# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 60
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2017, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1181 "2017-05-02T20:00:14Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Yes, our President, the man responsible for running the government, thinks we need a “good shutdown”, because … Because he didn’t get his way. ---
**Author:** ![gytalf2000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ac91a4/32.png) [@gytalf2000](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gytalf2000)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2017, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1182 "2017-05-02T20:03:10Z")
> [@Aspenglow](#): > > I could have gone with that one, too. Would be preferable. For sure! ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2017, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1183 "2017-05-02T20:15:19Z")
So, anyway, the city fathers decided that since Beethoven was so famous and all, they should build a nice memorial for him and move his remains from the modest gravesite where he was interred. So, they did, and time came to move him. The dug up his casket and were going to load it on the cart when they noticed a faint but distinct noise from within the casket! After hemming and hawing, the took a crowbar and opened it. There was Ludwig von Beethoven, lying in a pile of musical manuscript paper, patiently rubbing away notes with an eraser. “Ludwig! Ludwig! What are you doing?” “I’m decomposing.” You’re welcome. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2017, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1184 "2017-05-02T20:22:44Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > So, anyway, the city fathers decided that since Beethoven was so famous and all, they should build a nice memorial for him and move his remains from the modest gravesite where he was interred. So, they did, and time came to move him. The dug up his casket and were going to load it on the cart when they noticed a faint but distinct noise from within the casket! > > After hemming and hawing, the took a crowbar and opened it. There was Ludwig von Beethoven, lying in a pile of musical manuscript paper, patiently rubbing away notes with an eraser. > > “Ludwig! Ludwig! What are you doing?” > “I’m decomposing.” > > You’re welcome. And on _that_ note… ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2017, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1185 "2017-05-11T19:58:41Z")
3 minutes ago: > > > ROSIE @Rosie “We finally agree on something Rosie.” In response to a Rosie O’Donnell tweet of December 20th where she said: “FIRE COMEY”. Trump (or his assistant) spending the working afternoon throwing shade at a person whose Q score peaked in 1992. Good job! ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2017, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1186 "2017-05-11T20:41:15Z")
Anyone know just WTF this is? > [@](#): > > ‘Presidential Executive Order on the Establishment of Presidential Advisory Commission on Election Integrity’ ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2017, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1187 "2017-05-11T20:48:48Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Anyone know just WTF this is? Yeah, they’re investigating those 3 million illegal aliens who voted for Hillary, and Trump has named Kris Kobach, Secretary of State of Kansas, to run it. He’s the guy who’s one of the big pushers behind voter ID laws. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Sanchez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19adc/32.png) [@Rick\_Sanchez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Sanchez)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2017, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1188 "2017-05-11T20:57:12Z")
I’m from the UK, and in the last 100 days I’ve gone from laughing at Trump, to despising him, to feeling physical nauseated by the fact that he’s President. I guess this is what you guys have been feeling for the last 3 months. Man…☹ ---
**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2017, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1189 "2017-05-11T21:02:45Z")
> [@Rick\_Sanchez](#): > > I’m from the UK, and in the last 100 days I’ve gone from laughing at Trump, to despising him, to feeling physical nauseated by the fact that he’s President. I guess this is what you guys have been feeling for the last 3 months. > > Man…☹ I went the laughing-to-despising route back during the campaign. When it started to look like he had a non-zero chance of winning, I went straight to “numbing depression”. Since the election, I’ve swung back and forth between terror and despair. And then I hear about polls that suggest if the election were held today, he’d _still_ win, and I wonder, “What the hell kind of people are we?” ☹ ---
**Author:** ![MindsEye\_Watering](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindseye_watering/32/3619_2.png) [@MindsEye\_Watering](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MindsEye_Watering)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2017, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1190 "2017-05-11T21:03:14Z")
> [@Rick\_Sanchez](#): > > I’m from the UK, and in the last 100 days I’ve gone from laughing at Trump, to despising him, to feeling physical nauseated by the fact that he’s President. I guess this is what you guys have been feeling for the last 3 months. > > Man…☹ Laughing? Despising? Nausea? Oh, no, we are WAY beyond that. ---
**Author:** ![Chisquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6bbea6/32.png) [@Chisquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chisquirrel)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2017, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1191 "2017-05-11T21:05:15Z")
> [@Rick\_Sanchez](#): > > I’m from the UK, and in the last 100 days I’ve gone from laughing at Trump, to despising him, to feeling physical nauseated by the fact that he’s President. I guess this is what you guys have been feeling for the last 3 months. > > Man…☹ Over a year. Once I realized he was going to be the Republican nominee and the face of one of the two major parties for the US, I lost it. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2017, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1192 "2017-05-11T21:05:55Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Anyone know just WTF this is? Looking for ways to rig more elections and keep “the wrong people” from voting. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2017, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1193 "2017-05-11T21:07:08Z")
> [@MindsEye\_Watering](#): > > Laughing? Despising? Nausea? Oh, no, we are WAY beyond that. A full, active and deliberate cold hate is more accurate. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2017, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1194 "2017-05-11T21:23:38Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > Yeah, they’re investigating those 3 million illegal aliens who voted for Hillary, and Trump has named Kris Kobach, Secretary of State of Kansas, to run it. Of particular interest is finding out how they were able to cover up their tracks so well as to leave absolutely no evidence. This thing goes deeper than you can imagine, people! ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2017, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1195 "2017-05-12T01:02:21Z")
> [@SteveG1](#): > > A full, active and deliberate cold hate is more accurate. I’ve managed to keep up a state of slobbering and incoherent drunkenness since November 9, 2016, so I couldn’t tell you exactly _what_ my emotions are. And I plan to stay this way until impeachment. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2017, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1196 "2017-05-12T01:12:52Z")
I, myself, have managed to stagger around in a state of sheer disbelief. I reject this reality and substitute my own! ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2017, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1197 "2017-05-12T01:26:51Z")
> [@MindsEye\_Watering](#): > > Laughing? Despising? Nausea? Oh, no, we are WAY beyond that. Projectile vomiting while simultaneously shitting blood? ---
**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2017, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1198 "2017-05-12T01:34:05Z")
> [@Rick\_Sanchez](#): > > I’m from the UK, and in the last 100 days I’ve gone from laughing at Trump, to despising him, to feeling physical nauseated by the fact that he’s President. I guess this is what you guys have been feeling for the last 3 months. > > Man…☹ Honestly, I’ve just grabbed the popcorn and enjoyed it for the shitshow that it is. It’s wholly entertaining watching the Trumpniks defend their boy. (And I mean Trumpniks, not Republicans in general, as I know plenty of good Republicans.) This is not to say I’m not worried, but I’m glad Mattis and McMaster are in there helping temper the military front. A couple appointments I can agree with Trump on. ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2017, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1199 "2017-05-12T02:07:45Z")
> [@pulykamell](#): > > Honestly, I’ve just grabbed the popcorn and enjoyed it for the shitshow that it is. It’s wholly entertaining watching the Trumpniks defend their boy. (And I mean Trumpniks, not Republicans in general, as I know plenty of good Republicans.) This is not to say I’m not worried, but I’m glad Mattis and McMaster are in there helping temper the military front. A couple appointments I can agree with Trump on. I’ve got to agree on this - there’s never a dull moment and just when you thought you’d seen everything… Yes, I’m properly horrified but I hate to think what would be happening if we had President Cruz — I have no reason to think the cabinet picks would be any different and they’d probably actually be getting stuff done. I like seeing Republicans spending so much time on damage control - it reduces the amount of time they have to spend concocting destructive public policy. I’ve been hearing talk that Trump might send Lindsey Graham a certified letter to put an end to any Russian controversy once and for all. Oh, how I hope he does this … and I hope they let him write every word himself. Please, please please. And in case you missed it he did an interview with NBC’s Lester Holt and he says the Comey firing was all his idea and he did it because of the fake Russia story. Quote from Trump “In fact when I decided to just do it [fire Comey] , I said to myself “You know, this Russia Thing, with Trump and Russia, is a made-up story. It’s an excuse by the Democrats for having lost the election”…more babble ending with " It [the investigation] should have been over a long time ago, because it’s just an excuse.” Oh, please send Lindsey Graham a “certified letter”, Old Dickory. Maybe Graham will read it outloud. ---
**Author:** ![Merneith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@Merneith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merneith)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2017, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1200 "2017-05-12T03:05:33Z")
> [@MindsEye\_Watering](#): > > Laughing? Despising? Nausea? Oh, no, we are WAY beyond that. I’ve joined the Can’t-Wait-To-See-The-Leopard-Eat-Your-Face-Too Party [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=59) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=61)