# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 70
**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2017, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1381 "2017-05-23T00:18:00Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > Or taken from the taps at Trump Tower. A mere drop of authentic Russian hooker pee in every bottle gives it that distinctive essence that says TRUMP! ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2017, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1382 "2017-05-23T19:54:19Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > Or taken from the taps at Trump Tower. I was speculating on the original source. šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![SaneBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@SaneBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SaneBill)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2017, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1383 "2017-05-23T19:58:11Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > Or taken from the taps at Trump Tower. Those that Obama installed ? ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2017, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1384 "2017-05-23T21:22:25Z")
> [@SaneBill](#): > > Those that Obama installed ? Well played šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Randolph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Randolph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Randolph)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2017, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1385 "2017-05-23T22:02:02Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Trump Ice? As in frozen water? Sad as it is, I could see a market for unusually-shaped ice cubes - particularly in the shapes of cut diamonds and gems. Colored, too. Maybe with inner bubbles of ā€¦ pick your poison. (I donā€™t even wanna Google it, 'cause my faith in humanity will probably drop.) ---
**Author:** ![scudsucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scudsucker/32/14101_2.png) [@scudsucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scudsucker)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2017, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1386 "2017-05-24T13:46:24Z")
> [@](#): > > [The new Pope is a humble man, very much like me, which probably explains why I like him so much!](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/415868924841189376) Astounding ---
**Author:** ![Crybaby\_Boobie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crybaby_boobie/32/545_2.png) [@Crybaby\_Boobie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crybaby_Boobie)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2017, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1387 "2017-05-24T13:57:33Z")
Thatā€™s just pure trolling. Iā€™m not even going to take the bait. ---
**Author:** ![Fiveyearlurker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@Fiveyearlurker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiveyearlurker)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2017, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1388 "2017-05-24T13:59:55Z")
> [@scudsucker](#): > > Astounding For my sanity, I choose to believe that the president has discovered irony. ---
**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2017, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1389 "2017-05-24T14:00:27Z")
> [@Crybaby\_Boobie](#): > > Thatā€™s just pure trolling. Iā€™m not even going to take the bait. Kudos to this Twitter responder: ā€œFor all we know, Trump was visited by 3 ghosts last night. And told all 3 they were wrong.ā€ ---
**Author:** ![Chisquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6bbea6/32.png) [@Chisquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chisquirrel)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2017, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1390 "2017-05-24T14:02:52Z")
2013? I thought we were talking about new stuff on Twitter. ---
**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2017, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1391 "2017-05-24T14:53:14Z")
> [@scudsucker](#): > > Astounding The first response I saw was pretty funny: > [@Gabe Ortiz](#): > > @realDonaldTrump Even the Pope thinks youā€™re an asshole. [https://twitter.com/TUSK81/status/415869673725366272](https://twitter.com/TUSK81/status/415869673725366272) ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2017, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1392 "2017-05-24T14:55:49Z")
> [@Bayard](#): > > The first response I saw was pretty funny: > [x.com](https://twitter.com/TUSK81/status/415869673725366272) More replies. > [@](#): > > D.P.O Productionsā€ @Deltapie7 20 Feb 2016 > > @MEClosets @TUSK81 @masslady06 No man is holy, the pope is no better than any man. > 14 replies 3 retweets 31 likes > Dave Silverstone > šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øā€ @dwsNY May 19 > > On the other hand, almost any man is better than Donald Trump. > 5 replies 17 retweets 433 likes > guyathouseā€ @boykin530 16h16 hours ago > > **Iā€™ve taken shits that were better men than Trump. And thankfully, they werenā€™t colored orange.** > 2 replies 7 retweets 178 likes ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2017, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1393 "2017-05-24T16:00:11Z")
> [@scudsucker](#): > > Astounding ā€œIā€™m a hundred times as humble as Thou art!ā€- Weird Al ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2017, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1394 "2017-05-24T17:06:48Z")
Is that a genuine trump tweet? ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2017, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1395 "2017-05-24T17:40:33Z")
Yes. From 2013. ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2017, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1396 "2017-05-24T17:52:42Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > Yes. From 2013. Well, that explains it- he _was_ much humbler back then. ---
**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2017, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1397 "2017-05-24T18:21:23Z")
> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#): > > Well, that explains it- he _was_ much humbler back then. Iā€™m sure you can forgive the youthful indiscretions of a 66 year old man. Heā€™s grown so much since then. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Economist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c89c15/32.png) [@Evil\_Economist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Economist)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2017, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1398 "2017-05-24T18:25:19Z")
Guys, Iā€™m trying to procrastinate; please give Trump his phone back. I really donā€™t care what random Trump staffer #11 thinks; I want the raw unfiltered insanity of the man himself! ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2017, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1399 "2017-05-24T18:41:51Z")
> [@Evil\_Economist](#): > > Guys, Iā€™m trying to procrastinate; please give Trump his phone back. I really donā€™t care what random Trump staffer #11 thinks; I want the raw unfiltered insanity of the man himself! Maybe we set him up with a phone that instead of tweeting, just sends messages to you. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2017, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1400 "2017-05-24T19:35:54Z")
> [@Fiveyearlurker](#): > > For my sanity, I choose to believe that the president has discovered irony. Good! He can resurrect the nationā€™s iron(y) industry and put those [del]minors[/del] miners back to work! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=69) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=71)