# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 495
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2020, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9884 "2020-11-28T19:30:39Z")
Biden should reply with just five words: _Get out of my house._ ---
**Author:** ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2020, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9885 "2020-11-28T20:36:21Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > > [@Buck\_Godot](#): > > > > Its up to Biden to prove that every single one of those 80 million votes is legit., and if he doesn’t then Trump remains president. > > Say, did Trump ever prove that his 2016 votes were legit? I forget. No, you don’t understand - in Trump Land only Democrats have to justify themselves or prove their legitimacy, Republicans are accepted as true and accurate no matter what facts contradict them. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2020, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9886 "2020-11-28T22:01:33Z")
> [@Alessan](#): > > Biden should reply with just five words: > > _Get out of my house._ I would prefer that he meet him on Air Force One… ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2020, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9887 "2020-11-28T23:23:23Z")
Maybe things work out and Trump does the Goldfinger Suckout. Pork toothpaste, falling from the sky. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2020, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9888 "2020-11-28T23:33:18Z")
That’s what I was implying… [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/jw3PJftd-_E/maxresdefault.jpg "Get Off My Plane - Air Force One") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jw3PJftd-_E) ---
**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2020, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9889 "2020-11-28T23:41:31Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > Goldfinger Suckout “He is of the McDonald’s Pink Slime, and he shall turn to McDonald’s Pink Slime again” Amen ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2020, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9890 "2020-12-01T13:17:38Z")
Trump took to retweeting election bullshit quite a bit in the last 24 hours and he seemed to favor tweets by the esteemed “Catturd”. Yep, POTUS is retweeting someone with the handle of Catturd. When your reelection fraud claims come from someone named Catturd, it’s time to shut the fuck up. Or, is this his new plan to make Ghouliani and batshit crazy Kraken lady seem respectable? ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2020, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9891 "2020-12-01T14:51:58Z")
> [@wguy123](#): > > Yep, POTUS is retweeting someone with the handle of Catturd. When your reelection fraud claims come from someone named Catturd, it’s time to shut the fuck up. Or, is this his new plan to make Ghouliani and batshit crazy Kraken lady seem respectable? Catturd versus batshit! “If both survive the _lirpa_…” ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2020, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9892 "2020-12-01T16:25:12Z")
One Hundred Quatloos on the newcomer! ---
**Author:** ![74westy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/74westy/32/3950_2.png) [@74westy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/74westy)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2020, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9893 "2020-12-01T16:32:28Z")
reported ---
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2020, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9894 "2020-12-01T16:59:44Z")
> [@wguy123](#): > > Trump took to retweeting election bullshit quite a bit in the last 24 hours and he seemed to favor tweets by the esteemed “Catturd”. Yep, POTUS is retweeting someone with the handle of Catturd. When your reelection fraud claims come from someone named Catturd, it’s time to shut the fuck up. Or, is this his new plan to make Ghouliani and batshit crazy Kraken lady seem respectable? What’s more embarrassing-- retweeting a guy with the handle ‘Catturd’, or retweeting several Randy Quaid tweets, a guy who has cat turds for brains? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2020, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9895 "2020-12-01T17:28:37Z")
> [@solost](#): > > What’s more embarrassing-- retweeting a guy with the handle ‘Catturd’, or retweeting several Randy Quaid tweets, a guy who has cat turds for brains? Who should be more embarrassed- Trump for retweeting Catturd’s droppings, or Catturd for retweeting Trump’s? ---
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2020, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9896 "2020-12-01T17:45:11Z")
Clearly neither one is capable of embarrassment. The real question is how embarrassing it is for America. ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2020, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9897 "2020-12-01T18:11:18Z")
Anyone ever imagine the point where we are trying to determine which conspiracy theorist being pushed by the president of the fucking US was worse? ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2020, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9898 "2020-12-02T05:32:28Z")
> [@solost](#): > > What’s more embarrassing-- retweeting a guy with the handle ‘Catturd’, or retweeting several Randy Quaid tweets, a guy who has cat turds for brains? I have to wonder if he’s twigged to the fact that Catturd = Cat turd. I would not be surprised if he was pronouncing it differently in his head. ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2020, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9899 "2020-12-02T14:49:39Z")
> [@Yllaria](#): > > I have to wonder if he’s twigged to the fact that Catturd = Cat turd. I would not be surprised if he was pronouncing it differently in his head. Yo, Semite: When has he ever mispronounced something? [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/uOeWF0ZTi3s/maxresdefault.jpg "Trump's Best Words: Coronavirus Briefing Edition | The Daily Show") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOeWF0ZTi3s) ---
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2020, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9900 "2020-12-02T16:40:19Z")
I was going to make a joke on that too-- maybe he thought “Catturd” was a Jewish surname. Yo, Semite! ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2020, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9901 "2020-12-06T02:03:03Z")
A [_Washington Post_ survey](https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/survey-who-won-election-republicans-congress/2020/12/04/1a1011f6-3650-11eb-8d38-6aea1adb3839_story.html) finds that 27 out of 249 Republicans in Congress acknowledge the fact that Joe Biden is the President-Elect of the United States. Naturally, the Tangerine Toddler had an immediate (before the full results were in, so only 25 had yet been counted) trumper tantrum: > > > Philip Rucker @PhilipRucker ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Greenjeans](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.greenjeans/32/551_2.png) [@Mr.Greenjeans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Greenjeans)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2020, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9902 "2020-12-06T14:11:10Z")
Might be nice to these 27 Republicans (Romney? Collins?) stand up in a Sparticus-like moment and say “Donald, you lost.” “Donald, you lost.” “Donald, you lost.” ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2020, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/9903 "2020-12-06T20:41:01Z")
NEW YORK – President Donald Trump tweeted that his personal lawyer and former New York City mayor Rudy Giuliani has COVID-19. “.@RudyGiuliani, by far the greatest mayor in the history of NYC, and who has been working tirelessly exposing the most corrupt election (by far!) in the history of the USA, has tested positive for the China Virus. Get better soon Rudy, we will carry on!!!” the president tweeted Sunday, repeating baseless claims of election fraud. > **[Rudy Giuliani admitted to hospital after COVID-19 diagnosis: Sources](https://abc7chicago.com/rudy-giuliani-covid-trump-tweet-coronavirus-2020-election-results/8558701/)** > > The diagnosis comes more than two months after Trump himself was stricken with the virus in early October. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=494) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=496)