# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 69
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2017, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1361 "2017-05-18T21:36:32Z")
Idle question: What does it say about someone who ONLY speaks in SUPERLATIVES?? No one has EVER persecuted a politician in the history of the world (created in six days) as much as the media has persecuted me! I have the BEST intel, and I’m ALWAYS right, and I know more about everything than the experts!! Etc., etc. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2017, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1362 "2017-05-18T21:50:27Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > Idle question: What does it say about someone who ONLY speaks in SUPERLATIVES?? > > No one has EVER persecuted a politician in the history of the world (created in six days) as much as the media has persecuted me! > > I have the BEST intel, and I’m ALWAYS right, and I know more about everything than the experts!! > > Etc., etc. That they’re a salesman. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2017, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1363 "2017-05-18T22:00:52Z")
> [@jsc1953](#): > > If Trump thinks that there were illegal shenanigans in the Clinton campaign, he could always direct his Attorney General to investigate. It’s like he keeps forgetting he’s President. Or he could send his top investigators to Hawaii to find out more. Perhaps they could first find out what happened to those guys that Trump sent years ago to find out about Obama’s birth certificate. They seem to have disappeared… ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2017, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1364 "2017-05-18T22:02:31Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > That they’re a salesman. And a shitty one, at that. If a salesman ever tried to push a car on me using idiotic over the top language like Trump’s, I’d be gone in a second, with a laugh in his face. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2017, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1365 "2017-05-18T22:08:10Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > That they’re a salesman. > [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > And a shitty one, at that. > > If a salesman ever tried to push a car on me using idiotic over the top language like Trump’s, I’d be gone in a second, with a laugh in his face. Maybe a salesman on a cable channel infomercial at 3 a.m. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2017, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1366 "2017-05-18T22:43:27Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > Maybe a salesman on a cable channel infomercial at 3 a.m. Pushing crap from Ronco. ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2017, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1367 "2017-05-18T23:13:53Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > Maybe a salesman on a cable channel infomercial at 3 a.m. It’s your money and I want it NOW! or [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/Is3icfcbmbs/hqdefault.jpg "Head On - Annoying Headache Commercial") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is3icfcbmbs) ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2017, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1368 "2017-05-19T13:29:18Z")
Apropos of nothing, but Twitter is having serious issues this morning. Think it’s been down for 10 minutes now, and this isn’t the first time today. ---
**Author:** ![Rushgeekgirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rushgeekgirl/32/3715_2.png) [@Rushgeekgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rushgeekgirl)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2017, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1369 "2017-05-19T14:08:58Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > Apropos of nothing, but Twitter is having serious issues this morning. Think it’s been down for 10 minutes now, and this isn’t the first time today. I just went to Twitter and it has me logged in as another person. WTF? ---
**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2017, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1370 "2017-05-19T14:22:03Z")
> [@Rushgeekgirl](#): > > I just went to Twitter and it has me logged in as another person. WTF? Has someone else been using your computer? ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2017, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1371 "2017-05-20T01:59:06Z")
> [@Rushgeekgirl](#): > > I just went to Twitter and it has me logged in as another person. WTF? > [@davidm](#): > > Has someone else been using your computer? The tweet is coming from _INSIDE YOUR HOUSE!_ ---
**Author:** ![lazybratsche](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ba8739/32.png) [@lazybratsche](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lazybratsche)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2017, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1372 "2017-05-20T02:11:02Z")
Goddamnit, y’all got my hopes up for an early bedtime twitter meltdown. (I think I need help. I have shit to do.) ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2017, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1373 "2017-05-20T02:22:06Z")
> [@lazybratsche](#): > > Goddamnit, y’all got my hopes up for an early bedtime twitter meltdown. > > (I think I need help. I have shit to do.) I KNOW! I’ve been refreshing the main Pit page every ten minutes for a week now. I’m resisting doing the same with _Trump’s Tongue-Tied Tweets from the top deck of the Titanic._ ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2017, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1374 "2017-05-20T11:07:35Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > Where? How about in Charlottesville, Virginia, where they chanted “Russia is our friend” and “Blood and soil”? Pretty town. Used to live there. Mid-60s and there was a White Only drinking fountain that someone forgot to de-sign. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2017, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1375 "2017-05-20T11:17:31Z")
Oh, despite its many letters, it’s 1.25 syllables: Sharts-vuh. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2017, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1376 "2017-05-21T01:24:05Z")
> [@dropzone](#): > > Pretty town. Used to live there. Mid-60s and there was a White Only drinking fountain that someone forgot to de-sign. Forgot or “forgot”? ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2017, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1377 "2017-05-22T15:56:18Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > And a shitty one, at that. > > If a salesman ever tried to push a car on me using idiotic over the top language like Trump’s, I’d be gone in a second, with a laugh in his face. A salesman and a biznizman huh. He ran for president (partly) on his business record. One problem: that record sucks [ol] [li]Trump University[/li][li]Trump Mortgage[/li][li]Trump Magazine[/li][li]Trump Airlines[/li][li]Trump Shuttle[/li][li]GoTrump[/li][li]The Apprentice board game[/li][li]Trump Steaks[/li][li]Trump Ice and Trump Vodka[/li][li]Trump Entertainment Resorts and Casinos (Trump Plaza, Taj Mahal etc)[/li][li]Trump Tower Chicago[/li][li]Trump: The Game (a Monopoly rip off)[/li][li]The New Jersey Generals[/li][li]Tour de Trump[/li][li]Trump on the Ocean restaurant[/li][li]The Trump Network vitamin pyramid scheme[/li][/ol] and that’s just a partial list. I’m sure I missed quite a few. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2017, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1378 "2017-05-22T18:54:37Z")
Trump Ice? As in frozen water? ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2017, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1379 "2017-05-22T19:16:30Z")
> [@SteveG1](#): > > A salesman and a biznizman huh. > > He ran for president (partly) on his business record. One problem: that record sucks > > [ol] > [li]Trump University[/li][li]Trump Mortgage[/li][li]Trump Magazine[/li][li]Trump Airlines[/li][li]Trump Shuttle[/li][li]GoTrump[/li][li]The Apprentice board game[/li][li]Trump Steaks[/li][li]Trump Ice and Trump Vodka[/li][li]Trump Entertainment Resorts and Casinos (Trump Plaza, Taj Mahal etc)[/li][li]Trump Tower Chicago[/li][li]Trump: The Game (a Monopoly rip off)[/li][li]The New Jersey Generals[/li][li]Tour de Trump[/li][li]Trump on the Ocean restaurant[/li][li]The Trump Network vitamin pyramid scheme[/li][/ol] > > and that’s just a partial list. I’m sure I missed quite a few. Gawker has what they claim to be [a complete list of his business failures](http://gawker.com/a-complete-list-of-donald-trump-s-business-disasters-1764151188). > [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Trump Ice? As in frozen water? Bottled water. Formerly frozen in the form of a glacier, I’m guessing. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2017, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1380 "2017-05-22T19:36:03Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > Gawker has what they claim to be [a complete list of his business failures](http://gawker.com/a-complete-list-of-donald-trump-s-business-disasters-1764151188). > > Bottled water. Formerly frozen in the form of a glacier, I’m guessing. Or taken from the taps at Trump Tower. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=68) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=70)