# C K Dexter Haven: We love you **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [October 1, 2014, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-we-love-you/700063 "2014-10-01T08:01:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2014, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-we-love-you/700063/61 "2014-10-03T22:19:00Z")
The other day, **Dex** had a near-death experience, and saw God. God told **Dex** that he, God, was merely keeping the throne warm for **Dex**. ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2014, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-we-love-you/700063/62 "2014-10-03T22:36:17Z")
Right now **C K Dexter Haven** is in shul and God is beating his breast asking for forgiveness. ---
**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2014, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-we-love-you/700063/63 "2014-10-05T11:08:57Z")
Dex went into the Marianas Trench once. In 1960. But only for 20 minutes. Seriously though, we have interacted for many years and while we disagree on topics at least he is open and honest. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2014, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-we-love-you/700063/64 "2014-10-05T15:27:50Z")
If **C K Dexter Haven** were to slap you, you would have to resist a strong urge to thank him. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2014, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-we-love-you/700063/65 "2014-10-05T16:36:38Z")
**C K Dexter Haven** respects your safe word, cleans up afterward, and sends flowers the next day. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2014, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-we-love-you/700063/66 "2014-10-05T18:37:20Z")
**Dex** chases the neighborhood kids off my lawn for me. Any time, day or night. ---
**Author:** ![Teuton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/teuton/32/3864_2.png) [@Teuton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Teuton)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2014, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-we-love-you/700063/67 "2014-10-05T18:40:08Z")
**C K Dexter Haven** tidies up quarries after people throw things in them. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2014, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-we-love-you/700063/68 "2014-10-05T18:49:47Z")
LOL! ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2014, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-we-love-you/700063/69 "2014-10-06T03:18:29Z")
**C K Dexter Haven** held the winning Powerball ticket but gave it to me when he heard I was down on my luck. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2014, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-we-love-you/700063/70 "2014-10-06T14:40:50Z")
CK Dexter Haven told me what the CK stands for. ---
**Author:** ![Gedd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gedd/32/4938_2.png) [@Gedd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gedd)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2014, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-we-love-you/700063/71 "2014-10-07T17:30:12Z")
Come to think of it, have **C K Dexter Haven** and Superman ever been seen in the same place together? ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2014, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-we-love-you/700063/72 "2014-10-07T17:39:26Z")
Yes. But **Dex** has a number of robots that can impersonate him when such occasions occur. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2014, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-we-love-you/700063/73 "2014-10-12T17:25:56Z")
I was thinking of maybe pushing the Bible threads again, but there’s no point if Dex isn’t here… ---
**Author:** ![yawuntz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a5b964/32.png) [@yawuntz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yawuntz)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2014, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-we-love-you/700063/74 "2014-10-12T20:40:05Z")
I served with C K Dexter Haven. I knew C K Dexter Haven. C K Dexter Haven was a friend of mine. You, sirs, are no C K Dexter Haven. ---
**Author:** ![C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b2d939/32.png) [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C_K_Dexter_Haven)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2014, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-we-love-you/700063/75 "2014-10-13T11:35:07Z")
Gawrsh, folks, thanks for the kind words. Contrary to the opinions expressed hereinabove, I do NOT wear my red-briefs on top of my blue tights. Reality: We were helping our daughter and family move, they bought a fixer-upper house and haven’t yet connected phone, cable, internet, etc. So we spent most of the days for the last coupla weeks without any internet connection. (My wife and I watched the babies so our daughter and son-in-law could work. Great division of labor.) When we were at their apt, we also spent lots of time playing with babies so daughter and s-in-law could pack, clean, live, etc. My limited online time was spent on my personal life, and my very limited SD time was spent sorting Cecil’s mail, so I haven’t been on the boards (or seen my SD-email) for a while. This was purely coincidental to the Game Room kerfuffle. But back now, tryin’ to catch up. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2014, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-we-love-you/700063/76 "2014-10-13T11:41:51Z")
_ **It Lives!!** _😃 Glad to know all is well. ---
**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2014, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-we-love-you/700063/77 "2014-10-13T14:19:01Z")
You’d rather spend your time with _babies_???:eek: ---
**Author:** ![TubaDiva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tubadiva/32/507_2.png) [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2014, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-we-love-you/700063/78 "2014-10-13T15:09:54Z")
> [@Emiliana](#): > > You’d rather spend your time with _babies_???:eek: Lessee, having people around you that need tending and that occasionally pee and poop and throw up on you. Don’t see much of a difference 😃 (I kid, I kid. Literally.) ---
**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2014, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-we-love-you/700063/79 "2014-10-13T23:57:15Z")
> [@Emiliana](#): > > You’d rather spend your time with _babies_???:eek: I once was asked to baby sit for a friend. **Dex** took care of it so I didn’t need to deal with a baby. ---
**Author:** ![D.E.S.K.Top668](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f07891/32.png) [@D.E.S.K.Top668](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D.E.S.K.Top668)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2014, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-we-love-you/700063/80 "2014-10-14T00:25:31Z")
> [@74westy](#): > > Once ounce of CK Dexter Haven and four ounces of milk is an excellent source of protein. Shouldn’t this post be in a Cafe Society thread? Maybe [Lazy Meals](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=735601)? If only I could think of the name of a mod to move it. Any suggestions? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-we-love-you/700063.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven-we-love-you/700063.md?page=5)