# C K Dexter Haven- god damn it **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 10, 2006, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-god-damn-it/343782 "2006-02-10T00:54:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![andrewdt85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/71e660/32.png) [@andrewdt85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andrewdt85)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2006, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-god-damn-it/343782/1 "2006-02-10T00:54:59Z")
> [@C K](#): > > andrew85, I think you need to (a) review your expectations and (b) wake up, buddy. Your comments are rude, annoying, and uncalled for. You posted at 4:15 AM and you’re upset because the handful of people who looked at the post didn’t want to turn on their TV, wake their spouse, make a bunch of noise, because you’re too impatient unable to wait a few hours? Even assuming they’re in the U.S. – at that time of day, your readers could be in Europe or Asia and not have access to MTV2. And one might think you’re too lazy unable to call your cable network? Just because I can get MTV2 in North Dakota doesn’t mean shit about your reception in Virginia. > **[Anybody see what I do on MTV2?](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=357973)** > > Anybody wanna check their MTV2 channel real quick? It seems like they are messing up the broadcast, but maybe it’s just my cable… C K: a.) First off, my ‘impatience’ was because the funniness probably wasn’t going to last until morning (as in, the broadcasting error was going to be fixed by morning)- and what do you know? It was! b.) I know that many don’t have MTV2 c.) ‘Lazy’ for not calling my service provider? I wasn’t starting the thread to complain about the reception- I had no desire to see Beavis and Butthead at 4 this morning. I was calling to share something I thought was funny, unusual, and cool- some service technician may have messed up big time. d.) C K, [as in the past](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=6727256&postcount=114), you’re a fucking asshole. Which isn’t to say that my pissed-off attitude wasn’t over the line- it’s just to say that yours is a hell of a lot more. There’s nothing to say, though, but, once again, \*The mods are always right; everything is fine. The mods are always right; everything is fine. The mods are always right; everything is fine. The mods are always right; everything is fine. The mods are always right; everything is fine. \* And now, goddamit, I’m back in the Pit. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2006, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-god-damn-it/343782/2 "2006-02-10T00:58:10Z")
I’m an atheist but God, you’re an idiot. ---
**Author:** ![JohnBckWLD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@JohnBckWLD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnBckWLD)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2006, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-god-damn-it/343782/3 "2006-02-10T00:59:17Z")
> [@andrewdt85](#): > > And now, goddamit, I’m back in the Pit. Enjoy it while it lasts. The sensors in the Indian Ocean are picking up a huge trans-continental tsunami. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2006, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-god-damn-it/343782/4 "2006-02-10T01:02:34Z")
> [@andrewdt85](#): > > There’s nothing to say… Why do you keep saying it? ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2006, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-god-damn-it/343782/5 "2006-02-10T01:04:16Z")
Oh, yeah…this is going to end well. Who had today in the pool? ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2006, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-god-damn-it/343782/6 "2006-02-10T01:04:56Z")
> [@CK Dexter Haven](#): > > andrew85, (fuck!) I think you need to (a) review your expectations (I fucking reviewed them- they’re fine and you suck!) and (b) wake up, buddy (I’m awake! You suck! Fuck!). Your comments are rude (I’m not rude, you’re fucking rude!), annoying (you don’t understand me and that makes YOU annoying! Fuck!), and uncalled for (of course it was fucking called for! Here’s a link to a completely unconnected post that says so! Fuck you!). You posted at 4:15 AM (it was daylight for some people! Fuck!) and you’re upset because the handful of people who looked at the post didn’t want to turn on their TV (fuck them!), wake their spouse (I bet their spouse is a whore!) , make a bunch of noise (You just want us all to be silent because you want your Nazi way! Fuck!), because you’re too impatient (Fuck you! I’m not impatient!) unable to wait a few hours? Even assuming they’re in the U.S. (fuck those commies!) – at that time of day, your readers could be in Europe or Asia and not have access to MTV2 (fuck 'em if they don’t have MTV2!). And one might think you’re too lazy (It’s not being lazy if other people are supposed to do things for you!) unable to call your cable network? Just because I can get MTV2 in North Dakota (Fuck North Dakota!) doesn’t mean shit about your reception in Virginia (Fuck you! You don’t understand that I’m perfectly rational and you’re fucking stupid!). This post has been **andrewt85** ’ed by the **andrewt85ist!** ---
**Author:** ![Walter\_Windchill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Walter\_Windchill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walter_Windchill)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2006, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-god-damn-it/343782/7 "2006-02-10T01:05:52Z")
No wonder the battle against ignorance is taking longer than we thought. We’re way too busy fighting amongst ourselves over the pettiest of grievances. This reminds me of my short stint with the Democratic party. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2006, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-god-damn-it/343782/8 "2006-02-10T01:06:13Z")
> [@Bryan Ekers](#): > > I’m an atheist but God, you’re an idiot. If he improved 100,000%, he’d be an idiot. ---
**Author:** ![PastAllReason](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f07891/32.png) [@PastAllReason](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PastAllReason)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2006, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-god-damn-it/343782/9 "2006-02-10T01:06:40Z")
> [@Larry Mudd](#): > > Why do you keep saying it? Over and over and over again? Is it Groundhog Day? ---
**Author:** ![furt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/439d5e/32.png) [@furt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furt)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2006, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-god-damn-it/343782/10 "2006-02-10T01:09:15Z")
Why do the mods keep running this place like a charity farm for the mentally ill? He’s an idiot; more importantly he’s a jerk. ---
**Author:** ![fluiddruid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fluiddruid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fluiddruid)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2006, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-god-damn-it/343782/11 "2006-02-10T01:10:11Z")
Sorry, but we mods only respond to constructive criticism. Please resubmit your corrected OP before we’re forced to put our hands over our ears and sing loudly. And within the hour, too, if you don’t mind. ---
**Author:** ![JohnBckWLD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@JohnBckWLD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnBckWLD)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2006, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-god-damn-it/343782/12 "2006-02-10T01:10:44Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > Who had today in the pool? He was on my preliminary [list](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=353399), but Rico, “as in the past, is a fucking” party pooper! ---
**Author:** ![TubaDiva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tubadiva/32/507_2.png) [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2006, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-god-damn-it/343782/13 "2006-02-10T01:10:45Z")
Ok, move along, nothing to see here looky-lous. TubaDiva ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2006, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-god-damn-it/343782/14 "2006-02-10T04:36:01Z")
> [@Happy Scrappy Hero Pup](#): > > This post has been **andrewt85** ’ed by the **andrewt85ist!** Funny, **HSP** , but misattributing quotes is not permitted. It’s too easy for someone to read it and believe the quote. Don’t do this again. Veb