# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 491
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2020, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9804 "2020-11-17T01:54:25Z")
> [@Procrustus](#): > > He’s been acting like a fool for a decade now, and doesn’t seem to care that he’s getting laughed at. (Actually, he probably cares very much, but not enough to change his behavior.) He ain’t acting. Also, when that behavior is your one strength, you’re not going to change it, no matter what. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2020, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9805 "2020-11-17T17:18:02Z")
To a two-year old with a hammer, everything’s a nail. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2020, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9806 "2020-11-18T11:20:20Z")
> [@RitterSport](#): > > I definitely look forward to the day when all Trump threads break down into early Elvis Costello lyrics! _He is watching the Electors._ _“Ooh, it’s so cute”_ _He’s watching the Electors_ _When they shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot_ _They beat him up until the teardrops start_ _But he can’t be wounded 'cause he’s got no heart_ ---
**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2020, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9807 "2020-11-18T12:13:10Z")
Nice! And, he does have no heart, so it all works. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2020, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9808 "2020-11-18T12:33:15Z")
They’ll keep him hanging on, until he’s … well, forever, barring enhancement surgery. ---
**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2020, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9809 "2020-11-18T13:07:58Z")
He hits the _Wizard of Oz_ trifecta: He doesn’t have a brain, doesn’t have a heart, and completely lacks courage. ---
**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2020, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9810 "2020-11-18T13:11:44Z")
And, people will sing Ding Dong the Witch Is Dead when he’s finally gone. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2020, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9811 "2020-11-18T13:29:59Z")
> [@RitterSport](#): > > nd, people will sing Ding Dong the Witch Is Dead when he’s finally gone. Maybe he can do a variation on _Wicked_ and sing “Defying Sanity” ---
**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2020, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9812 "2020-11-18T13:42:50Z")
What’s important to understand is what compelled state officials to resist the pressures of the Trump machine. I will confess that I wasn’t sure they’d be able to resist for long. I’d like to know what it was that compelled them to say, "_No, folks, Orange Julius really did lose this election, sorry to say."_ I think it’s important to understand this now because there might be a next time, and next time, there might be people with less integrity in positions to throw an election. ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2020, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9813 "2020-11-19T03:37:15Z")
Donnie Boy is lamenting the fact that, in Wisconsin, Biden got a whole shitload of votes at 3 in the morning, and without those votes, Trump would win. That ‘dump’ was when the mail-in ballot tabulation was added to the totals. > ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2020, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9814 "2020-11-19T03:47:23Z")
What do Superman’s girlfriend and Donald Trump have in common? The initials “LL” - Lois Lane and Lying Loser. ---
**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2020, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9815 "2020-11-19T14:09:13Z")
> [@Railer13](#): > > Donnie Boy is lamenting the fact that, in Wisconsin, Biden got a whole shitload of votes at 3 in the morning, and without those votes, Trump would win. > > That ‘dump’ was when the mail-in ballot tabulation was added to the totals. He’s gone over the edge (if it even existed). This is something he actually believes is true. His aides/family/Fox News could explain it to him using hand puppets and he still wouldn’t get it. He’ll tell you his tariffs with China brought in billions/trillions to the US treasury. He’ll claim Mexico paid for the wall. “He dead, Jim.” ---
**Author:** ![Mike\_Mabes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mike_mabes/32/1782_2.png) [@Mike\_Mabes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mike_Mabes)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2020, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9816 "2020-11-20T05:56:08Z")
Let me guess. They “found” votes at 3 am ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2020, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9817 "2020-11-20T06:57:40Z")
> [@smithsb](#): > > “He dead, Jim.” “Mistah Kurtz–he dead.” – T.S. Eliot, from Joseph Conrad, in _Heart of Darkness_. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2020, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9818 "2020-11-20T07:52:30Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > > [@RitterSport](#): > > > > nd, people will sing Ding Dong the Witch Is Dead when he’s finally gone. > > Maybe he can do a variation on _Wicked_ and sing “Defying Sanity” Never let it be said that, while he was president, he was a “Popular” one ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2020, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9819 "2020-11-20T14:27:23Z")
> [@Superdude](#): > > Never let it be said that, while he was president, he was a “Popular” one Kristin Chenoweth (who, as the original “Glinda” in _Wicked_ first popularized the song) has presented versions that poked fun at Republican politicians George Bush and Anthony Weiner (the lyrics of the original song are obviously meant to skewer Ronald Reagan), but as far as I know, she hasn’t done the same for Trump (even though she performed the song on TV in 2018). You can listen to Randy Rainbow doing his version “Unpopular”, though – [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPg0BWvhMkA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPg0BWvhMkA) ---
**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2020, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9820 "2020-11-20T16:03:19Z")
Maybe DumpsterFire is more brillianter than we thought. 1. He’s been laying the groundwork for an insanity (mental defect) defense for a number of years now and doubling/quadrupling down recently on the paranoid delusional aspect. 2. With Ghoulani, he’ll be able to make the claim of, “ineffective assistance of counsel”. 3. Nah, just the dementia kicking in. ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2020, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9821 "2020-11-20T16:41:48Z")
Weiner was a Democrat, and a very effective representative until he got caught letting his little head do the thinking. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2020, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9822 "2020-11-20T16:56:50Z")
Sorry. Forgot that. Still worth chiding, though ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2020, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9823 "2020-11-20T17:12:38Z")
> [@smithsb](#): > > He’s been laying the groundwork for an insanity (mental defect) defense for a number of years now and doubling/quadrupling down recently on the paranoid delusional aspect. I’m perfectly fine with having him locked up in a mental institution for the rest of his life instead of a jail cell, especially if we can put a Nurse Ratched-type in charge of his treatment. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=490) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=492)