# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2016, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/141 "2016-11-23T03:37:55Z")

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> [@Siam\_Sam](#):
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> Seems in one of his recent tweets, he’s asked for Nigel Farage to be the British ambassador to the US. This is the first time in history that an American president or president-elect has asked a country for a specific person to be ambassador.
> 
> The queen was not amused, nor are the British public from what I hear.

Yeah, I’d have gone for Helen Mirren.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2016, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/142 "2016-11-23T06:09:07Z")

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You would if she’d let you, you slut!

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2016, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/143 "2016-11-23T20:39:41Z")

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> [@Siam\_Sam](#):
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> Seems in one of his recent tweets, he’s asked for Nigel Farage to be the British ambassador to the US. This is the first time in history that an American president or president-elect has asked a country for a specific person to be ambassador.
> 
> The queen was not amused, nor are the British public from what I hear.

That’s not the half of it.

Steven Bannon (Trump’s brain?) arranged for Nigel Farage and a man named Raheem Kassam to have a photo-op with him in Trump Tower. This was Bannon The Nazi, Trump’s “golden boy”.

Kassam is a Breitbart writer and former Farage aide who told Nicola Sturgeon, the First Minister of Scotland, to “tape her mouth shut – and her legs, so she can’t reproduce”. First Minister Sturgeon had suffered a devastating miscarriage and lost a child.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2016, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/144 "2016-11-23T21:47:22Z")

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No snark intended, **Steve1** , but if you’re gonna say somebody said something that loathsome, you gotta cite it.

ETA: It Googles. There’s a hit there that suggests Blightbart defended him on it, but I ain’t touching it. Mental hygiene. So, maybe not.

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2016, 8:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/145 "2016-11-24T08:52:52Z")

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Scrolling up, I notice that someone quoted **Drunky Smurf** addressing me. I don’t know what he said, as I don’t read what the guy writes. However, apparently I was remiss in not informing him that he is on my ignore list, and thus I will not read what he says.

He is basically useless to this board. He doesn’t even work as the type of person you need to try and understand. You’re probably getting too drunk for your own good, seeing as you become too incoherent at times. But, hey, it’s your life, and you can do what you want.

I’ve decided to focus more on convincing those that are open to being convinced, and not the people who have been here for years but still haven’t changed their tune.

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2016, 8:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/146 "2016-11-24T08:59:44Z")

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> [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](#):
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> [Here](http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-38045852) is an illustration of why the media should ignore Trump’s inane tweeting and focus on reporting actual scandals. A day after Trump settled the fraud suit against Trump University for $25M (the actual amount that students were defrauded is estimated to be upwards of $40M) the media gets distracted by his response to VP-Elect Pence getting lectured by the cast of _Hamilton_.
> 
> This is not normal.
> 
> Stranger

The problem is, no one really cared about the scandal news even before the tweet. Yeah, it was bad, but it was something we already knew would happen.

I don’t think you can force people to care about things they don’t care about. If this is what they care about, then I think we should use this. It’s him trying to destroy freedom of speech, again. It’s him showing how he can’t handle the job. He actually said that the theater should be a safe space–that’s really useful against his followers who hate safe spaces.

I’m not saying we ignore these other things. I’m saying we have to pay attention to what people think is important. Literally anything can be a weapon against him.

And, in the meantime, we need to be able to keep our spirits up, and laughter can help with that.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2016, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/147 "2016-11-24T12:43:30Z")

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> [@BigT](#):
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> Scrolling up, I notice that someone quoted **Drunky Smurf** addressing me. I don’t know what he said, as I don’t read what the guy writes. However, apparently I was remiss in not informing him that he is on my ignore list, and thus I will not read what he says.
> 
> He is basically useless to this board. He doesn’t even work as the type of person you need to try and understand. You’re probably getting too drunk for your own good, seeing as you become too incoherent at times. But, hey, it’s your life, and you can do what you want.
> 
> I’ve decided to focus more on convincing those that are open to being convinced, and not the people who have been here for years but still haven’t changed their tune.

> [@](#):
>
> ig·nore  
> iɡˈnôr/  
> verb  
> refuse to take notice of or acknowledge; disregard intentionally.  
> “he ignored her outraged question”  
> synonyms: disregard, take no notice of, pay no attention to, pay no heed to; turn a blind eye to, turn a deaf ear to, tune out  
> “he ignored the customers”  
> snub, slight, spurn, shun, disdain, look right through, pass over, look past;  
> informalgive someone the brush-off, give someone the cold shoulder  
> “he was ignored by the journalists”  
> set aside, pay no attention to, take no account of;  
> break, contravene, fail to comply with, fail to observe, disregard, disobey, breach, defy, flout;  
> informalpooh-pooh  
> “doctors ignored her husband’s instructions”  
> fail to consider (something significant).

HTH.

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2016, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/148 "2016-11-24T14:31:22Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> No snark intended, **Steve1** , but if you’re gonna say somebody said something that loathsome, you gotta cite it.
> 
> ETA: It Googles. There’s a hit there that suggests Blightbart defended him on it, but I ain’t touching it. Mental hygiene. So, maybe not.

Yeah, I forgot to link a cite. But after many years of “on-and-off” here, I’ve learned that linking a cite is useless. The “Noise Machine” guys here (you know who) are still puking up the same right wing borderline Nazi (oops sorry alt right) bullshit they always have, and facts have fuck all to do with anything.

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**Author:** ![SaharaTea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SaharaTea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SaharaTea)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2016, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/149 "2016-11-24T15:27:43Z")

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> [@BigT](#):
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> I don’t think you can force people to care about things they don’t care about. If this is what they care about, then I think we should use this. It’s him trying to destroy freedom of speech, again. It’s him showing how he can’t handle the job. He actually said that the theater should be a safe space–that’s really useful against his followers who hate safe spaces.
> 
> I’m not saying we ignore these other things. I’m saying we have to pay attention to what people think is important. Literally anything can be a weapon against him.

I agree with this. Most Americans want Trump to [STFU with the tweets](http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-elections/donald-trump-twitter-poll-us-wants-him-to-stop-tweeting-a7436526.html), and it’s one of the only things that seems to bother my conservative friends on Facebook right now.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2016, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/150 "2016-11-24T15:35:11Z")

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> [@SaharaTea](#):
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> I agree with this. Most Americans want Trump to [STFU with the tweets](http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-elections/donald-trump-twitter-poll-us-wants-him-to-stop-tweeting-a7436526.html), and it’s one of the only things that seems to bother my conservative friends on Facebook right now.

Maybe this is Trump’s secret plan to defeat ISIS.

He’s gonna tweet them to death.

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2016, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/151 "2016-11-25T21:59:58Z")

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> [@SaharaTea](#):
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> I agree with this. Most Americans want Trump to [STFU with the tweets](http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-elections/donald-trump-twitter-poll-us-wants-him-to-stop-tweeting-a7436526.html), and it’s one of the only things that seems to bother my conservative friends on Facebook right now.

Well, it’s hard for them to deny or refute something that came directly from the Whiny Bitch In Chief’s own tiny unmanly little troll fingers.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2016, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/152 "2016-11-28T00:08:32Z")

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Trump is tweeting today that the only reason he lost the popular vote is due to millions of people voting illegally.

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**Author:** ![Fiveyearlurker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@Fiveyearlurker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiveyearlurker)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2016, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/153 "2016-11-28T00:30:39Z")

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At least the press has stopped beating around the bush and is finally just calling him a liar:

CNN: Trump falsely claims ‘millions of people who voted illegally’ cost him popular vote

NY Times: President-elect Donald J. Trump said on Sunday that he had fallen short in the popular vote in the general election only because millions of people had voted illegally, leveling his claim — despite the absence of any such evidence — as part of a daylong storm of Twitter posts voicing anger about a three-state recount push.

Washington Post: Trump makes baseless claim that millions ‘voted illegally’ for Clinton

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2016, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/154 "2016-11-28T01:04:37Z")

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It’s a mystery why this recount would make Trump so angry. Even Clinton’s team admits it’s extremely unlikely to come to anything. But it’s really gotten under his skin, and when something gets under this piece of filth’s skin, he Tweets up a storm.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2016, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/155 "2016-11-28T02:07:17Z")

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> [@Siam\_Sam](#):
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> Trump is tweeting today that the only reason he lost the popular vote is due to millions of people voting illegally.

Whiny douchebag is whiny.

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2016, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/156 "2016-11-28T02:31:51Z")

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4 years of this, we’re in for.

I hope the 26% of eligible voters who voted for him are happy.

I mean, even if his statistically impossible claim were true, his supporters are still nowhere near the majority they think they are.

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**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2016, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/157 "2016-11-28T02:43:08Z")

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Why the hell doesn’t someone who cares about him sit him down, say WTF is WRONG with you, and take away his twitter account?

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**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2016, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/158 "2016-11-28T02:47:50Z")

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He’s crying because the larger the number of votes for Clinton, the less he is able to claim some sort of mandate.

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2016, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/159 "2016-11-28T02:49:03Z")

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> [@raventhief](#):
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> Why the hell doesn’t someone who cares about him sit him down, say WTF is WRONG with you, and take away his twitter account?

[Trump replies, with a vaguely effeminate cobra-like gesture]

“You’re fired.”

[/Trump replies, with a vaguely effeminate cobra-like gesture]

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**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2016, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/160 "2016-11-28T02:52:06Z")

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> [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](#):
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> [Trump replies, with a vaguely effeminate cobra-like gesture]
> 
> “You’re fired.”
> 
> [/Trump replies, with a vaguely effeminate cobra-like gesture]

He may not fire Ivanka…maybe not one of his other spawn…seriously, I said this during the election - I would have been appalled if my father was doing any of this crap. Discreet word with his doctor, gently taking away his electronics, whatever it takes.

ETA Even Kellyanne Conway ralized he had to be handled like a toddler.

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