# C K Dexter Haven, act your age!
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-act-your-age/350846
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [April 1, 2006, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-act-your-age/350846 "2006-04-01T15:35:20Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)
#### Post date: [April 1, 2006, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-act-your-age/350846/1 "2006-04-01T15:35:20Z")
The very idea of trying to come up with an April Fool’s Day joke. Don’t you think you’re a little old for such shenanigans. I’m sure you have more than you can handle moderating (and I use the word loosely) **Cafe Society**.
😛
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### Author:  [@AuntiePam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuntiePam)
#### Post date: [April 1, 2006, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-act-your-age/350846/2 "2006-04-01T15:59:39Z")
Link?
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### Author:  [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)
#### Post date: [April 1, 2006, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-act-your-age/350846/3 "2006-04-01T16:13:43Z")
Man, they disappeared that thread **fast**! I might have been one of the few to actually gotten to read the whole thing before _poof._
**CK** , you’ve got balls, dude. That was awesome!
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### Author:  [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)
#### Post date: [April 1, 2006, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-act-your-age/350846/4 "2006-04-01T16:17:16Z")
Yeh, that was…
That was…
😕 :smack: :eek:
Did anyone catch a screen shot?
😉
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### Author:  [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)
#### Post date: [April 1, 2006, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-act-your-age/350846/5 "2006-04-01T16:23:37Z")
Dang, I came to the Dope first thing this morning specifically looking for April Fool’s jokes, and I missed one?
Or this thread is the joke?
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### Author:  [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)
#### Post date: [April 1, 2006, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-act-your-age/350846/6 "2006-04-01T16:27:12Z")
A joke pitting in The Pit! Man, you better use your awesome mod powers before **Lynn** gets here.
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### Author:  [@Richard\_Pearse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_Pearse)
#### Post date: [April 1, 2006, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-act-your-age/350846/7 "2006-04-01T16:28:54Z")
> [@silenus](#):
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> Man, they disappeared that thread **fast**! I might have been one of the few to actually gotten to read the whole thing before _poof._
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> **CK** , you’ve got balls, dude. That was awesome!
Yes, I wouldn’t be surprised if that starts the next Big Deal on the SDMB. Hopefully he gets more than just a months suspension for _that_ stunt.
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### Author:  [@zuma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zuma)
#### Post date: [April 1, 2006, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-act-your-age/350846/8 "2006-04-01T16:29:56Z")
link? wtf is this shit? cut the crap and provide a link, shithead.
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### Author:  [@zuma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zuma)
#### Post date: [April 1, 2006, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-act-your-age/350846/9 "2006-04-01T16:32:42Z")
i get it. a joke pitting in the pit, which is against the rules. wtf ever quit wasting our fucking time.
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### Author:  [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)
#### Post date: [April 1, 2006, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-act-your-age/350846/10 "2006-04-01T16:36:11Z")
> [@zuma](#):
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> i get it. a joke pitting in the pit, which is against the rules. wtf ever quit wasting our fucking time.
a) Switch/Pull/Take
b) Decaf/Stick from Ass/Chill Pill
Take one from a) and add one from b). Feel free to mix and match.
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### Author:  [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)
#### Post date: [April 1, 2006, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-act-your-age/350846/11 "2006-04-01T16:39:35Z")
I can only give this one a C- or maybe a C, **Cajun Man**. Yeah, you got me, I actually searched for all the threads **CK** started, but for it to be a decent prank there has to some way for me look back and realize I could have known it was a prank. Seems reasonable to be that **CK** might made a prank thread.
Good practice though, maybe next year you can manage a B or B+ level prank… 😉
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### Author:  [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C_K_Dexter_Haven)
#### Post date: [April 1, 2006, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-act-your-age/350846/12 "2006-04-01T16:45:00Z")
C’mon, **Cajun Man** , you got no sense of humor. It was only a joke, for cryin’ out loud! You didn’t need to delete it entirely. Coulda just closed it. Or moved it. Why are you always so damn serious? You’d feel better and they could probably loosen the straps on that white jacket, if you’d just smile once inna while.
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### Author:  [@aldiboronti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aldiboronti)
#### Post date: [April 1, 2006, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-act-your-age/350846/13 "2006-04-01T16:59:12Z")
Incidentally, [Wikipedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/April_1%2C_2006) has rounded up a host of today’s pranks online and in the other media.
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### Author:  [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)
#### Post date: [April 1, 2006, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-act-your-age/350846/14 "2006-04-01T17:11:59Z")
> [@C K Dexter Haven](#):
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> C’mon, **Cajun Man** , you got no sense of humor. It was only a joke, for cryin’ out loud! You didn’t need to delete it entirely. Coulda just closed it. Or moved it. Why are you always so damn serious? You’d feel better and they could probably loosen the straps on that white jacket, if you’d just smile once inna while.
You know, **C K** , some of us actually take this moderating gig seriously. If you just want to act like an immature asshole, maybe you should get a job moderating the Immature Asshole Forum over at Yahoo Groups. I’m with **Cajun Man** on this one, 100%.
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### Author:  [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)
#### Post date: [April 1, 2006, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-act-your-age/350846/15 "2006-04-01T17:12:01Z")
> [@zuma](#):
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> link? wtf is this shit? cut the crap and provide a link, shithead.
LOL, pwn3d!
> [@zuma](#):
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> i get it. a joke pitting in the pit, which is against the rules. wtf ever quit wasting our fucking time.
I get it. Another jerkass who can’t be assed to use his shift key.
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### Author:  [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)
#### Post date: [April 1, 2006, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-act-your-age/350846/16 "2006-04-01T17:22:18Z")
> [@Hamlet](#):
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> a) Switch/Pull/Take
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> b) Decaf/Stick from Ass/Chill Pill
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> Take one from a) and add one from b). Feel free to mix and match.
Switch stick from ass? To where?
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### Author:  [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)
#### Post date: [April 1, 2006, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-act-your-age/350846/17 "2006-04-01T17:24:00Z")
**Dex** , use the freakin’ SHIFT key on your **brain** , man!
You think you can really get away with this? **Tuba** and **Lynn** are gonna be on your ass so fast and hard you’re gonna think you’re in a reducing salon, dude!
You’d better apologize to everyone on this board immediately. Via e-mail. Personally. This crap deserves nothing less.
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### Author:  [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)
#### Post date: [April 1, 2006, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-act-your-age/350846/18 "2006-04-01T17:25:07Z")
> [@](#):
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> _Originally posted by **C K Dexter Haven** _
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> It was only a joke, for cryin’ out loud! You didn’t need to delete it entirely. Coulda just closed it. Or moved it.
Not just no, but hell know!
It was judgment call, and I did the only sensible thing.
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### Author:  [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C_K_Dexter_Haven)
#### Post date: [April 1, 2006, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-act-your-age/350846/19 "2006-04-01T17:27:59Z")
Whine, whine, whine. Crab, crab, crab. Whine some more.
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### Author:  [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)
#### Post date: [April 1, 2006, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-act-your-age/350846/20 "2006-04-01T17:29:26Z")
> [@C K Dexter Haven](#):
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> Whine, whine, whine. Crab, crab, crab. Whine some more.
Nice. :rolleyes:
Way to take constructive criticism.
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