# By the time you read this, I'll be heading to the hospital **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 15, 2004, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/by-the-time-you-read-this-ill-be-heading-to-the-hospital/280021 "2004-12-15T20:03:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Avarie537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/48db29/32.png) [@Avarie537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avarie537)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2005, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/by-the-time-you-read-this-ill-be-heading-to-the-hospital/280021/41 "2005-01-04T01:03:46Z")
Um … is it just me, or is there no sig line at the bottom of his post?? ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2005, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/by-the-time-you-read-this-ill-be-heading-to-the-hospital/280021/42 "2005-01-04T01:17:31Z")
> [@Avarie537](#): > > Um … is it just me, or is there no sig line at the bottom of his post?? No mistake. HEY! **MULLY**! SIG ON, please? ---
**Author:** ![Edlyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8797f3/32.png) [@Edlyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edlyn)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2005, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/by-the-time-you-read-this-ill-be-heading-to-the-hospital/280021/43 "2005-01-04T01:56:43Z")
Yep, Kate is definitely a Cutie Patutie! Congrats on your new baby daughter, Mullinator. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2005, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/by-the-time-you-read-this-ill-be-heading-to-the-hospital/280021/44 "2005-01-04T02:20:19Z")
> [@Edlyn](#): > > Yep, Kate is definitely a Cutie Patutie! Congrats on your new baby daughter, Mullinator. How the Hoo-Ha can you tell??!!?? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2005, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/by-the-time-you-read-this-ill-be-heading-to-the-hospital/280021/45 "2005-01-04T02:32:39Z")
Got his sig from his profile: > [@](#): > > Say hi to [the Katester.](http://home.comcast.net/~chrisandsherri/index.html) She’s _beautiful_. ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2005, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/by-the-time-you-read-this-ill-be-heading-to-the-hospital/280021/46 "2005-01-04T05:27:24Z")
And she’s smiling! _melts_ ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2005, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/by-the-time-you-read-this-ill-be-heading-to-the-hospital/280021/47 "2005-01-04T05:41:37Z")
What a beautiful little girl. Guard your heart well Mulli, she will have you wrapped around her little finger very soon. Somehow I think my warning is already too late. That smile is so beautiful, thanks for sharing. ---
**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2005, 10:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/by-the-time-you-read-this-ill-be-heading-to-the-hospital/280021/48 "2005-01-04T10:56:20Z")
Awwwwww! Babies are so cute. I want one! ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2005, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/by-the-time-you-read-this-ill-be-heading-to-the-hospital/280021/49 "2005-01-04T11:03:34Z")
A smile so pretty can only mean one thing: she is plotting world domination. Or at least Father Domination. ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2005, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/by-the-time-you-read-this-ill-be-heading-to-the-hospital/280021/50 "2005-01-04T17:45:53Z")
That’s weird, I know I put the sig on. Heck, I’ll super triple check it with this post. I have about 300 more pics (not a bad rate for the first 3 weeks of life). She is very pretty, and I think I can say that without the bias of fatherhood. Labor was four hours, true delivery was 4 pushes, so she came out with a round head and non-squished up face. I am already doing two things to prepare for the future: 1. Building a cabinet to hold the recruiting letters from college basketball programs that will soon be pouring in. 2. Practicing my most menacing poses for teenage boys. My size will be used to her advantage. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/by-the-time-you-read-this-ill-be-heading-to-the-hospital/280021.md?page=2)