# Bye

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bye/35430>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 3, 2000, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bye/35430 "2000-10-03T01:35:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bye/35430/1 "2000-10-03T01:35:49Z")

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I am very tired. I am going to sleep. Good night (-insert random doper handle here-).

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**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bye/35430/2 "2000-10-03T01:38:46Z")

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Goodnight, ringy dingy dingy dingy. ::rings little bell::  
Goodnight, ringy dingy dingy dingy. ::rings little bell again::

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**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bye/35430/3 "2000-10-03T02:13:08Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by ssskuggiii \*  
> \*\*Goodnight, ringy dingy dingy dingy. ::rings little bell::  
> Goodnight, ringy dingy dingy dingy. ::rings little bell again:: \*\*

I don’t know why, but that made me laugh out loud 😃

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**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bye/35430/4 "2000-10-03T02:14:29Z")

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It’s from an episode of MPFC.

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**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bye/35430/5 "2000-10-03T02:16:44Z")

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Hmmm, I still don’t recognize it, which is odd for me.

But what’s brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung!

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**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bye/35430/6 "2000-10-03T02:26:11Z")

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“Fondle my buttocks.”  
[I love the dirty Hungarian phrase book sketch.]

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**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bye/35430/7 "2000-10-03T02:28:03Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by ssskuggiii \*  
> \*\*“Fondle my buttocks.”  
> [I love the dirty Hungarian phrase book sketch.] \*\*

Do you want to go back to my place? Bouncy bouncy.  
I am no longer infected.  
My nipples explode with ecstasy.

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**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bye/35430/8 "2000-10-03T02:34:37Z")

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My hovercraft is full of eels. 😉

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**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bye/35430/9 "2000-10-03T02:42:22Z")

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::: looks down at feet, shuffles them nervously

uhhh, ssskuggiii, do you have any Venezuelan beaver cheese?

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**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bye/35430/10 "2000-10-03T02:44:10Z")

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Venezuelan Beaver Cheese? O\_o That’s a personal question, but do I look like a cheese shop to you?

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**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bye/35430/11 "2000-10-03T03:00:22Z")

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(The cheese shop is my favorite skit, btw:) )

But it’s so clean in here!

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**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bye/35430/12 "2000-10-03T03:01:53Z")

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In where? :eek:

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**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bye/35430/13 "2000-10-03T03:06:01Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by ssskuggiii \*  
> \*\*In where? :eek: \*\*

in [here](http://soundamerica.com/sounds/comedy/Monty_Python/A-L/cheesshp.wav)

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**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bye/35430/14 "2000-10-03T03:30:14Z")

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_Yummy Yummy Yummy  
I’ve got love in my tummy._  
(Ohio Express, 1968)

That just seemed appropriate, what with the reference to cheese and all.

I’ll just go away now…

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**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2000, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bye/35430/15 "2000-10-03T04:04:29Z")

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It’s time for this Tasha to get some naked time in bed. Ahhhh, the love of sleep is what keeps me dreaming. Sweet dreams to those who are going to bed also.
