# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 2)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-2/928130>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 15, 2020, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-2/928130 "2020-12-15T20:43:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2021, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-2/928130/141 "2021-01-06T11:04:03Z")

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It’s been 4 years, and I still can’t believe that that fucking moron is so-called president.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2021, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-2/928130/142 "2021-01-06T11:10:46Z")

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> [@Steve\_MB](#):
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> The Dump tweets conspiracy theories about a dump:

It’s not a “dump”. They’re just “finding” the votes.

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2021, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-2/928130/143 "2021-01-06T13:16:35Z")

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> [@MindsEye\_Watering](#):
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> I would pay a lot of money to be able to say that to his fat orange face.

I don’t think that they charge for admission into prisons, do they?

> [@Sherrerd](#):
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> More like an arcane legal tactic to avoid showing up in court when he’s indicted by the states of New York, Georgia, and whoever else has something on him.
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> I do hope the Scots stick to their resolve to keep him out. Let him fly around the world, unable to find a single nation to let him in … the Flying Fucktman.

Or let him land, and honor Iran’s petition to extradite him for assassinating their government officials.

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2021, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-2/928130/144 "2021-01-06T14:33:11Z")

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Wussolini outdoes himself, piling a Pelion on an Ossa on an Olympus of absurdity:

> <https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1346698217304584192>

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**Author:** ![MrAtoz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@MrAtoz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrAtoz)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2021, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-2/928130/145 "2021-01-06T16:18:57Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> A Scotch egg is not a bad comparison for Trump - he’s round, orange, laden with fat and cholesterol, and incredibly bad for you.

But he would also need to be delicious. That ruins the comparison!

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2021, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-2/928130/146 "2021-01-06T16:22:30Z")

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> [@A Whiney Little Baby-Man](#):
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> even fraudulent numbers in a process NOT approved by their State Legislatures

What does this even mean?

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2021, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-2/928130/147 "2021-01-06T16:28:09Z")

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> [@Mollie\_Magill](#):
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> What does this even mean?-

Ah, grasshopper, we’ve been asking that question for four years. 👳🏽‍♂️

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2021, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-2/928130/148 "2021-01-06T16:28:52Z")

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> [@Mollie\_Magill](#):
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> What does this even mean?

“Democrats bad. Trump win.”

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2021, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-2/928130/149 "2021-01-06T16:39:07Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> > [@Mollie\_Magill](#):
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> > What does this even mean?-
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> Ah, grasshopper, we’ve been asking that question for four years. 👳🏽‍♂️

My Grandfather had Alzheimer’s. When my Mother was taking care of him, I prided myself is being the only one in our house who could interpret his more incoherent ramblings. I can usually piece together a meaning from the Petulant Manchild’s blitherings, but this one has me beat.

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**Author:** ![Cheesesteak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheesesteak/32/3694_2.png) [@Cheesesteak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheesesteak)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2021, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-2/928130/150 "2021-01-06T16:44:14Z")

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> [@Mollie\_Magill](#):
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> What does this even mean?

What it means is that despite the Legislature giving the Secretary of State the authority to manage election minutiae, any changes to anything must also be voted on by the full Legislature or it is invalid. An… interesting… take on election matters that has never been proposed by anyone prior to Trump losing.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2021, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-2/928130/151 "2021-01-06T17:36:15Z")

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> [@bobot](#):
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> It’s been 4 years, and I still can’t believe that that fucking moron is so-called president.

[Hang in there.](https://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/to?iso=20210120T12&p0=263&msg=No+more+Trump&font=cursive)

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**Author:** ![robby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robby/32/11048_2.png) [@robby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robby)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2021, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-2/928130/152 "2021-01-07T00:41:24Z")

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> [@6 January 2021; A Day worth a Thread](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/6-january-2021-a-day-worth-a-thread/929770/828):
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> [Twitter locks Trump’s account for 12 hours and warns he could get kicked off permanently](https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2021/01/06/trump-tweet-violence/)

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2021, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-2/928130/153 "2021-01-07T00:59:05Z")

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> [@6 January 2021; A Day worth a Thread](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/6-january-2021-a-day-worth-a-thread/929770/828):
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> Twitter locks Trump’s account for 12 hours and warns he could get kicked off permanently  
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He was inciting violence. And he’ll be inciting violence even more openly in the days leading up to January 20, when, presumably, Twitter will have welcomed him back.

That is, unless someone finds some resolve and removes him via 25th Amendment, impeach-and-convict, or persuasion to resign, presumably in exchange for some massive incentive (such as a check for $100 billion).

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**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2021, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-2/928130/154 "2021-01-07T02:53:08Z")

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I’ll write the check myself. I have an account at Deutsche Bank that should cover it. Might have to convert some rubles first though.

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**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2021, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-2/928130/155 "2021-01-07T03:14:55Z")

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Well now that Trumps been kicked off, it looks like we will have to search elsewhere of insane ramblings. My I recommend the twitter account of his lawyer Lin Wood.

[https://twitter.com/LLinWood/status/1346891959860944898](https://twitter.com/LLinWood/status/1346891959860944898)

So you knew that the vice president was a child molester, and its only after he pissed you off by doing his constitutional duty that you bothered to tell anyone?

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**Author:** ![Junior\_Spaceman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Junior\_Spaceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Junior_Spaceman)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2021, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-2/928130/156 "2021-01-07T05:08:12Z")

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The _fuhrerprinzip_ strikes again

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**Author:** ![Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kolak_of_twilo/32/73_2.png) [@Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolak_of_Twilo)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2021, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-2/928130/157 "2021-01-07T06:41:05Z")

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She gone bye bye.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2021, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-2/928130/158 "2021-01-07T11:21:36Z")

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How can a lawyer make unsubstantiated allegations of child molestation in a public forum without the bar taking notice?

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2021, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-2/928130/159 "2021-01-07T12:27:52Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> How can a lawyer make unsubstantiated allegations of child molestation in a public forum without the bar taking notice? -

I’m sure there’s some insanely tortured twisting of the English language (and a smattering of Latin) that explains it.

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**Author:** ![Junior\_Spaceman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Junior\_Spaceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Junior_Spaceman)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2021, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-2/928130/160 "2021-01-07T12:34:31Z")

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One more nutcase who’s been given the boot by Twitter. Naturally, the Q-folk see this as further proof that he was right about everything.

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