# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2020, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9744 "2020-11-10T04:51:11Z")

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I found it. Lara Trump posted it.

> <https://twitter.com/LaraLeaTrump/status/1325090792596254723>

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2020, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9745 "2020-11-10T11:03:18Z")

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Off-topic, but reading that Lara Trump thread revealed this zinger (names removed because it doesn’t matter):

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> Counting on President Trump to hold firm! He’s worth fighting for and so are the citizens of the USA! President Trump is in my families prayers, he will prevail, the Dems cheating will be exposed!

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> Honey, he hasn’t been firm since Stormy.

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2020, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9746 "2020-11-10T11:15:51Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> I found it. Lara Trump posted it.

Maybe somebody should explain to them that if they don’t want the number spammed, they need to change it and then not tell anybody the new one.

(Actually, somebody inside the Trump orbit probably already came up with that idea. Probably Eric.)

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2020, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9747 "2020-11-10T14:27:46Z")

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Wouldn’t it make more sense just to have a PSA about what to watch for, and to contact your local law enforcement or election board with concerns?

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2020, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9748 "2020-11-10T14:38:20Z")

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> [@k9bfriender](#):
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> Wouldn’t it **make more sense** just to have a PSA about what to watch for, and to contact your local law enforcement or election board with concerns?-

My bold.

\*BEEP\* Sorry, this answer is disqualified for containing the phrase “make more sense.”

Thanks for playing. Next!

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2020, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9749 "2020-11-10T14:48:13Z")

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Yeah, I’m just saying… in a rational world, with rational actors, if I were concerned about the integrity of the elections, that’s how I would go about it.

Obviously, that has nothing to do with this maladministration.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2020, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9750 "2020-11-10T14:52:23Z")

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> [@k9bfriender](#):
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> in a rational world, with rational actors-

Would that it were…

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2020, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9751 "2020-11-10T14:56:02Z")

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Give it to late January, see what a world we live in then.

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2020, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9752 "2020-11-11T00:13:36Z")

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> [@k9bfriender](#):
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> Wouldn’t it make more sense just to have a PSA about what to watch for, and to contact your local law enforcement or election board with concerns?

But how would that get the Trumps contact information on those reporting, and a way to spam them for donations?

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**Author:** ![Fluffy\_PickleSniffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/77aa72/32.png) [@Fluffy\_PickleSniffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fluffy_PickleSniffer)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2020, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9753 "2020-11-13T14:51:41Z")

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He’s so delusional 🙂

> <https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1327103335195938817>
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> Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2020, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9754 "2020-11-13T14:57:24Z")

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This is bizarre even by trumpian standards (which are already the lowest of the low). How low can he go? I guess we’re gonna find out.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2020, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9755 "2020-11-13T15:56:17Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> How low can he go?

Limbo!!!

Happy birthday, @ThelmaLou

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**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2020, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9756 "2020-11-13T16:08:08Z")

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Simple. You cancel all the (obviously fraudulent) mail ballots, and the fake ballots that were dropped off in plain sight by bright yellow vans with DEMOCRAT FRAUD SQUAD in large unfriendly letters on the sides, and Dear Leader clearly wins by bigly margins.

All it requires is a brain that’s been twisted into a Möbius strip — which, as has been pointed out numerous times, is prit’ near a prerequisite for understanding this malAdministration.

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**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2020, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9757 "2020-11-13T16:53:42Z")

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OK, here’s a head-scratcher: a trump tweet in which he takes credit for the trump admin making the 2020 election the most secure ever, except for how it was rigged by the Democrats. Uh, whaaa…??

> For years the Dems have been preaching how unsafe and rigged our elections have been. Now they are saying what a wonderful job the Trump Administration did in making 2020 the most secure election ever. Actually this is true, except for what the Democrats did. Rigged Election!

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2020, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9758 "2020-11-13T16:56:11Z")

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I guess if he prevented rigging by Republicans, while allowing Democrats to do so, that’s a good thing.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2020, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9759 "2020-11-13T17:31:14Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> Happy birthday, @ThelmaLou

Thank you! I’m a seriously Old Lady now! 👵🏽 (But not a serious Old Lady.)

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2020, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9760 "2020-11-13T17:31:22Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> This is bizarre even by trumpian standards (which are already the lowest of the low). How low can he go? I guess we’re gonna find out.

Would that the networks would troll him. Turn PA, WI, NV and AZ all back red, and say, “You’re right, Donald. We now _predict_ you will win in these states and, thus, the election.” Then in a week or so when the official canvasses come out, whaddaya know: the original predictions were right and Donny Two-scoops loses after all.

Kind of like Lucy and the football.

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**Author:** ![MikeF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@MikeF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeF)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2020, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9761 "2020-11-13T17:45:45Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> This is bizarre even by trumpian standards (which are already the lowest of the low). How low can he go? I guess we’re gonna find out.

i wish there was some way to count how many times “… even for Trump standards” or similar has been part of an article, quote etc. I cant even count how many times I’ve seen it it the past several days. Trump keeps re-defining the bottom of the barrel.

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**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2020, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9762 "2020-11-13T17:49:52Z")

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> [@solost](#):
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> OK, here’s a head-scratcher: a trump tweet in which he takes credit for the trump admin making the 2020 election the most secure ever, except for how it was rigged by the Democrats. Uh, whaaa…??
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> > For years the Dems have been preaching how unsafe and rigged our elections have been. Now they are saying what a wonderful job the Trump Administration did in making 2020 the most secure election ever. Actually this is true, except for what the Democrats did. Rigged Election!

I’ve read just hours ago in one of those many threads about Trump’s “moebius strip mind” (sorry, I really don’t remember where and by whom and can’t give credit), and this tweet perfectly exemplifies it.

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**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2020, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9763 "2020-11-13T18:11:05Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> > [@kayaker](#):
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> > Happy birthday, @ThelmaLou
> 
> Thank you! I’m a seriously Old Lady now! 👵🏽 (But not a serious Old Lady.)

Yeah, happy birthday!

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