# Buy before May 25 2017!!?!?!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buy-before-may-25-2017/73393>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 22, 2001, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buy-before-may-25-2017/73393 "2001-07-22T03:21:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 17\
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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buy-before-may-25-2017/73393/1 "2001-07-22T03:21:12Z")

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I was looking for something to eat today asthe cupboads were kind of bare and I found some peanut butter. I wondered how old it was so I looked for some sort of freshness date and it reads  
Buy before May 2501r3 2017  
2017?  
This stuff lasts till 2017?!?!

I think I need to go lie down as this makes my head spin.

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**Author:** ![mblackwell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5fc32e/32.png) [@mblackwell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mblackwell)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buy-before-may-25-2017/73393/2 "2001-07-22T03:52:55Z")

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> Peanut Butter (opened) - 2-3 months Refrigeration prolongs storage time  
> Peanut Butter (unopened) - 6-24 months Refrigeration prolongs storage time  
> Peanut Butter (Jif), Proctor & Gamble - 24 months 1-800-543-7276  
> Peanut Butter, Jiffy - 24 months  
> Peanut Butter, Skippy - 24 months  
> Peanuts – 24-36 months

[http://www.nursehealer.com/ShelfLife.htm](http://www.nursehealer.com/ShelfLife.htm)

Maybe its a code or misprint, or maybe it has a ton of preservatives. What brand is it?

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**Author:** ![stuyguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@stuyguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stuyguy)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buy-before-may-25-2017/73393/3 "2001-07-22T04:26:38Z")

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How about this interpretation:

May 2501r3 2017 = May 25, 2001 + some production code jazz

Sounds more likely to me.

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**Author:** ![Jeannie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e480ec/32.png) [@Jeannie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeannie)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buy-before-may-25-2017/73393/4 "2001-07-22T04:45:30Z")

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That reminds me of a bottle of soda I opened recently. On the cap, it had this expiration date: JUL3001

I took this to mean that the soda would expire in July of 3001. Then I realized that it was meant to say JUL 30 01, but they had left out the spaces. I thought it was mildly amusing that a food item would expire in 1,000 years.

Okay, maybe you had to be there.

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**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buy-before-may-25-2017/73393/5 "2001-07-22T07:27:42Z")

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Peanut butter was reverse engineered from alien technology by George Washington Carver. It has a half-life of 16 years, whereupon it decays into tofu, another legume product.

I don’t trust peanut butter.

I’m not so sure about quocamole, either.

-Beeblebrox

“Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.”

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**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buy-before-may-25-2017/73393/6 "2001-07-22T07:56:12Z")

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And to think I was frightened by Lactaid’s mere five month shelf life…

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**Author:** ![Akatsukami](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ea666f/32.png) [@Akatsukami](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Akatsukami)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buy-before-may-25-2017/73393/7 "2001-07-22T16:17:23Z")

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As the Perfect Master noted in [How do they get the Ms on M&Ms](http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a3_112.html), not everything that looks like a straightforward expiration date _is_ a straightforward expiration date.

Interpreting it as such _can_ be pretty amusing, though.

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**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buy-before-may-25-2017/73393/8 "2001-07-22T16:27:09Z")

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[mini-hijack]  
July 19, I went to store 24 to get a soda. I bought a two-liter of wild cherry pepsi. I drank about a liter of it that night. It tasted kinda nasty, but I drank it. The next day I drank about a 1/2 liter of it, at which point i noticed the expiration date. It had expired two weeks earlier, and was giving me heartburn.  
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**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buy-before-may-25-2017/73393/9 "2001-07-22T20:11:27Z")

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2017 could be a PLU(Price Look Up) number.

May 2501r3 2017 The underlined part is what you should look at. 2501 meaning the 25th of the month stated year 2001.

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**Author:** ![Tommy\_the\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@Tommy\_the\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tommy_the_Cat)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buy-before-may-25-2017/73393/10 "2001-07-22T22:02:35Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Beeblebrox \*  
> \*\*Peanut butter was reverse engineered from alien technology by George Washington Carver.  
> \*\*

From Dr. Shabaz K. Martin on the _Black History Minute_

“Dr. Carver died pennyless and insane trying to play a record with a peanut.”

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buy-before-may-25-2017/73393/11 "2001-07-22T22:15:21Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Gekiganger \*  
> \*\*2017 could be a PLU(Price Look Up) number.
> 
> May 2501r3 2017 The underlined part is what you should look at. 2501 meaning the 25th of the month stated year 2001. \*\*

So I just ate some bad peanutbutter?  
Yikes!

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**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buy-before-may-25-2017/73393/12 "2001-07-22T23:12:23Z")

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I think deodorant is made by aliens, too. It never seems to run out. How do they get all that in there? I wish everything could last as long as deodorant.

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**Author:** ![Cleophus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e57/32.png) [@Cleophus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cleophus)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2001, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buy-before-may-25-2017/73393/13 "2001-07-23T03:26:09Z")

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Supposedly the rations issued to the US Armed Forces have a shelf life of over 50 years.

The can of roast beef hash I have in my hand doesn’t have an expiration date.

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**Author:** ![Borborygmi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/borborygmi/32/217_2.png) [@Borborygmi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Borborygmi)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2001, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buy-before-may-25-2017/73393/14 "2001-07-23T11:45:23Z")

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**Zebra** , I have some BeechNut Stage 1 baby food which expires on February 30, 2003. We could get together and make some interesting sandwiches.

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**Author:** ![mrblue92](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@mrblue92](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrblue92)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2001, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buy-before-may-25-2017/73393/15 "2001-07-23T13:04:14Z")

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Unless you’ve had that particular jar for a long time, May 25, 2001 could be the “born on” date. (i.e. the date it was packaged)

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2001, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buy-before-may-25-2017/73393/16 "2001-07-23T13:40:52Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Jeannie \*  
> \*\*That reminds me of a bottle of soda I opened recently. On the cap, it had this expiration date: JUL3001
> 
> I took this to mean that the soda would expire in July of 3001. Then I realized that it was meant to say JUL 30 01, but they had left out the spaces. I thought it was mildly amusing that a food item would expire in 1,000 years.
> 
> Okay, maybe you had to be there. \*\*

I had a couple bottles of Frappaccino (sp?) with the same problem. The guy in the next cubicle and I were both mildly amused.

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**Author:** ![Neidhart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Neidhart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neidhart)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2001, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buy-before-may-25-2017/73393/17 "2001-07-24T13:33:52Z")

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A bottle of apple juice in my fridge, on the other hand, is BEST BY MAY1202.

Wow, it’s contemporaneous with the Crusades! Call the Museum of Natural History.
