# Butt implants? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [April 10, 2013, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-implants/655337 "2013-04-10T17:09:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-implants/655337/21 "2013-04-12T21:20:16Z")
> [@TruCelt](#): > > I think the strangest one to me was hearing that guys were getting calf implants. I mean really, are there people out there who are so into legs that this actually affects who they date or how satisfied they are? I don’t get it either. I remember seeing some guy on one of those plastic surgery shows… think it was maybe the one with that flaming gay Brazilian plastic surgeon and his dopey blonde beard of a wife, but I can’t say for sure… where a guy was obsessed with his calves because no matter how much he worked out, they weren’t big enough for him. He said when he walked around in public he felt like everyone was staring at his puny calves. I guess he got them and lived happily ever after, at least until he noticed his grotesquely sharp elbows or underdeveloped taint or something. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-implants/655337/22 "2013-04-12T21:20:49Z")
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**Author:** ![Magiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4491bb/32.png) [@Magiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Magiver)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2013, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-implants/655337/23 "2013-04-13T06:37:49Z")
> [@DiosaBellissima](#): > > Butt implants are made of a very hard material-- it’s not all jiggly like a breast implant. [Here’s Coco, Ice T’s wife, on “The Doctors” discussing whether or not she has butt implants](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIM4f7MvZvU). Well that certainly is a large ass woman. To each her own. My vote is going to be something [a bit sleeker](https://www.google.com/search?q=bikini+models&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=bfxoUbzcIuPS2AX1woGwCg&biw=1047&bih=458&sei=c_xoUYWcLonn2QWV2IC4BA#imgrc=zjYgeIIDTPQhuM%3A%3BNEGH_v1v-sm1GM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fspicy.southdreamz.com%252Fcache%252Fbikini-models%252Fsrilankan-model-actresses-in-bikini-photoshoot-stills-33_650.jpg%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fspicy.southdreamz.com%252Fbikini-models%252Fsrilankan-model-actresses-in-bikini-photoshoot-stills-33.jpg.html%3B650%3B999). ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2013, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-implants/655337/24 "2013-04-13T07:00:45Z")
I’ve got nothing against butt implants or any implants for that matter! The anal bleaching thing for people who aren’t in porn is fairly hilarious though. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2013, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-implants/655337/25 "2013-04-13T15:31:20Z")
This thread reminds me of the King of the Hill episode where Hank was diagnosed with lackofbuttitis or somesuch and was prescribed wearable butt enhancers. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2013, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-implants/655337/26 "2013-04-13T22:23:48Z")
> [@TruCelt](#): > > I think the strangest one to me was hearing that guys were getting calf implants. I mean really, are there people out there who are so into legs that this actually affects who they date or how satisfied they are? I’ve heard of fake muscle implants for men’s arms as well. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-implants/655337.md?page=1)