# By request: Friggin' Mountain Dew Code Red!!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/by-request-friggin-mountain-dew-code-red/75456>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 8, 2001, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/by-request-friggin-mountain-dew-code-red/75456 "2001-08-08T15:07:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 17\
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**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2001, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/by-request-friggin-mountain-dew-code-red/75456/41 "2001-08-14T04:41:00Z")

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> he worst drink I have tasted is the bottled piss put out by Shasta…

As far as I’m concerned, Shasta has only two flavors: Strawberry-Kiwi and Grape. Everything else is donkey doo-doo.

Two of my other favorite sodas (in addition to the ones listed above) are: Mr. Pibb, and Dr. Skipper (not Pepper… Skipper. It tastes exactly the same, and the can looks identical, but there’s something… different… about it. It must be the added heroin. :D)

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**Author:** ![Slacker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@Slacker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slacker)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2001, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/by-request-friggin-mountain-dew-code-red/75456/42 "2001-08-14T05:37:11Z")

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I went to Slovakia last month. My friends there all drink this vile concoction known as “Cofola” or something like that. Tastes like what you’d get if you could squeeze juice out of a tree branch.

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**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2001, 9:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/by-request-friggin-mountain-dew-code-red/75456/43 "2001-08-14T09:35:47Z")

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Coca-cola has an exhibit/gift shop at EPCOT where you can sample Coke as made for other countries.  
Mexico (more of a ginger ale) and China (mmmmm - watermelon Coke) are pretty good, but the Italian (“Beverly”) is absolutely vile, more of someone’s idea of a practical joke. Ugh.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2001, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/by-request-friggin-mountain-dew-code-red/75456/44 "2001-08-14T19:18:20Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Kricket \*  
> \*\*When I go out I usually drink Cherry Pucker and Mt. Dew. So when they came out with Code Red it was a big hit with me.  
> I had someone tell me it tasted like DR. Pepper to them.  
> Also IIRC someone told me it has even more caffine the the regular stuff, therefore Kricket had to give it up for a while. Just couldn’t figure out what had started the migraines up again till I heard that. Now I drink it limited.  
> \<snip\> \*\*

AFAIK, Mountain Dew (and I assume Code Red also) does not have caffeine in it in Canada. Something about Canadian legislature not allowing caffeine in anything but brown drinks or something like that. I never understood why Americans were always talking about getting energized by drinking Mountain Dew until I found out that it has caffeine in it in the States.

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**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2001, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/by-request-friggin-mountain-dew-code-red/75456/45 "2001-08-14T20:15:46Z")

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I did a little research. . .

The NASTY flavors of Shasta that taste like ass crack sweat are Horchata, Tamarindo, and Manzana.

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**Author:** ![Tokiwoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/898d66/32.png) [@Tokiwoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tokiwoki)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2001, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/by-request-friggin-mountain-dew-code-red/75456/46 "2001-08-16T21:17:44Z")

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I used to drink Mountain Dew all the time. I was disappointed the first time I had Code Red. It tastes like cough syrup and it numbs my tongue like that spray you use on your throat when it’s sore. However, I have discovered that if you add some vodka it tastes a lot like a cherry vodka sour. It’s really convenient for parties or any place where you have to bring your own drinks.

🙂

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**Author:** ![darksenshi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@darksenshi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/darksenshi)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2001, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/by-request-friggin-mountain-dew-code-red/75456/47 "2001-08-17T07:26:54Z")

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I love the code red. It is tasty! but by far the most vile substance on the face of this earth is Orbitz. I’m not big on drinking anything with stuff floating in it!!  
Oh & diane a bit of advice…  
Avoid anything with the word tamarind in the name (Tamarindo) It has been proven to be unsafe for human consumption…  
YICK!  
😃

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**Author:** ![jonfromdenver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/82dd89/32.png) [@jonfromdenver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jonfromdenver)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2001, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/by-request-friggin-mountain-dew-code-red/75456/48 "2001-08-17T07:47:07Z")

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> _originally posted by Diane_  
> I did a little research. . .
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> The NASTY flavors of Shasta that taste like ass crack sweat are Horchata, Tamarindo, and Manzana.

mmmm…horchata…that’s that sugary, milky, good-tasting mexican drink that tastes great in mexico but not usually at restaurants in the US. i don’t know what the rest of those ingredients are but shasta does definately taste like ass.

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**Author:** ![slortar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2001, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/by-request-friggin-mountain-dew-code-red/75456/49 "2001-08-17T13:05:03Z")

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Eh. I don’t drink Mountain Dew-like products for the flavor. I drink 'em to substitute for sleep.

I _really_ hate Fresca and Diet Coke though. YUCK. It’s bottled ass.

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**Author:** ![Fionn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Fionn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fionn)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2001, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/by-request-friggin-mountain-dew-code-red/75456/50 "2001-08-18T04:38:35Z")

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I have to chime in with those who like Code Red. It reminds me of Sonic’s cherry limeades. However, since I usually buy bottles of soda while making long drives, I don’t think I’ll be doing my part to keep Code Red in production. Loads of caffeine and heavy traffic just don’t mix.

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**Author:** ![Infectious\_Lass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e56c9b/32.png) [@Infectious\_Lass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infectious_Lass)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2001, 10:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/by-request-friggin-mountain-dew-code-red/75456/51 "2001-08-18T10:24:04Z")

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I tasted Mountain Dew once. I thought it tasted like pencil lead. Alas I will probably never get to taste this mysterious Code Red as we do not have these exciting innovative fizzy drinks in England. At the moment I can report that I am drinking Somerfield own brand Strawberryade and yes it tastes horrible! Also Jucee clear sparkling peach and that blows goats also!

We have all the worst tasting sodie pops in England!

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**Author:** ![eightpot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5f9b8f/32.png) [@eightpot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eightpot)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2001, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/by-request-friggin-mountain-dew-code-red/75456/52 "2001-08-19T00:01:59Z")

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Mountain Dew? Hmm, that would be the drink launched in the UK about 6 years ago to a great fanfare, and then promptly disappeared off the shelves a couple of months later?

Drank some of it when it came out, since I was working in an off licence at the time and got the stuff with a healthy discount. That’s about the only reason why I drank it, cheapness and considering the fact that it is a liquid, which is generally recognised to help quench a thirst.

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**Author:** ![jonfromdenver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/82dd89/32.png) [@jonfromdenver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jonfromdenver)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2001, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/by-request-friggin-mountain-dew-code-red/75456/53 "2001-08-19T02:24:15Z")

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speaking of drinks that taste like ass, did anyone ever try that “OK” soda when it came out a few years ago? it created quite a stir because of its original and strange advertising, but promptly fell off the face of the earth when everyone found out it tasted like crap.

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**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2001, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/by-request-friggin-mountain-dew-code-red/75456/54 "2001-08-19T02:32:06Z")

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Or \<i\>Orbitz\</i\>, the soda that distinguished itself by having little bits of crap floating in it? Ick.

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**Author:** ![jonfromdenver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/82dd89/32.png) [@jonfromdenver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jonfromdenver)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2001, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/by-request-friggin-mountain-dew-code-red/75456/55 "2001-08-19T02:46:15Z")

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oh my god! orbitz!!! i forgot about that crap! that stuff felt like you were drinking piss with loogies in it.

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**Author:** ![11811](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/1/9d8465/32.png) [@11811](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/11811)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2001, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/by-request-friggin-mountain-dew-code-red/75456/56 "2001-08-19T20:23:15Z")

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Mountain Dew was at the X-Games in Philly. They were giving out samples of Original and Code Red. I like original better. They also had slurpees made with both typese of Dew. Code Red made a good slurpee.

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**Post date:** [August 21, 2001, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/by-request-friggin-mountain-dew-code-red/75456/57 "2001-08-21T14:39:40Z")

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> \*Originally posted by darksenshi \*  
> by far the most vile substance on the face of this earth is Orbitz.

Never drank it, but they got me a good airfare deal! 😃

_Code Red:_ like it, but as an occasional change. Still drink about a can a day of the green Dew.

_Vanilla Cokes:_ absolutely wonderful. Only place I know that I can get 'em is a drive-in place in Plant City, FL, so my wife and I go there at least once every time we’re down there visiting her folks.

_Sweet v. Unsweet Tea:_ there’ve been whole threads about this. Count me in the ‘sweet’ camp. And restaurants that only serve unsweet - dammit, the least they can do is be willing to serve it hot in a pitcher, with glasses full of ice to pour it into. Then you can sweeten it while it’s hot.

“You can put sugar in it yourself if you want it sweet” accompanying a glass of cold tea, is one of the Big Lies: the sugar doesn’t dissolve, it just sinks to the bottom and sits in a pile there.

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