# Butt-licking and "tossed salad." WTF?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-licking-and-tossed-salad-wtf/41537>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [November 17, 2000, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-licking-and-tossed-salad-wtf/41537 "2000-11-17T00:33:50Z")\
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**Author:** ![Marvel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/779978/32.png) [@Marvel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marvel)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2000, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-licking-and-tossed-salad-wtf/41537/1 "2000-11-17T00:33:50Z")

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I’m a bit embarrassed about typing in this question, but I’m curious…how did the act of licking a persons poop-chute get to be called “tossing one’s salad?” Like, what is the CONNECTION here!!! And then there is something called “feltching?” (sp?) That involves a straw and an orifice, yes? What the heck are the etymologies here!!! Could someone please enlighten me (Satan)?

Feeling Like June Cleaver in an S&M Shop,  
Patty

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**Author:** ![cmetzb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@cmetzb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmetzb)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2000, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-licking-and-tossed-salad-wtf/41537/2 "2000-11-17T16:16:35Z")

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The term “toss my salad” comes from a HBO special about prisons that was aired 5-6 years ago. A prisoner describes how jelly or surup can be used, and how it’s not sex. The term was also used by Chris Rock in his stand up, and referenced the same show. As for fletching, enough has been written on this message board. Although, I’m not sure of the exact etymology.

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**Author:** ![Running\_with\_Scissors](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a183cd/32.png) [@Running\_with\_Scissors](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Running_with_Scissors)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2000, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-licking-and-tossed-salad-wtf/41537/3 "2000-11-17T16:28:02Z")

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Before this thread gets out of hand, you may want to refer to [this one](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=32246)

Caution: **not for the timid.**

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**Author:** ![Marvel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/779978/32.png) [@Marvel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marvel)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2000, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-licking-and-tossed-salad-wtf/41537/4 "2000-11-17T22:53:13Z")

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Thanks for the input, folks!

Patty

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**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2000, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-licking-and-tossed-salad-wtf/41537/5 "2000-11-18T00:20:26Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Marvel \*  
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> Feeling Like June Cleaver in an S&M Shop,  
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OK, who else is strangely turned on by that image?

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**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2000, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-licking-and-tossed-salad-wtf/41537/6 "2000-11-18T00:28:46Z")

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“Ward, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night.”

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**Author:** ![LCP2972](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e7dd6/32.png) [@LCP2972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LCP2972)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2000, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-licking-and-tossed-salad-wtf/41537/7 "2000-11-18T08:32:26Z")

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Actually, I have run acrosss and earlier use of “tossed salad”, in a book titled “P.S\> your cat is dead”…  
forget the author’s name,  
but I distinctly remember laughing my ass off at the book.

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**Author:** ![LCP2972](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e7dd6/32.png) [@LCP2972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LCP2972)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2000, 8:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-licking-and-tossed-salad-wtf/41537/8 "2000-11-18T08:34:57Z")

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Sorry, damn fat fingers,  
that title is “P.S., your cat is dead”

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**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2000, 9:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-licking-and-tossed-salad-wtf/41537/9 "2000-11-18T09:12:39Z")

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> [@](#):
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> As for fletching, enough has been written on this message board.

Fletching is the act of either making arrows, or putting feathers on arrows. Felching is something ENTIRELY different.

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**Author:** ![DarrenS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/977dab/32.png) [@DarrenS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarrenS)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2000, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-licking-and-tossed-salad-wtf/41537/10 "2000-11-18T17:08:48Z")

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Hmmm…I’ll never listen to the “Frasier” theme song in quite the same way.
