# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![steronz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steronz/32/11765_2.png) [@steronz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steronz)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1721 "2017-06-16T14:27:00Z")

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> [@](#):
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> “I was going to fire Comey,” Trump told NBC News’ Lester Holt in an interview. “Regardless of the recommendation I was going to fire Comey.”

What a short memory he has.

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**Author:** ![Celidin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/cc9497/32.png) [@Celidin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Celidin)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1722 "2017-06-16T14:34:21Z")

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> [@steronz](#):
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> What a short memory he has.

Shows us where Sessions gets his cues from…

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**Author:** ![Biffster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biffster/32/339_2.png) [@Biffster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffster)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1723 "2017-06-16T14:39:43Z")

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> [@Superdude](#):
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> One of my favorite Trump bits now is from [this](http://www.thedailybeast.com/even-trumps-aides-blame-him-for-obstruction-probe-president-did-this-to-himself) article in the _Daily Beast_, where one Trump senior administration official said that the internal game plan should now be “keep him away from Twitter, dear god, keep him away from Twitter.”

But it’s perfect for him isn’t it? This twit just loves his Twitter.

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1724 "2017-06-16T15:37:15Z")

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> [@Sunny\_Daze](#):
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> Anyone else notice that he’s now creating the same false equivalence that McCain was creating? Hillary’s email investigation never had anything to do with the Russia investigation. Two separate things. If Hillary did collude with Russia to interfere with the US election last year, then we should absolutely investigate that. Looking at where we are and who ended up winning, it doesn’t seem likely.

How the fuck was HRC colluding with Russia?  
That asshole Comey investigated her, and somehow managed to sabotage her with a “we found nothing but she still sucks” sort of “press release”, directly affecting the outcome of the election.

So again, how the fuck was HRC colluding with Russia?

She was the one that was hacked and attacked and buried in Russian fake news. In fact, Putin hates her and saw this election as a chance to “get” her, while installing an orange fucking stooge in her place. Which party suddenly changed their party platform to to pro-Russia and anti-sanction? Which guys are now being investigated for lying about their contacts with Russia? Etc etc etc.

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**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1725 "2017-06-16T16:28:24Z")

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> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#):
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> In case you’re not being deliberately obtuse, no; Mr. Trump is referring to Asst. AG Rod Rosenstein.

right - but its Mueller that is running the investigation into obstruction.

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1726 "2017-06-16T16:37:00Z")

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> [@SteveG1](#):
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> How the fuck was HRC colluding with Russia?  
> That asshole Comey investigated her, and somehow managed to sabotage her with a “we found nothing but she still sucks” sort of “press release”, directly affecting the outcome of the election.
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> So again, how the fuck was HRC colluding with Russia?
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> She was the one that was hacked and attacked and buried in Russian fake news. In fact, Putin hates her and saw this election as a chance to “get” her, while installing an orange fucking stooge in her place. Which party suddenly changed their party platform to to pro-Russia and anti-sanction? Which guys are now being investigated for lying about their contacts with Russia? Etc etc etc.

Maybe she _really_ didn’t want to be president.

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**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1727 "2017-06-16T17:18:43Z")

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> [@simster](#):
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> right - but its Mueller that is running the investigation into obstruction.

My take/prediction\*:

Trump wants to fire Mueller, but there are two problems.

1. he can’t fire him himself he needs Rosenstein to do it (Same reason Nixon had to fire so many people to finally get down to Bork).
2. He needs some thin veil of plausibility for the firing so that people like Okrahoma have some talking point to latch onto.

So he has another dinner and asks everyone to leave the room besides Rosenstein and happens to mention that he hopes that Rosenstein will rein in Muller. When Rosenstein resists, Trump fires him the next day, with the claim that Rosenstein was actually the one who was obstructing justice because he was the one who recommended firing Comey. By getting rid of Rosenstein he is really upholding justice. But that isn’t enough, to really ferret out the bad Hombre justice obstructors he needs to fire everyone associated with Rosenstein, such as say Mueller who was hired by a justice obstructor. And so Rosenstein must be replaced by someone who will fire Mueller. Finally now that all the Justice obstructors have been fired there is no reason to continue the investigation, and he can go back to playing golf.

- admittedly this is all without evidence and probably won’t happen, but I’m putting it out so that in the unlikely event I turn out to be right at a later date, I can point to it here so you can marvel at my political accumin

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1728 "2017-06-16T17:20:03Z")

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> [@simster](#):
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> right - but its Mueller that is running the investigation into obstruction.

Mr. Mueller works for Mr. Rosenstein; therefore, Mr. Rosenstein is conducting the investigation, just as Mr. Comey was conducting the FBI investigation.

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1729 "2017-06-16T17:21:50Z")

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> [@Buck\_Godot](#):
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> My take/prediction\*:
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> \<snip\>
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> - admittedly this is all without evidence and probably won’t happen, but I’m putting it out so that in the unlikely event I turn out to be right at a later date, I can point to it here so you can marvel at my political accumin

Is that a particularly spicy kind of political accuracy? 😛

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**Author:** ![Evil\_Economist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c89c15/32.png) [@Evil\_Economist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Economist)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1730 "2017-06-16T17:47:06Z")

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I really like [his latest tweet](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/875732813278048256), in which he brags about an outlier poll showing him with a 50% approval rating. “Hey guys, this one poll found that only 50% of Americans think I’m shit!”

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1731 "2017-06-16T19:33:16Z")

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> [@Buck\_Godot](#):
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> My take/prediction\*:
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> Trump wants to fire Mueller, but there are two problems.
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> 1. he can’t fire him himself he needs Rosenstein to do it **(Same reason Nixon had to fire so many people to finally get down to Bork).**
> 2. He needs some thin veil of plausibility for the firing so that people like Okrahoma have some talking point to latch onto.
> 
> …

Bold added.

Minor nitpick (is there any other kind?): Nixon didn’t fire Attorney General Elliot Richardson or Deputy Attorney General William Ruckelshaus. They both resigned in turn rather than fire Cox. Bork was left [del]holding the bag[/del] and he fired Cox.

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**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1732 "2017-06-16T19:36:26Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> Bold added.
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> Minor nitpick (is there any other kind?): Nixon didn’t fire Attorney General Elliot Richardson or Deputy Attorney General William Ruckelshaus. They both resigned in turn rather than fire Cox. Bork was left [del]holding the bag[/del] and he fired Cox.

What would have happened, I wonder, if they’d both refused to fire Cox _and_ refused to resign.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1733 "2017-06-16T19:51:40Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> Bold added.
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> Minor nitpick (is there any other kind?): Nixon didn’t fire Attorney General Elliot Richardson or Deputy Attorney General William Ruckelshaus. They both resigned in turn rather than fire Cox. Bork was left [del]holding the bag[/del] and he fired Cox.

Didn’t Bork actually move up to Acting Attorney General from his Solicitor General’s job before doing the firing?

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**Author:** ![steatopygia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steatopygia/32/3132_2.png) [@steatopygia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steatopygia)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1734 "2017-06-16T20:05:28Z")

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I can imagine all kinds of slapstick going on in the White House as all the various players in this farce attempt to **Never Be Alone With Trump**.

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**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1735 "2017-06-16T20:10:01Z")

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> [@Evil\_Economist](#):
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> I really like [his latest tweet](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/875732813278048256), in which he brags about an outlier poll showing him with a 50% approval rating. “Hey guys, this one poll found that only 50% of Americans think I’m shit!”

Does Rasmussen only conduct polls in the confederate states? It’s remarkable that they are 10 to 15 percent off reputable polling outfits:

> **[How Popular Is Donald Trump?](https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/trump-approval-ratings/)**
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> FiveThirtyEight is tracking Donald Trump’s approval ratings throughout his presidency.

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**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1736 "2017-06-16T20:12:27Z")

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> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#):
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> Is that a particularly spicy kind of political accuracy? 😛

Of the Mesopotamian variety. You know, “Sumer is acummin in.”

Sorry.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1737 "2017-06-16T20:45:55Z")

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His Orangeness also sent forth this today:

[QUOTE=Cheeto-Bandito]  
The Fake News Media hates when I use what has turned out to be my very powerful Social Media - over 100 million people! I can go around them  
[/QUOTE]

How many of those are bots again?

I think he’s wrong btw. We all _love_ when he tweets. The only people who hate it are his legal team and the WH communication team.

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1738 "2017-06-16T20:58:16Z")

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> [@steatopygia](#):
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> I can imagine all kinds of slapstick going on in the White House as all the various players in this farce attempt to **Never Be Alone With Trump**.

The winners of that round will advance to the semi-final, **Never Be Alone With Cosby**.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1739 "2017-06-16T21:02:33Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> Didn’t Bork actually move up to Acting Attorney General from his Solicitor General’s job before doing the firing?

Yes.

> [@](#):
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> … Richardson resigned when Mr. Nixon instructed him to fire Cox and Richardson refused. When the President then asked Ruckelshaus to dismiss Cox, he refused, White House spokesman Ronald L. Ziegler said, and he was fired. Ruckelshaus said he resigned.
> 
> Finally, the President turned to Solicitor General Robert H. Bork, who by law becomes acting Attorney General when the Attorney General and deputy attorney general are absent, and he carried out the President’s order to fire Cox. The letter from the President to Bork also said Ruckelshaus resigned. …

Read the 1973 story [here](http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/national/longterm/watergate/articles/102173-2.htm). Pretty interesting. Nixon was a bastard. He was smart and literate and not batshit nuts like Trump, but nuts in his own way.

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1740 "2017-06-16T21:18:25Z")

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> [@Folacin](#):
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> Trump can contact the President

“Sorry – Mr. Bannon is in conference with the Kleagle. May I take a message…?”

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