# Buying a realistic full body goat costume

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buying-a-realistic-full-body-goat-costume/590391>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [July 26, 2011, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buying-a-realistic-full-body-goat-costume/590391 "2011-07-26T15:18:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Cornelius\_Tuggerson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/13edae/32.png) [@Cornelius\_Tuggerson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cornelius_Tuggerson)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2011, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buying-a-realistic-full-body-goat-costume/590391/41 "2011-07-29T21:05:07Z")

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> [@DrFidelius](#):
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> I must ask. Are we the first people you thought to turn to when your friend said " I need a goat costume"?

As a matter of fact the dope was the only place I thought of turning to, I knew I wouldn’t need to go anywhere else once the people here gave me some input. If a goat can be launched into space with a PVC cannon, then it can be turned into a costume too.

[QUOTE=Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems]

Eventually, we need to see photos of the outfit, if you please…

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Once the costume is assembled I’ll be happy to oblige.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2011, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buying-a-realistic-full-body-goat-costume/590391/42 "2011-07-30T00:04:18Z")

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> [@Cornelius\_Tuggerson](#):
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> The idea is that when my friend wears the goat costume he should look like a bi-pedal goat. So the outside of the costume should look like the outside of a goat looks like.

So he’ll be like a _Far Side_ goat.

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**Author:** ![alindallas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f17d59/32.png) [@alindallas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alindallas)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2011, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buying-a-realistic-full-body-goat-costume/590391/43 "2011-07-30T13:46:04Z")

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You can have my goat when I’m done with her.  
Eeeeewwww(e)!

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2011, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buying-a-realistic-full-body-goat-costume/590391/44 "2011-07-30T13:50:08Z")

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No, it’s, “You can take my goat out of my cold dead hands.”

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**Author:** ![alindallas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f17d59/32.png) [@alindallas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alindallas)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2011, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buying-a-realistic-full-body-goat-costume/590391/45 "2011-07-30T14:17:32Z")

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NO!!! I’ll sell you my goat real sheep. I mean cheep.

Damn.

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**Author:** ![goodie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/839c29/32.png) [@goodie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/goodie)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/buying-a-realistic-full-body-goat-costume/590391/46 "2011-08-01T01:01:44Z")

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It puts the lanolin on it’s skin…

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