# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 489
**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2020, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9764 "2020-11-13T18:21:49Z")
The first two sentences are absolutely fine hyperbole, if you disregard reality. “You complained about unsafe and rigged elections for years, and now you say everything this year is peachy keen?” To Trumpists, who don’t understand the the complaint has been against voter suppression and the risk of hacking from outside causing chaos, it’s a good argument. But then he goes into the truly absurd by claiming his administration has done a great job securing elections, except for not preventing the non-specific subversion the Dems did. Although it fits nicely with the pre-election “See this chaos that is happening under my presidency? It’s going to be caused by Biden if he wins.” ---
**Author:** ![Mike\_Mabes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mike_mabes/32/1782_2.png) [@Mike\_Mabes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mike_Mabes)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2020, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9765 "2020-11-13T18:31:35Z")
Was it only a couple of weeks ago when reading a Trump tweet would piss me off? I love every one of them now ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2020, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9766 "2020-11-13T19:02:15Z")
> [@Mike\_Mabes](#): > > I love every one of them now This! Weeks ago I said to a friend “If I knew Biden was going to win, then I could be amused by all this.” _…_ _Well, I used to be disgusted /_ _Now I try to be amused…_ ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2020, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9767 "2020-11-13T19:07:31Z")
I’ve taken to responding to all of them with “Looooo-zerrrrr!” Yeah, it’s childish, so sue me. ---
**Author:** ![carrps](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carrps/32/2957_2.png) [@carrps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrps)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2020, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9768 "2020-11-14T03:23:17Z")
> [@digs](#): > > This! > > Weeks ago I said to a friend “If I knew Biden was going to win, then I could be amused by all this.” > > _…_ > > _Well, I used to be disgusted /_ > _Now I try to be amused…_ And the angels wanna wear MY red shoes! ---
**Author:** ![Mike\_Mabes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mike_mabes/32/1782_2.png) [@Mike\_Mabes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mike_Mabes)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2020, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9769 "2020-11-14T05:55:18Z")
Blame it on fraud Don’t blame it on me It’s sure not my fault But it just seems to be his turn ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2020, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9770 "2020-11-14T12:02:46Z")
Well I heard that South America is coming into style. ---
**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2020, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9771 "2020-11-14T12:08:08Z")
I definitely look forward to the day when all Trump threads break down into early Elvis Costello lyrics! I’d like to give Trump away like hotel matches, that’s for sure. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2020, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9772 "2020-11-14T12:33:40Z")
> [@naita](#): > > But then he goes into the truly absurd by claiming his administration has done a great job securing elections, except for not preventing the non-specific subversion the Dems did. So, the E-e-e-vil Democrats rigged the election so Trump lost but then didn’t go ahead and can McConnell, Graham, Collins, and a few other senators while they were at it, to say nothing about losing a few seats in the house? They must _really_ hate Donny Two-scoops. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2020, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9773 "2020-11-14T14:37:45Z")
Can someone please link to the actual Tweet? ---
**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2020, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9774 "2020-11-14T14:45:26Z")
> ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2020, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9775 "2020-11-14T14:57:47Z")
“We succeeded so well we failed!” ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2020, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9776 "2020-11-14T15:15:20Z")
“We may have failed, but we did it more successfully than anyone else ever has!” “Our success at failure exceeded our own wildest expectations!” ---
**Author:** ![Deeg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/deeg/32/2955_2.png) [@Deeg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Deeg)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2020, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9777 "2020-11-14T15:41:25Z")
This is why Trump supporters say not to pay attention to his tweets. Otherwise you’d learn that he is an idiot. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2020, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9778 "2020-11-14T15:59:08Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > Well I heard that South America is coming into style. Might I suggest Guyana? ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2020, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9779 "2020-11-14T16:02:48Z")
Thank you. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2020, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9780 "2020-11-14T16:37:05Z")
Butts are seriously hurting and Trump is spreading the hurt: > ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2020, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9781 "2020-11-14T20:30:35Z")
Yeah, you know that Kemp is in the bag for Biden. ---
**Author:** ![aurora\_maire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aurora_maire/32/328_2.png) [@aurora\_maire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aurora_maire)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2020, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9782 "2020-11-15T01:05:54Z")
A decent human being would see that tweet as the threat it is and be pissed off. But it will probably work as intended and just make Kemp try harder to “fix” things. ---
**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2020, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9783 "2020-11-15T15:50:54Z")
How many people will fall for this new talking point? It’s, as far as I can tell, dumber than all the other ones in that it’s a demand that is impossible to fulfill. It’s a secret ballot election, so the signatures are no longer linkable to the ballots. Does Trump not get that? Or does he not care? And will his brainless followers fall into line and add it to their list of grievances? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=488) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=490)