# "By the time I get to Phoenix...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/by-the-time-i-get-to-phoenix/215131>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 25, 2003, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/by-the-time-i-get-to-phoenix/215131 "2003-11-25T04:59:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
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**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2003, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/by-the-time-i-get-to-phoenix/215131/1 "2003-11-25T04:59:54Z")

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…I’ll be drinking…"

[Singer Glen Campbell arrested for drunk driving, hit and run, and aggravated assault on a police officer.](http://customwire.ap.org/dynamic/stories/P/PEOPLE_CAMPBELL?SITE=UTSGS&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT)

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**Author:** ![Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/earl_snake-hips_tucker/32/3269_2.png) [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_Snake-Hips_Tucker)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2003, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/by-the-time-i-get-to-phoenix/215131/2 "2003-11-25T05:18:48Z")

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And will probably be singing “Gentle on My Hind” whilst he’s in the pokey.

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**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2003, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/by-the-time-i-get-to-phoenix/215131/3 "2003-11-25T05:24:56Z")

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Glen Campbell, didn’t he have a big band back in the 40s and 50s?

Who’s Glen Campbell?

Tripler  
Oh wait, I’m thinking of Glenn Miller. Still, who’s Glen Campbell?

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**Author:** ![jesleigh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/58f4c7/32.png) [@jesleigh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jesleigh)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2003, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/by-the-time-i-get-to-phoenix/215131/4 "2003-11-25T05:27:59Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Tripler \*  
> \*\*Glen Campbell, didn’t he have a big band back in the 40s and 50s?
> 
> Who’s Glen Campbell?  
> \*\*

Old country singer…dated Tanya Tucker when she was young…

that’s bout all I know

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**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2003, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/by-the-time-i-get-to-phoenix/215131/5 "2003-11-25T05:37:36Z")

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60s and 70s, people!

[Glen](http://www.glencampbellshow.com/gc_bio.html) had numerous hits, including _Gentle On My Mind_, _Galveston_, _Wichita Lineman_, and the aforementioned _By The Time I Get To Phoenix_.

Goodness, do I have to teach you guys EVERYTHING about music?

😃

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**Author:** ![jesleigh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/58f4c7/32.png) [@jesleigh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jesleigh)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2003, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/by-the-time-i-get-to-phoenix/215131/6 "2003-11-25T05:42:39Z")

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No…I know who Tany Tucker is…I can even sing Delta Dawn…give me some credit 😉

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**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2003, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/by-the-time-i-get-to-phoenix/215131/7 "2003-11-25T05:55:41Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Rico \*  
> \*\*[Glen](http://www.glencampbellshow.com/gc_bio.html) had numerous hits, including _Gentle On My Mind_, _Galveston_, _Wichita Lineman_, and the aforementioned _By The Time I Get To Phoenix_.  
> \*\*

Why the hell did I think George Straight did _Galveston_? Oy vey. . .

But after seeing your link with his haircuts lookin’ like that, I say **lock ‘em up an’ throw away the key!!**. Especially if he’s going to wear brown slacks with bellbottoms.

How _sooooo_ yesterday.

Tripler  
And if it helps, I’ve never even _been_ to Texas.

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**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2003, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/by-the-time-i-get-to-phoenix/215131/8 "2003-11-25T12:54:54Z")

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Not to mention “Rhinestone Cowboy.”

He also played with the Beach Boys for a brief little bit.

I saw video of Campbell in jail - he looked to be in pretty good shape and was in a very jolly mood.

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2003, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/by-the-time-i-get-to-phoenix/215131/9 "2003-11-25T13:09:16Z")

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He was also in True Grit ([http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0065126/](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0065126/)).

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**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2003, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/by-the-time-i-get-to-phoenix/215131/10 "2003-11-25T16:12:17Z")

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Hot damn!

I’m taking a trip to Phoenix in January, and I was saving that very phrase for my thread title.

:: shakes angry fist ::

😉

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2003, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/by-the-time-i-get-to-phoenix/215131/11 "2003-11-25T16:14:42Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by jesleigh \*  
> \*\*Old country singer…dated Tanya Tucker when she was young…
> 
> that’s bout all I know \*\*

Could you please be a little more specific? That applies to about 1/2 the male population of Nashville.

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**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2003, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/by-the-time-i-get-to-phoenix/215131/12 "2003-11-25T16:32:31Z")

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Glen Campbell is an amazing 12-string picker.

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**Author:** ![kazrak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed8c4c/32.png) [@kazrak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kazrak)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2003, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/by-the-time-i-get-to-phoenix/215131/13 "2003-11-25T23:12:32Z")

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I found it amusing that this happened on the day I was serving jury duty in downtown Phoenix, for a case that happened about a year and a half ago. Which means that I’ll be eligible again just in time for this to go to trial…

“We, the jury, find you guilty of the charge of driving under the influence, and recommend a sentence of 1 year in prison. We also find you guilty of inflicting ‘Rhinestone Cowboy’ on innocent people, and recommend a sentence of 30 years in prison.”
