# C K Dexter Haven: We love you **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [October 1, 2014, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-we-love-you/700063 "2014-10-01T08:01:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2014, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-we-love-you/700063/21 "2014-10-01T22:02:01Z")
I respect Dex as an acquaintance and colleague, but harbor no romantic feelings toward him at all. ---
**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2014, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-we-love-you/700063/22 "2014-10-01T23:14:30Z")
> [@jimbuff314](#): > > [Update](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=17778855&postcount=121)! > > _ **C K Dexter Haven** _ - > \*He came [in] > through \* The bathroom window. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2014, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-we-love-you/700063/23 "2014-10-01T23:36:39Z")
I was on fire once…and lets just say he put it out. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2014, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-we-love-you/700063/24 "2014-10-01T23:38:46Z")
I squeezed out too much toothpaste and **Dex** put it back in the tube for me. ---
**Author:** ![Student\_Driver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3da27b/32.png) [@Student\_Driver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Student_Driver)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2014, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-we-love-you/700063/25 "2014-10-02T11:46:27Z")
Always thought he was pretty fair for a mod. I have to admit a bit of confusion for a few years; there was a prolific poster (and I think a mod) on the Suicide Girls forums with the same name, and generally the writing felt similar between the two. Took me ages to finally figure out they were probably different, and both named after a movie character. (I was also thrown by the SG guy using a pic of John Candy as an avatar… which turned out to be a far different actor than Cary Grant.) ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2014, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-we-love-you/700063/26 "2014-10-02T12:00:28Z")
I was once stung by a jellyfish. Dex stepped up. ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2014, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-we-love-you/700063/27 "2014-10-02T16:33:30Z")
I’ve never seen a man eat so many chicken wings. ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2014, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-we-love-you/700063/28 "2014-10-02T16:37:09Z")
> [@zoid](#): > > I was once stung by a jellyfish. > Dex stepped up. Did his pee smell like roses? ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2014, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-we-love-you/700063/29 "2014-10-02T18:20:04Z")
What would **Dexter Haven** do if he were here right now? I’m sure he’d kick an arse or two, 'cause that’s what **Dexter Haven** would do. ---
**Author:** ![74westy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/74westy/32/3950_2.png) [@74westy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/74westy)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2014, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-we-love-you/700063/30 "2014-10-02T18:47:12Z")
When C K Dexter Haven takes the last cup of coffee, he _always_ makes a new pot. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2014, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-we-love-you/700063/31 "2014-10-02T19:03:42Z")
**Dex** can take off from a moving treadmill. ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2014, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-we-love-you/700063/32 "2014-10-02T19:15:53Z")
> [@74westy](#): > > When C K Dexter Haven takes the last cup of coffee, he _always_ makes a new pot. Impossible. Dex never takes the last cup. He always offers it to someone else, and _then_ he make more. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2014, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-we-love-you/700063/33 "2014-10-02T20:42:25Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > What would **Dexter Haven** do if he were here right now? > > I’m sure he’d kick an arse or two, 'cause that’s what **Dexter Haven** would do. Psst…[post 17](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=17778614&postcount=17). ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2014, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-we-love-you/700063/34 "2014-10-02T21:46:29Z")
> [@Superdude](#): > > Psst…[post 17](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=17778614&postcount=17). I know. I’m just runnin’ with it. 🙂 **C K DEXTER HAVEN**! FUCK, YEAH! ---
**Author:** ![leftfield6](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leftfield6/32/18780_2.png) [@leftfield6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leftfield6)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2014, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-we-love-you/700063/35 "2014-10-02T22:05:52Z")
A stranger once needed a kidney. C K Dexter Haven is too humble to show the scar, but we all know. I don’t always speak highly of mods. But when I do, i always speak highly of C K Dexter Haven. ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2014, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-we-love-you/700063/36 "2014-10-02T22:14:28Z")
This is a game thread (describe CK Dexter Haven in a few words), so it belongs in the Game Room. [spoiler]Juuussst kidding! Kidding! Please don’t flog me. **Dex** , you’re a great guy and have excellent taste in Lil Abner comics.[/spoiler] ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2014, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-we-love-you/700063/37 "2014-10-03T00:23:10Z")
> [@Idle\_Thoughts](#): > > This is a game thread (describe CK Dexter Haven in a few words), so it belongs in the Game Room. > > [spoiler]Juuussst kidding! Kidding! Please don’t flog me. > > **Dex** , you’re a great guy and have excellent taste in Lil Abner comics.[/spoiler] Dex, I’ll pay you a nickel if you give Idle Thoughts a warning. ---
**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2014, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-we-love-you/700063/38 "2014-10-03T00:44:29Z")
I broke my toe once. **Dex** came to the house every week to help me with my grocery shopping and chores. ---
**Author:** ![TubaDiva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tubadiva/32/507_2.png) [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2014, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-we-love-you/700063/39 "2014-10-03T06:09:54Z")
I have it on excellent authority Dex takes the dishes out of the sink before he micturates. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![PSXer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/48db29/32.png) [@PSXer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PSXer)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2014, 10:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-we-love-you/700063/40 "2014-10-03T10:04:27Z")
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