# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 493
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2020, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9844 "2020-11-24T13:23:41Z")
> [@Gorsnak](#): > > You know he didn’t write that. My immediate thought, too. I was thinking that if Trump had written a response himself it would be more along the lines of > [@](#): > > **F - C - U - K !!** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2020, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9845 "2020-11-24T13:33:03Z")
> [@wguy123](#): > > Donny’s cheese is slipping further off the cheese. Yo dawg I heard you like cheese so we put some cheese on your cheese so you can slip off your cheese while you’re slipping off your cracker. ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2020, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9846 "2020-11-24T13:34:28Z")
lol! It is cheese all the way down! ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2020, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9847 "2020-11-24T17:11:37Z")
Now this twee does sound a bit more like drumpf: > Or maybe not. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2020, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9848 "2020-11-24T17:25:22Z")
I guess the Dow just passed 30,000. Let us see what he tweets about that. ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2020, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9849 "2020-11-24T17:42:37Z")
Ivanka is certainly proud of the Dow… > ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2020, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9850 "2020-11-24T19:28:07Z")
“You cannot judge my Stock Market performance since the Inauguration, which was very good, but only from the day after the big Election Win, which was spectacular due to the euphoria of getting Obama/Biden OUT, & getting Trump/Pence IN.” In about 56 days he’ll see euphoria. Bigly. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2020, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9851 "2020-11-24T19:52:09Z")
> [@Ike\_Witt](#): > > I guess the Dow just passed 30,000. Let us see what he tweets about that. He held a one minute press briefing where he bragged about it then left. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2020, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9852 "2020-11-24T19:54:56Z")
If there’s one person who is crazier than Individual 1, it’s Randy Quaid. And Individual 1 has retweeted him five times today. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2020, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9853 "2020-11-24T19:55:54Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > He held a one minute press briefing where he bragged about it then left. The last thing he wants to do is answer a lot of questions. [![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMFZGb4Mdgc&t=104) ---
**Author:** ![Mike\_Mabes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mike_mabes/32/1782_2.png) [@Mike\_Mabes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mike_Mabes)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2020, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9854 "2020-11-24T20:42:15Z")
Trump still thinks he is going to win somehow. I read last night that he was asking advisors if he could overturn the Michigan certification, and Rudy said there were still legal options, I’m sure Trump believes him. Last night the vile Laura Ingram told her viewers that if she told them the Supreme Court would save Trump she would be lying to them. When lying Laura will no longer lie for you, it’s over. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2020, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9855 "2020-11-24T21:08:33Z")
> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#): > > In about 56 days he’ll see euphoria. Bigly. There may even be dancing Muslims in New Jersey. ---
**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2020, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9856 "2020-11-24T22:44:15Z")
(snapping fingers and pointing at @Gyrate) Good one. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2020, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9857 "2020-11-25T00:34:16Z")
So, while having a conversation about the new covid vaccines, the comment was made that Ornge1 would likely start on about how Big Pharma conspired against him and try to tie that into the election somehow. I dunno about the election part, but that’s one conspiracy theory I could totally buy into, BigPharma conspiring against Orange1. Has there been anything from him like that? (Sorry all, I’m not on the Tweeter👴) ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2020, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9858 "2020-11-25T01:09:34Z")
I heard him ranting about big pharma’s ad buys during the election. For whatever it’s worth to him, I’ll let him know that he lost. Poor guy, always being treated so unfairly. Pouty fucking bastard, child of a man. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2020, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9859 "2020-11-25T03:18:21Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > Has he ever used the word _nevertheless_ in his life? Probably not, but I’m pretty sure he’s used “never”, “the” and “less” quite a bit, so I’m willing to give him part credit. Meanwhile, I haven’t paid any attention to Trump Tweets in some time, so since he’s gone AWOL from the public I’m no longer being bombarded with his litany of bullshit on a daily basis. What utter bliss. ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2020, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9860 "2020-11-25T03:23:01Z")
> [@DorkVader](#): > > So, while having a conversation about the new covid vaccines, the comment was made that Ornge1 would likely start on about how Big Pharma conspired against him and try to tie that into the election somehow. I dunno about the election part, but that’s one conspiracy theory I could totally buy into, BigPharma conspiring against Orange1. Has there been anything from him like that? Oh, after Pfizer made their announcement about their vaccine two weeks ago (that is, a few days after the election), Trump ranted about the news being kept until after the election, intentionally. > [@](#): > > Trump weighed in Monday night, tweeting without evidence that the FDA and Pfizer intentionally withheld the news until after the election. > > “As I have long said, @Pfizer and the others would only announce a Vaccine after the Election, because they didn’t have the courage to do it before. Likewise, the @US\_FDA should have announced it earlier, not for political purposes, but for saving lives!” Trump wrote. “The @US\_FDA and the Democrats didn’t want to have me get a Vaccine WIN, prior to the election, so instead it came out five days later — As I’ve said all along!” > **[Trump rails against ‘medical deep state’ after Pfizer vaccine news comes...](https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2020/11/11/trump-angry-about-pfizer-vaccine/)** > > President Trump is lashing out at the Food and Drug Administration following a disclosure Monday that an experimental coronavirus vaccine from pharmaceutical giant Pfizer is more than 90 percent effective, convinced the timing — six days after... ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2020, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9861 "2020-11-25T03:31:59Z")
Trump’s tweet makes no sense at all (big surprise): > [@](#): > > “As I have long said, @Pfizer and the others would only announce a Vaccine after the Election, **because they didn’t have the courage to do it before**. Courage? How would that take courage? > [@](#): > > Likewise, the @US\_FDA should have announced it earlier, not for political purposes, **but for saving lives!** ” Trump wrote. The date of the announcement has nothing to do with the date of vaccine release. No lives were affected. > [@](#): > > “The @US\_FDA and the Democrats didn’t want to have me get a Vaccine WIN, prior to the election, so instead it came out five days later — As I’ve said all along!” How do the dems control the FDA? Is trump that ineffectual? ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2020, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9862 "2020-11-25T03:33:31Z")
There you go again, trying to apply facts and logic to a Trump tweet. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2020, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9863 "2020-11-25T06:08:58Z")
They’re usually full of lies, but have some sort of false internal logic. These don’t even do that anymore. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=492) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=494)