# Butt stank that we get.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-stank-that-we-get/796694>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [September 19, 2017, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-stank-that-we-get/796694 "2017-09-19T05:32:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 19\
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**Author:** ![rock\_party](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@rock\_party](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rock_party)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2017, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-stank-that-we-get/796694/41 "2017-09-20T17:58:41Z")

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I’ve noticed arm pit odor can at times smell Mexican foodie or Indian buffetish, but my partners pits smell like an well crafted IPA tastes…not bad at all.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2017, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-stank-that-we-get/796694/42 "2017-09-20T19:00:25Z")

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Dogs paws smell like popcorn…I am serious…try it … (I feel like you are smelling your dogs paws right now)

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2017, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-stank-that-we-get/796694/43 "2017-09-20T19:20:41Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> Yeah…shit falls downward…the person on the lowest rung smells wha??..not cinnamon-y rainbows and unicorns, I am pretty sure!

A hierarchy is like a tree full of monkeys. The monkeys on the top branches look down and all they see are a bunch of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and all they see are a bunch of assholes.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2017, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-stank-that-we-get/796694/44 "2017-09-20T21:51:21Z")

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Or ‘shit for brains’

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**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2017, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-stank-that-we-get/796694/45 "2017-09-20T21:55:31Z")

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Maybe we should get \*\*Unauthorized Cinnamon’s \*\*take on this…

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**Author:** ![CookingWithGas](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cookingwithgas/32/485_2.png) [@CookingWithGas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CookingWithGas)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2017, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-stank-that-we-get/796694/46 "2017-09-20T21:56:08Z")

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Mods: Please change thread title to “Butt stank that anomolous1 gets.” 😉

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2017, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-stank-that-we-get/796694/47 "2017-09-21T00:45:46Z")

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Let’s just pray that Neil Young isn’t into composing sequels.

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**Author:** ![anomalous1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e56c9b/32.png) [@anomalous1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anomalous1)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2017, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-stank-that-we-get/796694/48 "2017-09-21T01:39:25Z")

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Well this turned out less than positive for an answer, but entertaining nonetheless.

I didn’t think maybe it is how I perceive the smell, or maybe something else. My ass is cleaner than most! Don’t ask how I know what another persons smells like up close. Maybe it was perfume and ass or something, nevermind. lol.

Seriously, maybe it is perception of it. I do also tend to notice armpit smell on people does smell like mexican food (heavy on the red onion), and dog paws do indeed smell like popcorn, or frito’s. Not cilantro though, I love the taste of it but so many swear it tastes like dirt, i’ll leave that up to beets. yick!

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2017, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-stank-that-we-get/796694/49 "2017-09-21T02:15:14Z")

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Yeah…that ole’ cinnamon girl,she gets around!

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**Author:** ![Weisshund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ba8739/32.png) [@Weisshund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weisshund)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2017, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-stank-that-we-get/796694/50 "2017-09-21T02:44:00Z")

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> [@anomalous1](#):
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> Don’t ask how I know what another persons smells like up close.

Please say this isn’t going to segue into a discussion of taste?

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2017, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-stank-that-we-get/796694/51 "2017-09-21T03:11:53Z")

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No you didn’t…you really didn’t go there???

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**Author:** ![Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brown_eyed_girl/32/3574_2.png) [@Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brown_Eyed_Girl)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2017, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-stank-that-we-get/796694/52 "2017-09-21T05:08:25Z")

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> [@rock\_party](#):
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> I’ve noticed arm pit odor can at times smell Mexican foodie or Indian buffetish, but my partners pits smell like an well crafted IPA tastes…not bad at all.

That’s interesting. My husband tells me that my pits smell like grapefruit when I’ve haven’t showered. It’s not my deodorant either.

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**Author:** ![Isilder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/cc9497/32.png) [@Isilder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isilder)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2017, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-stank-that-we-get/796694/53 "2017-09-21T07:43:19Z")

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> [@anomalous1](#):
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> Sorry for the title, it’s a serious question.
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> You know the smell you or someone else would get around the anus after working out or sweating or whatever for a couple hours,

Perhaps they farted a lot more than normal.

The reason is that the work out squashes down on the intestines, colon, etc and lets the gas flow through. I know that my ex’s chest xray had a healthy set of lungs, but across the lower lobes of the lungs, it showed up a intestine with a hole it in it… the hole was just gas though… revealing that her slow walk that was as much excercise she ever did, wasn’t enough to move gas along. Pretty much anything more than a slow walk will get that gas flowing.

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**Author:** ![SigMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@SigMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SigMan)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2017, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-stank-that-we-get/796694/54 "2017-09-21T11:19:49Z")

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You love the taste of dog paws ? :rolleyes:

Seriously, your senses may be unique compared to others.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2017, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-stank-that-we-get/796694/55 "2017-09-21T17:09:09Z")

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Noooo! You don’t have to taste dog paws…you smell them…seriously they smell like popcorn…it is a strange phenomenon… (I see you’re testing the theory)

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**Author:** ![race\_to\_the\_bottom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c4cdca/32.png) [@race\_to\_the\_bottom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/race_to_the_bottom)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2017, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-stank-that-we-get/796694/56 "2017-09-27T01:13:54Z")

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> [@buddha\_david](#):
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> Sounds like somebody needs to invest in [Ass Don’t Smell.](http://snltranscripts.jt.org/92/92eass.phtml)

…or maybe [One Wipe Charlies](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FOae1V1-Xg).

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**Author:** ![race\_to\_the\_bottom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c4cdca/32.png) [@race\_to\_the\_bottom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/race_to_the_bottom)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2017, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-stank-that-we-get/796694/57 "2017-09-27T01:22:58Z")

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> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#):
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> How would anus oil help digestion? By then it’s too late.

Maybe there are vestigial glands which secrete pheromones which were useful to our distant ancestors in the pre-Homo days. Maybe in the last common ancestor of dogs and people. I mean, dog’s glean all kinds of information sniffing around each others butts.

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**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2017, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-stank-that-we-get/796694/58 "2017-09-27T01:23:31Z")

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> [@race\_to\_the\_bottom](#):
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> …or maybe [One Wipe Charlies](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FOae1V1-Xg).

User name/thread.

Dayum.

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2017, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-stank-that-we-get/796694/59 "2017-09-27T04:02:48Z")

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> [@TreacherousCretin](#):
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> “In general”? How many asses have you sniffed? You got some splainin to do.

So _now_ you tell me that “_Kissin’ the boss’s ass_” is just a…figure of speech. :smack:

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