# C K Dexter Haven: We love you **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [October 1, 2014, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-we-love-you/700063 "2014-10-01T08:01:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2014, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-we-love-you/700063/41 "2014-10-03T12:23:46Z")
Dex ran off with my first wife. That’s a debt I can never repay. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2014, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-we-love-you/700063/42 "2014-10-03T12:24:11Z")
> [@TubaDiva](#): > > I have it on excellent authority Dex takes the dishes out of the sink before he micturates. 😃 I have it on excellent authority Dex takes the micturation out of Tuba before telling her to do the dishes. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2014, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-we-love-you/700063/43 "2014-10-03T12:56:58Z")
> [@leftfield6](#): > > A stranger once needed a kidney. C K Dexter Haven is too humble to show the scar, but we all know. Dex didn’t donate his own kidney; he fought Chuck Norris until Chuck gave one his own. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2014, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-we-love-you/700063/44 "2014-10-03T13:24:20Z")
> [@74westy](#): > > When C K Dexter Haven takes the last cup of coffee, he _always_ makes a new pot. > [@Mollie\_Magill](#): > > Impossible. Dex never takes the last cup. He always offers it to someone else, and _then_ he make more. He also never puts the empty milk carton back in the frig. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2014, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-we-love-you/700063/45 "2014-10-03T14:13:02Z")
**C K Dexter Haven** has been shown to be an effective anticavity (decay preventative) dentifrice that can be of significant value when used in a conscientiously applied program of oral hygiene and regular professional care. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2014, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-we-love-you/700063/46 "2014-10-03T14:18:30Z")
He also builds strong bodies 12 ways. ---
**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2014, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-we-love-you/700063/47 "2014-10-03T14:47:34Z")
> [@Superdude](#): > > Dex didn’t donate his own kidney; he fought Chuck Norris until Chuck gave one his own. Also, the Most Interesting Man in the World thinks that C K Dexter Haven is actually the Most Interesting Man in the World. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2014, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-we-love-you/700063/48 "2014-10-03T15:04:24Z")
CK Dexter Haven shot my dog! He was rabid anyway. The dog … not CK. ---
**Author:** ![74westy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/74westy/32/3950_2.png) [@74westy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/74westy)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2014, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-we-love-you/700063/49 "2014-10-03T16:09:30Z")
CK Dexter Haven is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life. ---
**Author:** ![74westy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/74westy/32/3950_2.png) [@74westy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/74westy)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2014, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-we-love-you/700063/50 "2014-10-03T16:12:22Z")
Once ounce of CK Dexter Haven and four ounces of milk is an excellent source of protein. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2014, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-we-love-you/700063/51 "2014-10-03T16:18:42Z")
C K Dexter Haven cured two (2) of my old girlfriends of their frigidity. ---
**Author:** ![orangeapples](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/7993a0/32.png) [@orangeapples](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/orangeapples)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2014, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-we-love-you/700063/52 "2014-10-03T17:13:37Z")
I bet **C K Dexter Haven** will point out how none of this really all that _ **ATMB** _. Also, he gives you wings. ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2014, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-we-love-you/700063/53 "2014-10-03T17:25:37Z")
> [@Superdude](#): > > Dex didn’t donate his own kidney; he fought Chuck Norris until Chuck gave one his own. He didn’t fight Chuck. He didn’t have to. He just needed to look at Chuck. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2014, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-we-love-you/700063/54 "2014-10-03T18:17:21Z")
Nine out of ten doctors recommend **C K Dexter Haven** for gentle, overnight relief. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2014, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-we-love-you/700063/55 "2014-10-03T18:27:42Z")
I would never plug **CKDexterHaven**. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2014, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-we-love-you/700063/56 "2014-10-03T19:13:19Z")
**C K Dexter Haven** is made of all natural ingredients. Caution: may contain peanuts. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2014, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-we-love-you/700063/57 "2014-10-03T19:35:32Z")
> [@TubaDiva](#): > > I have it on excellent authority Dex takes the dishes out of the sink before he micturates. 😃 Yes, but he removes the dishes from the sink, then walks to the bathroom and uses the toilet like any normal person. He’s too classy to pee in the sink. ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2014, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-we-love-you/700063/58 "2014-10-03T20:39:21Z")
**C K Dexter Haven** should only be taken by men healthy enough for posting activity If **C K Dexter Haven** persists for more than four hours call your doctor ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2014, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-we-love-you/700063/59 "2014-10-03T21:25:27Z")
> [@Shodan](#): > > **C K Dexter Haven** is made of all natural ingredients. Caution: may contain peanuts. > > Regards, > Shodan Don’t take\*\* C K Dexter Haven \*\*if you are allergic to any of the ingredients in **C K Dexter Haven**. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2014, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-we-love-you/700063/60 "2014-10-03T21:59:09Z")
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