# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2020, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9864 "2020-11-25T06:18:52Z")

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Well, I can’t say that I think or know, or think I know that all the drug companies working on covid vaccines conspiring against him is viable, as ct’s go, but it sure seems plausible.

From a certain point of view.

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**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2020, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9865 "2020-11-25T06:25:04Z")

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Ugh, that last bit lead to the darkside in a hurry.

What I meant is that I think the idea is funny and now I need to go find the “Dad Jokes” thread to redeem myself.

_looks at user name_ I feel so sullied now

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2020, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9866 "2020-11-25T12:32:21Z")

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> [@DorkVader](#):
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> Well, I can’t say that I think or know, or think I know that all the drug companies working on covid vaccines conspiring against him is viable, as ct’s go, but it sure seems plausible.

One thought is that if they announced a vaccine before the election, people might not trust it.

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**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2020, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9867 "2020-11-25T13:13:06Z")

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There’s probably a bit of truth in that for some people.

I just can’t imagine Orange1 thinking that way, as anything than some sort of political manuever for some ill defined gain. Neither can anybody else I know around my neck of the woods.

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**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2020, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9868 "2020-11-25T14:11:44Z")

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> [@El\_Kabong](#):
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> > [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> > Has he ever used the word _nevertheless_ in his life?
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> Probably not, but I’m pretty sure he’s used “never”, “the” and “less” quite a bit, so I’m willing to give him part credit.  
> …

trump thinks using big lawyerish-sounding words give his tweets more weight and authority, like his use of the word “hereby”, as in the tweet where he was trying to claim the electoral votes of PA and MI before all the votes were counted: “…we hereby claim the state of Michigan…”.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2020, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9869 "2020-11-25T14:18:47Z")

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> [@solost](#):
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> we hereby claim the state of Michigan…”. -

He thought the word is “herebuy”.

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**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2020, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9870 "2020-11-25T14:21:10Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> He thought the word is “herebuy”.

🤣

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**Author:** ![moes\_lotion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ba0ec/32.png) [@moes\_lotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moes_lotion)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2020, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9871 "2020-11-25T20:02:22Z")

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> [@solost](#):
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> trump tweet at close to midnight last night:

Rather late to be responding to this, but the clip in your tantrum gif is from a television commercial for a Belgian condom manufacturer:

> **[View: Zazoo Condoms Ad | By Duval Guillaume Brussels, | Lürzer's Archive](https://www.luerzersarchive.com/work/zazoo-condoms-2/)**
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> Ad for Zazoo Condoms | Discover ads and commercials by Duval Guillaume Brussels Going shopping with their kids can bring parents to the brink of exasperation.

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**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2020, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9872 "2020-11-25T20:20:03Z")

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> [@moes\_lotion](#):
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> …the clip in your tantrum gif is from a television commercial for a Belgian condom manufacturer:

Haha, reminds me of this:

> **[Condom ad features Donald Trump](https://boingboing.net/2017/06/02/condom-ad-features-donald-trum.html)**
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> Platinum FMD created this series of spec ads featuring the tagline "some people should never have been born." They also show some of the concept art and prelimiary renderings, revealing…

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**Author:** ![moes\_lotion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ba0ec/32.png) [@moes\_lotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moes_lotion)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2020, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9873 "2020-11-25T20:31:40Z")

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Until I clicked your link, I thought the condom had an image of the CFSG on it, and recoiled in horror…

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**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2020, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9874 "2020-11-25T20:40:36Z")

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> [@moes\_lotion](#):
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> I thought the condom had an image of the CFSG on it

In it, not on it 😁

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2020, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9875 "2020-11-25T22:25:32Z")

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_… may cause shrinkage._

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2020, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9876 "2020-11-27T19:06:20Z")

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Individual 1 is claiming that Biden has to prove he didn’t commit fraud.  
“Biden can only enter the White House as President if he can prove that his ridiculous “80,000,000 votes” were not fraudulently or illegally obtained. When you see what happened in Detroit, Atlanta, Philadelphia & Milwaukee, massive voter fraud, he’s got a big unsolvable problem!”

> <https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1332352538855747584>

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2020, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9877 "2020-11-27T19:15:03Z")

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WHOA! 😲 Those Captain Queeg moments are coming more and more often now…

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**Author:** ![Skypist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skypist/32/169_2.png) [@Skypist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skypist)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2020, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9878 "2020-11-27T19:16:24Z")

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I saw that. As if it’s his decision. He really does want to be king. Also why don’t you prove your evidence in court, Diaper Don?!

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2020, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9879 "2020-11-27T19:42:56Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> WHOA! 😲 Those Captain Queeg moments are coming more and more often now…

I made this earlier and posted it in the other thread.

> <https://twitter.com/GordonHeliboy/status/1332355681781907456/photo/1>

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2020, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9880 "2020-11-27T20:25:07Z")

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Nicely done, **Johnny**!

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2020, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9881 "2020-11-28T15:42:03Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> Those Captain Queeg moments are coming more and more often now…

“Biden stole my strawberries!”

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**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2020, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9882 "2020-11-28T18:54:57Z")

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Ah, but you see that’s the beauty of it. Trump doesn’t have to prove a damn thing,. Its up to Biden to prove that every single one of those 80 million votes is legit., and if he doesn’t then Trump remains president.

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2020, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9883 "2020-11-28T18:57:28Z")

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> [@Buck\_Godot](#):
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> Its up to Biden to prove that every single one of those 80 million votes is legit., and if he doesn’t then Trump remains president.

Say, did Trump ever prove that his 2016 votes were legit? I forget.

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