# By God, I have a cute baby! Pics, of course. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 30, 2010, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/by-god-i-have-a-cute-baby-pics-of-course/537874 "2010-04-30T15:39:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2010, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/by-god-i-have-a-cute-baby-pics-of-course/537874/21 "2010-05-01T00:34:35Z")
**Ogre** , this appears to be a male child, born in the State of Alabama. I see no evidence that the child owns any Roll Tide apparel. I trust you will remedy this oversight at your earliest convenience? Auburn diapers are also acceptable. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2010, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/by-god-i-have-a-cute-baby-pics-of-course/537874/22 "2010-05-01T00:45:36Z")
It’s an adorable baby Ogre!!! ---
**Author:** ![torie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/77aa72/32.png) [@torie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/torie)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2010, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/by-god-i-have-a-cute-baby-pics-of-course/537874/23 "2010-05-01T00:56:41Z")
Awwwwwww, he’s exceptionally adorable. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![TheTerribleTako](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba8739/32.png) [@TheTerribleTako](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheTerribleTako)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2010, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/by-god-i-have-a-cute-baby-pics-of-course/537874/24 "2010-05-01T01:25:36Z")
Very very cute. I love the face he’s making in the 3 am feeding picture. Be prepared for some serious attitude in his teenage years, he already has the face down perfectly! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2010, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/by-god-i-have-a-cute-baby-pics-of-course/537874/25 "2010-05-01T01:28:38Z")
Okay, I’ll take your silence as a yes. I’ll be by to collect him shortly. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2010, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/by-god-i-have-a-cute-baby-pics-of-course/537874/26 "2010-05-01T01:34:29Z")
Yes, you do. I had 3 of those myself. Good luck! Wait until he laughs. Better than anything! ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2010, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/by-god-i-have-a-cute-baby-pics-of-course/537874/27 "2010-05-01T01:58:10Z")
> [@a35362](#): > > Dang, **Ogre** , you’re a lot less ogreish than I imagined. You do not appear to be “particularly cruel, brutish or hideous” here. > > And YES what a sweetie widdow baby you have! Yes he IS! What a PRECIOUS widdow SWEETIE pie! I want to snarf on your tummy! Yes I do! I want to play wif your little feetsies and toesies! Yes I do! I – > > _WHAP_ > > Oh! Sorry. Lost control there. > > You have a very beautiful baby. Congratulations! Ahem. 😃 I only play an ogre on the internet. > [@](#): > > No pics with guitars yet? Ogre, where are your priorities! He’s a drummer. You know how _they_ are. 😉 > [@](#): > > Ogre, this appears to be a male child, born in the State of Alabama. I see no evidence that the child owns any Roll Tide apparel. I trust you will remedy this oversight at your earliest convenience? Oh, he’s got the Roll Tide gear. Believe you me, boy has he got it! > [@](#): > > Okay, I’ll take your silence as a yes. I’ll be by to collect him shortly. OK. Stop by at about 3AM for a feeding. Try not to wake us up. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2010, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/by-god-i-have-a-cute-baby-pics-of-course/537874/28 "2010-05-01T02:49:44Z")
I’ll take that 3:00am feeding for you! But only if I can wear matching jammies. . . He really is a seriously cute little guy! Congratulations! ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2010, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/by-god-i-have-a-cute-baby-pics-of-course/537874/29 "2010-05-01T02:52:33Z")
3 a.m.? Oh, uh, I think I have to wash my hair at that time… Snuggle his little neck for me! ---
**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2010, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/by-god-i-have-a-cute-baby-pics-of-course/537874/30 "2010-05-01T02:57:29Z")
Sooooooooo very cute, sweet, and darling, Ogre. Love all the Daddy lap-cam photos! Congrats, smilin’ for ya. ---
**Author:** ![BrightNShiny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@BrightNShiny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrightNShiny)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2010, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/by-god-i-have-a-cute-baby-pics-of-course/537874/31 "2010-05-01T03:06:14Z")
Have you tried taking Tabasco sauce away from him yet? I only looked at one pic, but it was cute enough for me. ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2010, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/by-god-i-have-a-cute-baby-pics-of-course/537874/32 "2010-05-01T03:33:30Z")
> [@Ogre](#): > > My wife also recently bought a set of stationery with the classic British WW2 propaganda poster [“Keep Calm and Carry On”](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keep_Calm_and_Carry_On) on the front. She says she’s going to use them to write kind, supportive notes to our friends who become new parents. That’s awesome. I tell new parents-to-be that I have one piece of advice for them: It gets easier. 🙂 Thanks for the pics. ---
**Author:** ![BaneSidhe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c5a1d2/32.png) [@BaneSidhe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BaneSidhe)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2010, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/by-god-i-have-a-cute-baby-pics-of-course/537874/33 "2010-05-01T04:31:41Z")
What a handsome boy you have! Congratulations 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2010, 11:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/by-god-i-have-a-cute-baby-pics-of-course/537874/34 "2010-05-01T11:25:16Z")
Little Ogre must be a First Sprog. All those pictures of cuteness! The froggy jammies are adorable. How has the cat adjusted to this interloper? ---
**Author:** ![PandaBear77](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@PandaBear77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PandaBear77)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2010, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/by-god-i-have-a-cute-baby-pics-of-course/537874/35 "2010-05-01T21:41:42Z")
If you heard squealing just now, it was me and PandaJr 🙂 Especially that last picture - ZOMG!!! TEH CUTE IZ BLINDING!! ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2010, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/by-god-i-have-a-cute-baby-pics-of-course/537874/36 "2010-05-01T22:09:46Z")
It’s amazing. You can look at a smiling baby and see how much it is loved…just by looking at their sweet healthy baby face. I love your dad’s glasses. I love those big aviator style glasses. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/by-god-i-have-a-cute-baby-pics-of-course/537874.md?page=1)