# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 75
**Author:** ![Mighty\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mighty\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Girl)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1481 "2017-05-31T17:32:48Z")
How will we know when he has a stroke? The guy already acts like he’s in the middle of one. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1482 "2017-05-31T18:28:01Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > Loser Donald has now deleted the “covfefe” tweet. > > I can only assume the power of the Orb is wreaking more havoc on his fragile sanity than we could have imagined. It was a Palantir, putting him in direct communication with Sauron. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1483 "2017-05-31T18:29:55Z")
> [@DesertDog](#): > > I don’t have a Twitter account but if I did and I wanted to follow our buffoon in chief for the amusement value, I’d use a sock account. You know, so my friends wouldn’t point and laugh. I would probably troll him and get caught. ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1484 "2017-05-31T18:35:44Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > Ok, I love that. > > Honestly, any day I’m expecting to hear Trump’s staff announce that he’s suffering from exhaustion and will be taking a month off. > > Then of course, he’ll respond to the hail of abuse by saying that he’s been a stronger, more active, harder working President than anyone in history and deserves the rest. Judging by the last few times his staff tried to do right by him, it’s more likely he’ll respond by tweeting “Leaks about exhaustion not true, I’m #cokedtothegills and the most energetic you’ve ever seen, fired my whole staff, don’t trust the FakeNews” ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1485 "2017-05-31T18:36:51Z")
> [@SteveG1](#): > > I would probably troll him and get caught. I use an anti-Trump user name on Twitter and reply to him with it, and he hasn’t even deigned to block me yet. Hell, I’ve had SOAP OPERA writers block me, what makes him so special? ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1486 "2017-05-31T18:52:24Z")
He left it up for an hour. He blocked people who mocked him about it during that hour (for all I know who does this for every tweet). Then he posts that other odd tweet about who can figure it out. I wonder if he thinks it means something? ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1487 "2017-05-31T19:00:41Z")
> [@SteveG1](#): > > It was a Palantir, putting him in direct communication with Sauron. Oh, dear. Is there any hope that Sauron will recover? ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1488 "2017-05-31T19:03:04Z")
> [@Steve\_MB](#): > > Oh, dear. Is there any hope that Sauron will recover? Didn’t think that I’d ever feel sympathetic towards Sauron. ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1489 "2017-05-31T21:12:33Z")
Oh, I probably shouldn’t do this but I just HAVE to share this story. I work with a lot of the ultra-wealthy New York banking types. I have a couple of members of the Trump Administration on my client list, also the parents of a member of Team Trump. I went to do some work for the parents today, a lovely older couple, very nice people. I don’t want to name names on a public message board but the father wears glasses with coke bottle thick lenses. I was prepared to do my work quietly and keep to myself. Its not like I know these people well, I usually work under the direction of their staff when they aren’t home - this is the second time I’ve met them. But the Mrs. walked into the room and the first words out of her mouth were “Does anyone here like Trump?”. I replied, quite simply, “I don’t like him”. She said “We really hate him, and its been an interesting couple of months around here”. My reply was “Is he too old for a spanking?” (which was a risky reply but it elicited laughter). Then we chatted a little more about how Trump sucks and I expressed my outrage at Wilbur Ross braying about how great it was that there were no protesters in Saudi Arabia. …and the ethics of taking a job that would be a great job except for the working for Trump thing. But I was much interested in how this woman brought it up right away, it’s like she wants everyone to know that despite her name, she’s anti-Trump. ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1490 "2017-05-31T21:29:14Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > He left it up for an hour. He blocked people who mocked him about it during that hour (for all I know who does this for every tweet). Then he posts that other odd tweet about who can figure it out. I wonder if he thinks it means something? It means he’s still the center of everyone’s attention - which is his entire gambit. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1491 "2017-05-31T21:35:53Z")
> [@Ann\_Hedonia](#): > > Oh, I probably shouldn’t do this but I just HAVE to share this story. > > I work with a lot of the ultra-wealthy New York banking types. I have a couple of members of the Trump Administration on my client list, also the parents of a member of Team Trump. > > I went to do some work for the parents today, a lovely older couple, very nice people. I don’t want to name names on a public message board but the father wears glasses with coke bottle thick lenses. > > I was prepared to do my work quietly and keep to myself. Its not like I know these people well, I usually work under the direction of their staff when they aren’t home - this is the second time I’ve met them. But the Mrs. walked into the room and the first words out of her mouth were “Does anyone here like Trump?”. I replied, quite simply, “I don’t like him”. > > She said “We really hate him, and its been an interesting couple of months around here”. My reply was “Is he too old for a spanking?” (which was a risky reply but it elicited laughter). > > Then we chatted a little more about how Trump sucks and I expressed my outrage at Wilbur Ross braying about how great it was that there were no protesters in Saudi Arabia. …and the ethics of taking a job that would be a great job except for the working for Trump thing. > > But I was much interested in how this woman brought it up right away, it’s like she wants everyone to know that despite her name, she’s anti-Trump. Ooh ohh! Does their last name rhyme with “Been coochin?” ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1492 "2017-05-31T21:41:25Z")
> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > Ooh ohh! Does their last name rhyme with “Been coochin?” ;)😃 ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2017, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1493 "2017-05-31T23:09:31Z")
> [@Ann\_Hedonia](#): > > Oh, I probably shouldn’t do this but I just HAVE to share this story. > > I work with a lot of the ultra-wealthy New York banking types. I have a couple of members of the Trump Administration on my client list, also the parents of a member of Team Trump. > > I went to do some work for the parents today, a lovely older couple, very nice people. I don’t want to name names on a public message board but the father wears glasses with coke bottle thick lenses. > > I was prepared to do my work quietly and keep to myself. Its not like I know these people well, I usually work under the direction of their staff when they aren’t home - this is the second time I’ve met them. But the Mrs. walked into the room and the first words out of her mouth were “Does anyone here like Trump?”. I replied, quite simply, “I don’t like him”. > > She said “We really hate him, and its been an interesting couple of months around here”. My reply was “Is he too old for a spanking?” (which was a risky reply but it elicited laughter). > > Then we chatted a little more about how Trump sucks and I expressed my outrage at Wilbur Ross braying about how great it was that there were no protesters in Saudi Arabia. …and the ethics of taking a job that would be a great job except for the working for Trump thing. > > But I was much interested in how this woman brought it up right away, it’s like she wants everyone to know that despite her name, she’s anti-Trump. It’s no surprise. After all, this was the guy who fucked his own family out of millions, and then cut off the medical insurance of from his nephew’s sick 18 month old baby - because his nephew Fred 3rd contested Trump’s father’s will, out of pure spite. This was a deliberate denial of medical coverage that Fred Trump freely provided to his family for decades. He’s a mean, selfish, vindictive jerk who cutoff medical care to his own nephew & the nephew’s critically ill baby when he got mad at him over $$$$. Trump was willing to destroy a member of his own family - his nephew’s sick baby - to punish him. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1494 "2017-06-01T03:14:25Z")
Fucking Trump just can NOT get away from Hillary. “Crooked Hillary Clinton now blames everybody but herself, refuses to say she was a terrible candidate. Hits Facebook & even Dems & DNC.” > ---
**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1495 "2017-06-01T03:36:05Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > Fucking Trump just can NOT get away from Hillary. > “Crooked Hillary Clinton now blames everybody but herself, refuses to say she was a terrible candidate. Hits Facebook & even Dems & DNC.” > [x.com](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/870077441401905152?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&) I guess that’s going to be his defense against the Russia investigation: it’s all just Democrat sour grapes. I don’t think Robert Mueller will be as easily persuaded of this as his hordes of brain-dead followers; Trump may be in for a shock. ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1496 "2017-06-01T04:04:41Z")
> [@Superdude](#): > > Didn’t think that I’d ever feel sympathetic towards Sauron. Melkor wept. ---
**Author:** ![Chisquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6bbea6/32.png) [@Chisquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chisquirrel)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1497 "2017-06-01T04:16:51Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > Fucking Trump just can NOT get away from Hillary. > “Crooked Hillary Clinton now blames everybody but herself, refuses to say she was a terrible candidate. Hits Facebook & even Dems & DNC.” > [x.com](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/870077441401905152?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&) [People in covfefe houses shouldn’t throw covfefe.](https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/870090101765931008) ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2017, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1498 "2017-06-04T19:14:02Z")
One of Traitor Trump’s more egregious posts, and that’s saying a lot: **"At least 7 dead and 48 wounded in terror attack and Mayor of London says there is ‘no reason to be alarmed!’ "** He was, of course, completely misinterpreting the London mayor’s remarks, which clearly stated there was no need to be alarmed _about the increased police presence on the streets in the coming days_. I’m sure the mayor’s being a Muslim has nothing to do with Trump’s repeated displays of animosity to him. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2017, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1499 "2017-06-05T02:20:46Z")
> [@davidm](#): > > Right. I don’t know what all the mystery is about what he was trying to type. Obviously it was “negative press coverage”. > > The mystery is why he stopped at that point and left it for hours. His tiny hands got tired. Tweetin’ and presidentin’ is hard. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2017, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1500 "2017-06-05T02:24:20Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > Fucking Trump just can NOT get away from Hillary. > “Crooked Hillary Clinton now blames everybody but herself, refuses to say she was a terrible candidate. Hits Facebook & even Dems & DNC.” > [x.com](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/870077441401905152?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&) Because she got the popular vote. He only won because of the way the rules are set up and he knows it. Basically it was a fluke. Sure he got the electoral votes and the win, but in this way he also LOST. She made him a LOSER. The people overall did not want him. That’s just my take on it. That is why he can’t let go. But if I were able to troll Trump, that is exactly how I’d play it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=74) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=76)