# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 2)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-2/928130>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 15, 2020, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-2/928130 "2020-12-15T20:43:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2021, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-2/928130/441 "2021-01-23T22:20:46Z")

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> [@Cheesesteak](#):
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> Don’t fret, he’ll be back in some form.

RyanAdam or Trump?

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**Author:** ![74westy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/74westy/32/3950_2.png) [@74westy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/74westy)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2021, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-2/928130/442 "2021-01-23T23:51:01Z")

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Has anyone ever seen the two of them in one place?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2021, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-2/928130/443 "2021-01-24T06:09:13Z")

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> [@Skywatcher](#):
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> Can the subject of the thread be changed from Trump to Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q - GA)?

Now THAT is a worthless cunt.

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**Author:** ![Hari\_Seldon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hari_seldon/32/5173_2.png) [@Hari\_Seldon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hari_Seldon)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2021, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-2/928130/444 "2021-01-24T19:13:45Z")

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> [@Skywatcher](#):
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> Can the subject of the thread be changed from Trump to Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q - GA)?

Feel free to start your own thread on the subject. BTW, she has filed articles of impeachment against Biden.

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**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2021, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-2/928130/445 "2021-01-24T21:50:36Z")

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Surprising nobody, she hasn’t actually drafted any text, just submitted the bill.

The [charge](https://www.congress.gov/bill/117th-congress/house-resolution/57/text) alone is a bit of a doozy, “for abuse of power by enabling bribery and other high crimes and misdemeanors”. I was hoping for more, because I’d love to see the tortured logic at play.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2021, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-2/928130/446 "2021-01-24T22:21:15Z")

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> [@Great\_Antibob](#):
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> Surprising nobody, she hasn’t actually drafted any text, just submitted the bill.
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> The [charge](https://www.congress.gov/bill/117th-congress/house-resolution/57/text) alone is a bit of a doozy, “for abuse of power by enabling bribery and other high crimes and misdemeanors”. I was hoping for more, because I’d love to see the tortured logic at play. -

Biden didn’t run for President in 2016 therefore allowing Trump to win.  
How did I do?

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**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2021, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-2/928130/447 "2021-01-24T22:38:16Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> Biden didn’t run for President in 2016 therefore allowing Trump to win.  
> How did I do?

If that’s the actual line of reasoning she will use, I’m all for it.

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**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2021, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-2/928130/448 "2021-01-24T23:05:49Z")

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When something like that appears on the [congress.gov](http://congress.gov) bill search page, what it means is that an officially formatted version has not yet been cleared for putting up there by the Clerk; often takes days or even a couple of weeks for that to happen, but a text exists or else there would be no Resolution number. What we are looking at there is the title of the document.

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**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2021, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-2/928130/449 "2021-01-24T23:18:29Z")

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Ok, that makes a lot of sense.

Love to see the text, though. Biden had all of what? Less than a day?

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**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2021, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-2/928130/450 "2021-01-24T23:22:00Z")

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From her press release, it’s all about “HunterGate”.

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**Author:** ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2021, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-2/928130/451 "2021-01-25T15:31:35Z")

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It basically comes down to her arguing Biden is unfit to be president because of something his son did.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2021, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-2/928130/452 "2021-01-25T16:04:12Z")

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Their claim is that Joe the VP corruptly withheld aid from Ukraine until they fired the AG guy who was threatening the company that Hunter was getting paid for being the son of the VPotUS at and so he should be impeached for something that was not what happened.

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**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2021, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-2/928130/453 "2021-01-25T16:07:38Z")

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Ok, so a dumb version of Benghazi. Which, now that I think about, was already really fucking dumb.

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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2021, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-2/928130/454 "2021-01-26T04:04:34Z")

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> Their claim is that Joe the VP corruptly withheld aid from Ukraine

WHOOOOOOOOOOO corruptly withheld aid from Ukraine ? ? ?

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2021, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-2/928130/455 "2021-01-26T10:36:16Z")

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> [@Senegoid](#):
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> WHOOOOOOOOOOO corruptly withheld aid from Ukraine ? ? ?

It’s the standard Goebbelian “accuse your enemy of what you’re guilty of” tactic. It’s the same reason they’re accusing Joe of being too connected to China, of being unable to speak coherently, and of having an unhealthy fondness for underaged girls.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2021, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-2/928130/456 "2021-01-26T20:36:03Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> too connected to China

You can tell just how connected Joe is to China by seeing his Chinese handler who follows him everywhere. /s  
That’s his Chief of Secret Service agent, who is, btw, Korean-American.

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2021, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-2/928130/457 "2021-01-26T20:39:34Z")

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In other news, Trump could use some pillows for his hurting butt…

> **[Twitter permanently bans My Pillow CEO](https://apnews.com/article/joe-biden-donald-trump-media-elections-presidential-elections-ac34de7cb5844d96589a10ea6e653d50)**
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> Twitter has permanently banned My Pillow CEO Mike Lindell’s account after he continued to perpetuate the baseless claim that Donald Trump won the 2020 U.S. presidential election. Twitter decided to ban Lindell, who founded bedding company My Pillow,...

Oooh, that’s too bad! /s

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2021, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-2/928130/458 "2021-01-30T19:11:35Z")

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> [@GIGObuster](#):
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> ln other news, Trump could use some pillows for his hurting butt…
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> [Twitter permanently bans My Pillow CEO | AP News](https://apnews.com/article/joe-biden-donald-trump-media-elections-presidential-elections-ac34de7cb5844d96589a10ea6e653d50)
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> Oooh, that’s too bad! /s

Sarcasm aside, some people might actually think it IS too bad. As for me, the news gave me the best night’s sleep in the whole wide world.

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**Author:** ![Biffster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biffster/32/339_2.png) [@Biffster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffster)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2021, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-2/928130/459 "2021-01-31T04:22:59Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> You can tell just how connected Joe is to China by seeing his Chinese handler who follows him everywhere. /s  
> That’s his Chief of Secret Service agent, who is, btw, Korean-American.

You know that China and Korea are actually two different countries.

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**Author:** ![Kron](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kron/32/12444_2.png) [@Kron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kron)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2021, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-2/928130/460 "2021-01-31T04:29:46Z")

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