# BZ00000 is proud to be nominated Rookie Doper of the Year **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 21, 2002, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bz00000-is-proud-to-be-nominated-rookie-doper-of-the-year/144199 "2002-12-21T07:47:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![BZ00000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/47e85d/32.png) [@BZ00000](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BZ00000)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2002, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bz00000-is-proud-to-be-nominated-rookie-doper-of-the-year/144199/1 "2002-12-21T07:47:14Z")
In [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=147536) Meatros nominated me for Rookie of the Year. I am so honored. Thanks Meatros. I’ll try to keep up the good work. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2002, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bz00000-is-proud-to-be-nominated-rookie-doper-of-the-year/144199/2 "2002-12-21T08:27:56Z")
If you win, do you promise to lurk more?😉 [sub]You do realize that thread was utterly and completely tongue-in-cheek, yes? Or am I being whooshed for the nth time?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2002, 8:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bz00000-is-proud-to-be-nominated-rookie-doper-of-the-year/144199/3 "2002-12-21T08:42:19Z")
Methinks, t’was the OP who was whooshed. And somewhere, out there, the crowd does laugh … ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2002, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bz00000-is-proud-to-be-nominated-rookie-doper-of-the-year/144199/4 "2002-12-21T12:48:43Z")
[Michael Jackson] I thank God for this gift of singing! And I thank MTV for this award for Entertainer of the Millenium! [/Michael Jackson] ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2002, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bz00000-is-proud-to-be-nominated-rookie-doper-of-the-year/144199/5 "2002-12-21T13:11:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by BZ00000 \* > \*\*In [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=147536) Meatros nominated me for Rookie of the Year. I am so honored. Thanks Meatros. I’ll try to keep up the good work. \*\* Uh…😃 {office space manager voice} yeah. Okay. Hmmm…Okay, well keep in mind that just because you’ve been nominated, doesn’t mean you are going to win. The competition is fierce and at times cut throat. There are many other worthy nominees, so keep if you keep your edge, you’ll be a shoe in. I’m sure the awards will be up at the beginning of the new year… ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2002, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bz00000-is-proud-to-be-nominated-rookie-doper-of-the-year/144199/6 "2002-12-21T13:12:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Libertarian \* > \*\*[Michael Jackson] > > I thank God for this gift of singing! And I thank MTV for this award for Entertainer of the Millenium! > > [/Michael Jackson] \*\* Aren’t I a racist for not nominating and supporting you, Michael?😃 ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2002, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bz00000-is-proud-to-be-nominated-rookie-doper-of-the-year/144199/7 "2002-12-21T13:14:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\*If you win, do you promise to lurk more?😉 > > [sub]You do realize that thread was utterly and completely tongue-in-cheek, yes? Or am I being whooshed for the nth time?[/sub] \*\* No, no, there REALLY is a “rookie doper of the year” award ceremony. It’s being held in Atlantis, and the prize is a feast of Jackalope meat and a golden statue of Loki.😃 ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2002, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bz00000-is-proud-to-be-nominated-rookie-doper-of-the-year/144199/8 "2002-12-21T14:58:19Z")
I’ve already _got_ a statue of Loki. Jackalope meat gives me gas. Atlantis is just around the corner from me. (Serious, it’s a night club) ---
**Author:** ![Wearia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Wearia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wearia)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2002, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bz00000-is-proud-to-be-nominated-rookie-doper-of-the-year/144199/9 "2002-12-21T19:07:45Z")
Put up your sails men! The whoosh is coming! ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2002, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bz00000-is-proud-to-be-nominated-rookie-doper-of-the-year/144199/10 "2002-12-21T19:09:03Z")
You know, it would sort of be fun to have a doper of the year award thing… ---
**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2002, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bz00000-is-proud-to-be-nominated-rookie-doper-of-the-year/144199/11 "2002-12-21T19:27:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > **Jackalope meat gives me gas.** Oh, sure, I’ve heard _that_ excuse before. Whoa, did I say that out loud? ---
**Author:** ![Ryan\_Liam](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ryan_liam/32/3965_2.png) [@Ryan\_Liam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ryan_Liam)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2002, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bz00000-is-proud-to-be-nominated-rookie-doper-of-the-year/144199/12 "2002-12-21T19:44:05Z")
Meatros and BZ00000 sittin’ ina tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2002, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bz00000-is-proud-to-be-nominated-rookie-doper-of-the-year/144199/13 "2002-12-21T19:49:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ryan\_Liam \* > \*\*Meatros and BZ00000 sittin’ ina tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.🙂 \*\* As my fiance says, “you sir, are going the right way for a smacked bottom!” ---
**Author:** ![Ryan\_Liam](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ryan_liam/32/3965_2.png) [@Ryan\_Liam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ryan_Liam)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2002, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bz00000-is-proud-to-be-nominated-rookie-doper-of-the-year/144199/14 "2002-12-21T19:50:52Z")
(Ryan buys Meatros another Pint) Whattle be? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2002, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bz00000-is-proud-to-be-nominated-rookie-doper-of-the-year/144199/15 "2002-12-21T19:56:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ryan\_Liam \* > \*\*(Ryan buys Meatros another Pint) Whattle be? 🙂 \*\* Uh thanks…am I to suppose that you _want_ a spanked bottom, because that’s what it appears like… I’m getting scared now…😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ryan\_Liam](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ryan_liam/32/3965_2.png) [@Ryan\_Liam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ryan_Liam)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2002, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bz00000-is-proud-to-be-nominated-rookie-doper-of-the-year/144199/16 "2002-12-21T19:58:16Z")
no,no I was just imagining two drunkards speaking nonsense(us), and I offer you another pint. ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2002, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bz00000-is-proud-to-be-nominated-rookie-doper-of-the-year/144199/17 "2002-12-21T20:38:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Meatros \* > **Uh thanks…am I to suppose that you _want_ a spanked bottom, because that’s what it appears like…** Well _I_ do … ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2002, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bz00000-is-proud-to-be-nominated-rookie-doper-of-the-year/144199/18 "2002-12-21T21:46:19Z")
All hail **BZ** – the Leader of the Banned. ---
**Author:** ![Blackeyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@Blackeyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackeyes)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2002, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bz00000-is-proud-to-be-nominated-rookie-doper-of-the-year/144199/19 "2002-12-21T22:20:48Z")
Wow. High.Freaking.Larious. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2002, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bz00000-is-proud-to-be-nominated-rookie-doper-of-the-year/144199/20 "2002-12-21T22:32:31Z")
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