy\_PickleSniffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/77aa72/32.png) [@Fluffy\_PickleSniffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fluffy_PickleSniffer)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2020, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9718 "2020-11-08T14:13:43Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > He got his phone back. I just went to look and had to read down several tweets for S&Gs. I WON THE ELECTION! BAD THINGS HAPPENED! and on and on… it just makes my day. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2020, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9719 "2020-11-08T16:54:00Z")
**BAD THINGS HAPPENED** is going to be Trump’s prison tattoo. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2020, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9720 "2020-11-08T17:04:13Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > **BAD THINGS HAPPENED** is going to be Trump’s prison tattoo **BAD THING’S HAPPENED** , knowing his writing skills. ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2020, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9721 "2020-11-09T00:16:33Z")
[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/HU8gvF6WCIk/hqdefault.jpg "Bruce Smith Bad Things") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HU8gvF6WCIk) ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2020, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9722 "2020-11-09T00:34:38Z")
Yeah, that one’s going around. I used to troll right-wing Twitter in my spare time and I got away with lots of really horrible stuff because hardly anyone read it. Every now and then I’d get jailed though, and they finally suspended the account Thursday. The offending tweet was to Donald Trump Jr and I told him his geopolitical whore girlfriend would leave him for a Democrat before Christmas. One of my milder ones, really But there are a lot of right wing parody accounts, and the Alaska tweet and variations are going around ( I’ve seen Disney World instead of Alaska, for example) The other thing I’ve gleaned from trolling the RW stuff is that they’re all moving to a platform called PARLER which promises to be a real cesspool. I bet Trump gets an account there. I may hold my nose and download the app in a few days just to check. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2020, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9723 "2020-11-09T00:40:09Z")
> [@Ann\_Hedonia](#): > > The offending tweet was to Donald Trump Jr and I told him his geopolitical whore girlfriend would leave him for a Democrat before Christmas. One of my milder ones, really - NICE. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=485) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=487)