# C K Dexter Haven

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven/800441>\
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**Created:** [November 1, 2017, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven/800441 "2017-11-01T22:10:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 18\
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**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2017, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven/800441/1 "2017-11-01T22:10:06Z")

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Just happened to notice that at least one sticky has his name on it. Has anyone heard from him since he decided to take the jackboots off?

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2017, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven/800441/2 "2017-11-01T22:50:09Z")

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I only spoke with him not long afterwards. He gave me some things to post because he knew he wasn’t going to be around. We talked a bit more, but I haven’t heard from him since. I also wonder if anyone else is still in contact.

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**Author:** ![aldiboronti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc348/32.png) [@aldiboronti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aldiboronti)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2017, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven/800441/3 "2017-11-01T23:02:42Z")

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I miss the guy. He was one of those names that represented the Dope to me when I first joined, practically an institution, which is why it was such a jolt when he left. Wherever he is I wish him well.

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**Author:** ![TubaDiva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tubadiva/32/507_2.png) [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2017, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven/800441/4 "2017-11-02T00:00:06Z")

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I talk to him occasionally. Dex would much rather play with the grandbabies than hang with us. Last I heard he and Mrs. Dexter Haven were fine.

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2017, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven/800441/5 "2017-11-02T00:18:30Z")

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We tried to make the coup as bloodless as possible.

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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2017, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven/800441/6 "2017-11-02T00:23:08Z")

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> [@Loach](#):
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> We tried to make the coup as bloodless as possible.

All smotherings?

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2017, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven/800441/7 "2017-11-02T00:32:56Z")

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> [@snfaulkner](#):
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> All smotherings?

One drowning in a butt of Malsey wine.

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**Author:** ![DSYoungEsq](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c6cbf5/32.png) [@DSYoungEsq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSYoungEsq)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2017, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven/800441/8 "2017-11-02T00:37:51Z")

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> [@Colibri](#):
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> One drowning in a butt of Malsey wine.

How original. 😛

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2017, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven/800441/9 "2017-11-02T01:55:57Z")

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> [@Colibri](#):
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> One drowning in a butt of Malsey wine.

that had to be **Marley23**

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**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2017, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven/800441/10 "2017-11-02T02:47:01Z")

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> [@TubaDiva](#):
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> I talk to him occasionally. Dex would much rather play with the grandbabies than hang with us. Last I heard he and Mrs. Dexter Haven were fine.

Thanks for the update. Next time you talk to him, tell him to stick his head in here and say hi every once in a while, would you?

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2017, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven/800441/11 "2017-11-02T03:42:08Z")

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> [@DSYoungEsq](#):
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> How original. 😛

We’re old school here.

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**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2017, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven/800441/12 "2017-11-02T03:46:08Z")

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> [@Colibri](#):
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> We’re old school here.

No school like old school.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2017, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven/800441/13 "2017-11-02T12:18:49Z")

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> [@Colibri](#):
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> One drowning in a butt of Malsey wine.

I would of thought arsenic in elderberry wine would be more appropriate.

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**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2017, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven/800441/14 "2017-11-02T16:53:08Z")

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> [@What\_Exit](#):
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> I would of thought arsenic in elderberry wine would be more appropriate.

I understand all ex-moderators get a free trip to Panama as a going-away gift.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2017, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven/800441/15 "2017-11-02T18:21:59Z")

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Think the correct name is “malmsey” wine.

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**Author:** ![Penfeather](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penfeather/32/384_2.png) [@Penfeather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penfeather)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2017, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven/800441/16 "2017-11-02T19:10:40Z")

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Still better than getting the sack.

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**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2017, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven/800441/17 "2017-11-02T19:32:37Z")

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> [@TubaDiva](#):
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> I talk to him occasionally. Dex would much rather play with the grandbabies than hang with us. Last I heard he and Mrs. Dexter Haven were fine.

Thanks. Long time no see. Good to hear from you too. 🙂

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**Author:** ![3trew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/13edae/32.png) [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2017, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/c-k-dexter-haven/800441/18 "2017-11-04T05:55:11Z")

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> [@Penfeather](#):
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> Still better than getting the sack.

If we ever meet, I am going to buy you a drink and punch you in the face for that pun. I know of no better way to express my admiration.
