# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 15, 2020, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-2/928130 "2020-12-15T20:43:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 25
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2021, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-2/928130/481 "2021-02-01T23:27:51Z")
> [@digs](#): > > Well, I click on this thread to see what tangents my fellow Dopers are amusing themselves with, since we don’t have TrumpyTweets™ any more. And now I have “Happy Feet” in my head. Thanks, **digs**. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2021, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-2/928130/482 "2021-02-01T23:38:12Z")
> [@Folacin](#): > > I click on this thread to see if it has gone far enough down a rabbit hole to make me mute it. So far, so good. You have it backwards. Down the rabbit hole was where this thread started. Daylight is close at hand. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2021, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-2/928130/483 "2021-02-02T00:10:19Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > Daylight is close at hand. In two weeks. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2021, 9:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-2/928130/484 "2021-02-02T09:13:06Z")
> [@digs](#): > > Well, I click on this thread to see what tangents my fellow Dopers are amusing themselves with, since we don’t have TrumpyTweets™ any more. > [@Mollie\_Magill](#): > > And now I have “Happy Feet” in my head. Thanks, **digs**. _Trumpy tweets! I’ve got those Trumpy tweets!_ _I throw the fans some meat_ _And they begin chanting!_ _Let me say “Big fraud!” and “Covfefe!”_ _And when I hold my phone I can’t control_ _The ranting, dear, to save my soul!_ _Didn’t lose! No matter what the news!_ _Because the news refuse_ _To run with my theories._ _My delusion spreads confusion_ _Out in the street_ _Cause I’ve got those Trump-Trumpy tweets!_ ---
**Author:** ![Paintcharge](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/paintcharge/32/7946_2.png) [@Paintcharge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paintcharge)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2021, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-2/928130/485 "2021-02-02T16:23:27Z")
> [@Locrian](#): > > I click on this thread to see if he started his own Twitter (Trumper?) and started raving like a lunatic again. If he were smart he’d call it “Trumpet.” But we know he’s not. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2021, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-2/928130/486 "2021-02-02T20:16:33Z")
snitter•com is appropriate and available – for $5K ?? ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2021, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-2/928130/487 "2021-02-03T05:01:56Z")
It seemed to me, for a while, this thread had generalized to become a discussion of Trump’s bona-fide successors on Twitter, e.g., MTGreenee. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2021, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-2/928130/488 "2021-02-03T08:09:27Z")
The imposingly-haired Matt Gaetz. (well, recently, anyway, chirpin about Cheney - thought it was a Devo pompadour piece) ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2021, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-2/928130/489 "2021-02-03T11:50:33Z")
He and Gym Jordan looks like a grown up… well, you’ll see: [![Imgur](https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/50827144901_98f53d46de_w.jpg "2021-01-11\_10-11-40") ](https://www.flickr.com/photos/68782016@N08/50827144901/) [![Imgur](https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/50827143671_dccd3f97c0_b.jpg "2021-01-11\_10-11-00") ](https://www.flickr.com/photos/68782016@N08/50827143671/) ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2021, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-2/928130/490 "2021-02-15T22:19:39Z")
Parler is back. Oh boy. Can we expect a new stream of Parlerhhea from the Master Bathroom at Mar-a-Lago? > **[Parler reemerges after a month offline](https://www.axios.com/2021/02/15/parler-new-ceo-capitol-riots)** > > Existing users will be allowed on the app this week while new users can start signing up next week. ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2021, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-2/928130/491 "2021-02-15T23:58:38Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > Parler is back. Oh boy. Can we expect a new stream of Parlerhhea from the Master Bathroom at Mar-a-Lago? . . According to this Feb 5 Buzzfeed article\*, Trump himself isn’t already on Parler, so can’t make an account until next week (if they follow their stated rules, which no one should bet on). Eric and Don Jr. do have existing accounts and no doubt will be blasting away. The only good thing about this may be that it will help the FBI and other security agencies as they begin trying to get a handle on white-supremacist terrorist groups. No doubt there is a lot of work to accomplish after the hands-off policy of the Trump Administration years. - > **[Parler Wanted Donald Trump On Its Site. Trump’s Company Wanted A Stake.](https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/ryanmac/trump-parler-ownership)** > > Documents seen by BuzzFeed News show that Parler offered Trump 40% of the company if he posted exclusively to the platform. The deal was never finalized. ---
**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2021, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-2/928130/492 "2021-02-16T00:30:48Z")
For some reason I’m reminded of something that a German officer told a prisoner when they set up [Stalag Luft III](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stalag_Luft_III) for the _Luftwaffe_’s most intransigent escapers. The gist was that they intended to put all their rotten eggs in one basket — then watch that basket very carefully. Hope the FBI gets better results. ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2021, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-2/928130/493 "2021-02-16T00:45:45Z")
> [@OttoDaFe](#): > > For some reason I’m reminded of something that a German officer told a prisoner when they set up Stalag Luft III for the _Luftwaffe_ ’s most intransigent escapers. The gist was that they intended to put all their rotten eggs in one basket — then watch that basket very carefully. Hope the FBI gets better results. Yeah, me too. I expect there are hundreds of invitation-only Internet hidey holes for the terrorists, but for several weeks they’ve lacked any nation-wide platform for connecting with potential new recruits to fill those hidey holes. All they’ve had (unless they get lucky with Facebook laxity) has been in-person contacts–holding events or chatting up likely prospects at the local bar, etc. So with Parler up and running again, they can rejoice in a resumption of building their army of belligerent dim-wits—even though it will now be easier for FBI plants to infiltrate the private chat rooms. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2021, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-2/928130/494 "2021-02-16T01:36:21Z")
> [@OttoDaFe](#): > > For some reason I’m reminded of something that a German officer told a prisoner when they set up [Stalag Luft III](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stalag_Luft_III) for the _Luftwaffe_ ’s most intransigent escapers. The gist was that they intended to put all their rotten eggs in one basket — then watch that basket very carefully. Actually, they had Von Luger (the commandant in the movie – in real life he was Von Lindeiner) say that at the beginning of the movie **The Great Escape**. But I doubt if they said it in real life. Stalag Luft III wasn’t really the place where they put the worst cases. That was Kolditz Straflager (Oflag IV-C). > [@](#): > > Its outer walls were seven feet (two meters) thick and the cliff on which it was built had a sheer drop of two hundred and fifty feet (75 meters) to the [River Mulde](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/River_Mulde) below > **[Oflag IV-C](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oflag_IV-C)** > > Oflag IV-C, often referred to by its location at Colditz Castle, overlooking Colditz, Saxony, was one of the most noted German Army prisoner-of-war camps for captured enemy officers during World War II; Oflag is a shortening of Offizierslager, meaning "officers' camp". > This thousand-year-old fortress was in the heart of Hitler's Reich, four hundred miles (640 km) from any frontier not under Nazi control. Its outer walls were seven feet (two metres) thick and the cliff on which it was built had a... It was also built on solid rock, which you would think would rule out any tunneling attempts. Nevertheless, there were several impressive escapes from there, and one that was only thwarted because the prisoners were freed before they could do it. > **[Colditz Cock](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colditz_Cock)** > > The Colditz Cock was a glider built by British prisoners of war during World War II for an escape attempt from Oflag IV-C (Colditz Castle) prison camp in Germany. > After the execution of 50 prisoners who had taken part in the "Great Escape" from Stalag Luft III, the Allied High Command had discouraged escape attempts, though the plan to build a glider was encouraged in order to divert the energies of the prisoners from descending into boredom and tedium. > The idea for the glider came from Lie... [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-2/928130.md?page=24)