# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 73
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1441 "2017-05-31T05:09:58Z")
As of 1 AM Eastern time Wednesday morning, this tweet had been up for over an hour: [https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/869766994899468288](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/869766994899468288) If you can’t see Twitter, it says “Despite the constant negative press covfefe”. Yes, covfefe. ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1442 "2017-05-31T05:15:35Z")
This reply :): [QUOTE=BenDavid Grabinski] ‏ 13 minutes\* and the tweet is still up. Are you barricaded in your room with several bags of McDonalds and self-loathing? [/QUOTE] - An hour now. ---
**Author:** ![CatandMouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c89c15/32.png) [@CatandMouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CatandMouse)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1443 "2017-05-31T05:30:23Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > As of 1 AM Eastern time Wednesday morning, this tweet had been up for over an hour: > [x.com](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/869766994899468288) > > If you can’t see Twitter, it says “Despite the constant negative press covfefe”. Yes, covfefe. Maybe he croaked while trying to tweet. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1444 "2017-05-31T05:31:11Z")
#Covfefe is the number one hashtag trending right now. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1445 "2017-05-31T05:35:25Z")
The Merriam Webster dictionary (which gets pretty snarky) just tweeted the following: Wakes up. Checks Twitter. . . . Uh… . . . ������ Lookups fo… . . . Regrets checking Twitter. Goes back to bed. ---
**Author:** ![CatandMouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c89c15/32.png) [@CatandMouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CatandMouse)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1446 "2017-05-31T05:42:20Z")
Here’s my favorite so far! > ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1447 "2017-05-31T05:56:36Z")
I love that Andy Juett is selling Tshirts with “#covfefe” on them. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_jeffrey_lebowski/32/215_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Jeffrey_Lebowski)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1448 "2017-05-31T06:07:28Z")
A stain on my notebook is all that is left of those memories of late nights and covfefe in bed. ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1449 "2017-05-31T08:14:05Z")
> [@CatandMouse](#): > > Maybe he croaked while trying to tweet. That would be swell, but it’s more likely an intern football tackled him midtweet. ---
**Author:** ![Biffster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biffster/32/339_2.png) [@Biffster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffster)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 8:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1450 "2017-05-31T08:58:37Z")
Sometimes you should really make a point of trying to covfefe whether you want to or not. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 9:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1451 "2017-05-31T09:35:14Z")
> [@CatandMouse](#): > > Maybe he croaked while trying to tweet. So you’re saying the Russian thing is located in the Castle of Aaaaaaargh? ---
**Author:** ![Punoqllads](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d2c977/32.png) [@Punoqllads](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Punoqllads)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 9:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1452 "2017-05-31T09:49:49Z")
> [@CatandMouse](#): > > Here’s my favorite so far! > > [x.com](https://twitter.com/MattK_FS/status/869773904138469376) [x.com](https://twitter.com/ChrisQ_1/status/869834142791458816) is better. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1453 "2017-05-31T09:52:33Z")
Loser Donald has now deleted the “covfefe” tweet. I can only assume the power of the Orb is wreaking more havoc on his fragile sanity than we could have imagined. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 10:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1454 "2017-05-31T10:11:26Z")
Oh, Sweet Jesus, [he’s just tweeted out a followup](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/869858333477523458). [QUOTE=Loser Donald] Who can figure out the true meaning of “covfefe” ??? Enjoy! [/QUOTE] Are we actually, legitimately, watching the president of the United States lose his mind in real time? It certainly seems like it. ---
**Author:** ![jz78817](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jz78817/32/1028_2.png) [@jz78817](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jz78817)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 10:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1455 "2017-05-31T10:42:48Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > So you’re saying the Russian thing is located in the Castle of Aaaaaaargh? Maybe he meant “The Camaaaaarrrgue.” ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1456 "2017-05-31T10:48:02Z")
> [@Kobal2](#): > > Even if true (which, I know, is allowing for much), as a Frenchman I’d be perfectly and thoroughly A-OK with Germany neglecting its military. I’m across you guys from them and I’d be perfectly happy if they spent a lot on their military marching bands. ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 11:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1457 "2017-05-31T11:12:28Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > Oh, Sweet Jesus, [he’s just tweeted out a followup](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/869858333477523458). > . Trump basically just pulled a Pee Wee Herman: “I meant to do that!” ---
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1458 "2017-05-31T11:17:30Z")
The real question is how to pronounce it. I’m partial to co[sub]v[/sub]-fayf, with a very slight v. ---
**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1459 "2017-05-31T11:38:22Z")
Now, now, just relax, Donald. You knew the covfef won’t last forever. ---
**Author:** ![1iLeft](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/1ileft/32/4114_2.png) [@1iLeft](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/1iLeft)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1460 "2017-05-31T11:43:50Z")
[QUOTE=Loser Donald] Who can figure out the true meaning of “covfefe” ??? Enjoy! [/QUOTE] all your Castle of Aaaaaaargh are belong to covfefe [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=72) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=74)